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keltoi Grand Master

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Congrats lumpy and Mrs.

 

Daughters are awesome.

 

Lol that outfit.

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  On 3/28/2013 at 11:22 AM, jules said:

congrats man. that is a hysterical hospital outfit.

 

Maybe when they heard that the father was a westerner they broke out the biggest outfit that they could find.

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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Thanks Franklin! I think she looks pretty homely and inter-sex in that pic, but she's actually cuter irl. I'm pretty happy with the way she looks, but of course I'm biased. She has a full head of hair too!

 

But yeah...what do you think JR, how about a WATMMBabies subforum?

 

edit: and thanks Fred!

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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Squee Grand Master

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Cutie! Will she get a Chinese or American name? Anyway, congrats, man!

Jesus, everyone around me is either getting married or having a baby/babies.

 

*plays Xbox*

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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a few more pics...wife took one while I was asleep with the baby, wish I had been wearing my ae shirt, but portal will have to do :-)

 

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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@ Fred - not sure about the moro reflex, will have to look that up. No it's just some big puffy Mao-approved garb.

 

If the moro reflex is the way they reach up to their faces, then I've been overcoming it by swaddling her up tightly with her arms at her sides...that does the trick (and makes her more docile, too)

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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Thanks!

 

By the way, I now know how babby is formed. I'm willing to share, but it's going to cost you. Pm me.

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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  On 3/29/2013 at 12:18 AM, Franklin said:

i've got to wake up early tomorrow to get some good light to take a photo of my kiddo wearing his creeper sleeper.

 

fred where the fuck have you been dude?

 

changing diapers and washing bottles

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uh-oh, someone got sucked into the bottle conspiracy.

 

post pics of your munchkin!

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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great pic Franklin! He looks really bright...check out that gaze!

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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jules Grand Master

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awesome

 

  On 3/29/2013 at 4:53 PM, Fred McGriff said:

 

  On 3/29/2013 at 12:18 AM, Franklin said:

 

 

i've got to wake up early tomorrow to get some good light to take a photo of my kiddo wearing his creeper sleeper.

 

fred where the fuck have you been dude?

changing diapers and washing bottles

jeez what has your wife been doing?

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*sneaks off to the disabled toilet to rub a crafty one out thinking about you having sex with my family while I'm at work. accidentally yanks on the sos cord. door gets unlocked from the outside. tim the maintenance guy, michelle from hr and a gaggle of other coworkers who's names i cant remember find me hunchbacked over the wheelchair friendly sink with my trousers round my ankles*

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