jules Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 On 2/9/2013 at 1:52 AM, usagi said: so the baby oil idea is a bad thing? *glumly throws out his year's supply* baby oil is never a bad idea. as long as you never use it on a baby. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1948993 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 On 2/9/2013 at 1:28 AM, xxx said: On 2/8/2013 at 6:09 PM, keltoi said: another top tip for you rixxx... baby oil that bump generously and religiously every single day... mrs.k swears by this and never got a single stretch mark. YES SOAK THE BABY IN STRAIGHT-CHAIN ALKANES AND MAXIMIZE MUTAGENICITY! Reveal hidden contents I'm just kidding by the way...I mean, it's "true" that crude oil derivatives like coal tar and mineral oil in personal care products are implicated as possible carcinogens and babies are coming out "pre-polluted" with a multitude of chemicals but who gives a fuck right? 7 billion of us and counting and we all live to 120 anyway so fuck it. they say baby oil is so refined it doesn't contain carcinogens. whatever... cancer or stretch marks? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1950445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) oops Edited March 25, 2013 by keltoi Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1971294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Probably Bio Oil. people use that to deal with scars and stretch marks. Not me though, I love my scars and stretch marks. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1971344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
murve33 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) On 2/5/2013 at 4:46 AM, lumpenprol said: yeah, unlike most newborns where you say "cute" but inwardly wince at how much like a skinned little monkey they look, yours is actually genuinely cute I thought this too when I saw him. Missed this thread somehow, Belated congratulations, Franklin! Edited March 19, 2013 by Murveman Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide murve33's signature Hide all signatures My Last.Fm: http://www.last.fm/user/murve33 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1971345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 On 3/19/2013 at 1:56 PM, keltoi said: my dad took this before his team got beat at the league cup final... adorable Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1971528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ascdi Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 On 2/3/2013 at 12:40 AM, Franklin said: I don't really feel that much different though? Did any other watmmers have super emotional responses or not much? Maybe I'm just too tired? Congrats! May be jazz, didn’t read thread, but I hope someone important took note of “had baby, posted on watmm same day about it” as potentially one of the most IDM things of 2013 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1971529 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 My wife just went in to labor. Papa Joyrex - can we pin this thread? Or even create an "IDM Babbies" subforum? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1974134 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 On 3/26/2013 at 9:41 AM, lumpenprol said: My wife just went in to labor. Papa Joyrex - can we pin this thread? Or even create an "IDM Babbies" subforum? Congratulations, lumpy + wife. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1974154 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 thanks, Sir Iain! Right now wifey is on the sofa periodically moaning whenever she gets a contraction.... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1974173 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 [-; gluck with all that ;-] Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1974175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 aha, theres something pretty fucked up about imagining your wife on the sofa wailing with baby pain while you sit on watmm, making sure a bunch of people you've never met are upto date on it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1974184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 also congratulations Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1974185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 Congratulations! Watmm is all grown up.. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1974188 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 On 3/26/2013 at 1:20 PM, messiaen said: aha, theres something pretty fucked up about imagining your wife on the sofa wailing with baby pain while you sit on watmm, making sure a bunch of people you've never met are upto date on it. wait until you have the same experience, it's not like the movies (especially a first baby). Lots and lots of waiting. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1974195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
murve33 Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 Congratulations, Lumpy! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide murve33's signature Hide all signatures My Last.Fm: http://www.last.fm/user/murve33 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1974652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 On 3/27/2013 at 3:18 PM, Murveman said: Congratulations, Lumpy! 4 realz. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1974809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Go lumpy and the missus and congrats Franklin and the missus! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1974996 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 lumpy!!! congrats!! watmm dad subforum Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1975018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 how did it go lump? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1975051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 idm, bitchez! it went great, natural labor, no episiotomy, only a minimal internal tear that required no stitches - wife is a CHAMP. Especially when you consider she's barely over 5 ft and Asian, and I'm a 6'4" white dude. Baby was 7lb 9oz, nice medium size. I think vaginal elasticity should be most IDM 2013 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1975085 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 daughter ? or son. Also, is the child expected to grow into the baby clothes outters. ;-p Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1975102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 daughter, heh. that's just some wacky Chinee hospital garb Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1975108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 congrats man. that is a hysterical hospital outfit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1975112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Congrats! Sounds like a textbook birth. Now the real fun begins - see you in 6 months ;) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide granty's signature Hide all signatures instagram.com/lo_five_ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77502-had-a-baby-today/page/5/#findComment-1975115 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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