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jules Grand Master

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  On 2/9/2013 at 1:52 AM, usagi said:

so the baby oil idea is a bad thing?

 

*glumly throws out his year's supply*

baby oil is never a bad idea. as long as you never use it on a baby.

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  On 2/9/2013 at 1:28 AM, xxx said:

 

  On 2/8/2013 at 6:09 PM, keltoi said:

another top tip for you rixxx... baby oil that bump generously and religiously every single day... mrs.k swears by this and never got a single stretch mark.

YES SOAK THE BABY IN STRAIGHT-CHAIN ALKANES AND MAXIMIZE MUTAGENICITY!

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they say baby oil is so refined it doesn't contain carcinogens. whatever... cancer or stretch marks? :cisfor:

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  On 2/5/2013 at 4:46 AM, lumpenprol said:

yeah, unlike most newborns where you say "cute" but inwardly wince at how much like a skinned little monkey they look, yours is actually genuinely cute :emotawesomepm9:

I thought this too when I saw him. Missed this thread somehow, Belated congratulations, Franklin!

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  On 3/19/2013 at 1:56 PM, keltoi said:

my dad took this before his team got beat at the league cup final...

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  On 2/3/2013 at 12:40 AM, Franklin said:

I don't really feel that much different though? Did any other watmmers have super emotional responses or not much? Maybe I'm just too tired?

 

Congrats!

 

May be jazz, didn’t read thread, but I hope someone important took note of “had baby, posted on watmm same day about it” as potentially one of the most IDM things of 2013

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My wife just went in to labor. Papa Joyrex - can we pin this thread? Or even create an "IDM Babbies" subforum?

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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thanks, Sir Iain! Right now wifey is on the sofa periodically moaning whenever she gets a contraction....

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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aha, theres something pretty fucked up about imagining your wife on the sofa wailing with baby pain while you sit on watmm, making sure a bunch of people you've never met are upto date on it.

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  On 3/26/2013 at 1:20 PM, messiaen said:

aha, theres something pretty fucked up about imagining your wife on the sofa wailing with baby pain while you sit on watmm, making sure a bunch of people you've never met are upto date on it.

wait until you have the same experience, it's not like the movies (especially a first baby). Lots and lots of waiting.

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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Go lumpy and the missus and congrats Franklin and the missus!

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  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

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idm, bitchez!

 

it went great, natural labor, no episiotomy, only a minimal internal tear that required no stitches - wife is a CHAMP. Especially when you consider she's barely over 5 ft and Asian, and I'm a 6'4" white dude. Baby was 7lb 9oz, nice medium size.

 

I think vaginal elasticity should be most IDM 2013

 

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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daughter ? or son.

 

Also, is the child expected to grow into the baby clothes outters. ;-p

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daughter, heh. that's just some wacky Chinee hospital garb

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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Congrats! Sounds like a textbook birth. Now the real fun begins - see you in 6 months ;)

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