YO303 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I heard this joke today and i thought it was pretty funny.. So a mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "we dont serve your kind here" and the mushroom responds with "why not, i'm a fun guy" Share jokes you heard, i'll be laughing for sure. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) yes but 'fungi' is plural and this eukaryote appears unaccompanied also mushrooms & alcohol are not a funny combination, okay. Edited February 7, 2013 by doorjamb Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide doorjamb's signature Hide all signatures minipoops Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946661 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 A horse walks into the bar and orders a drink. Later on they find out he is a robot. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946662 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 A: some kids just poured lighter fluid on my dog & lit him on fire B: wow, sounds like he must have had a real ruff time Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cryptowen's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantk Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 a guy walks into a bar. OUCH!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sergeantk's signature Hide all signatures My music (zanderone) Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946667 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 my brother swallowed some pennies but we didn't notice any change in him... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 A man knocks at your front door, shouting that his name is simply 'Boo,' and inquiring as to the source of your sadness. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide doorjamb's signature Hide all signatures minipoops Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) I am literally a small flock of beards posing as a human lol jk i tricked u Edited February 7, 2013 by Cryptowen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cryptowen's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantk Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 On 2/7/2013 at 12:53 AM, Cryptowen said: I am literally a small flock of beards posing as a human lol jk i tricked u seems legit Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sergeantk's signature Hide all signatures My music (zanderone) Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946682 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) a woman reports to her husband "i've just heard some great news on the radio. the police know who the pedophile is and they're going to arrest him tonight" her husband replies "that's fantastic. let's celebrate by moving permanently to australia" Edited February 7, 2013 by Nebraska Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946686 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks, so I drove her to New Jersey. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946703 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) The flea was walking down the street when all of the sudden it was jumped by a gang of roaches, the flea starts running and starts knocking on the centipede's door, the flea was like "open up please open up!!, im being robbed", the centipede awoken by the knocks says to the flea "hold on flea, i'll be right there just let me put on my shoes first". Edited February 7, 2013 by Deer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Q: what's the best thing about eating your own poop? A: the free poop Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946812 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 On 2/7/2013 at 3:39 AM, LimpyLoo said: Q: what's the best thing about eating your own poop? A: all the free poop you can eat Fixt. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 So i entered 10 puns in a pun contest because i thought at least one of them would win. But no pun in 10 did Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Danny O Flannagin's signature Hide all signatures https://nimajeb.bandcamp.com/music https://www.instagram.com/bengastphoto/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 On 2/7/2013 at 12:23 AM, doorjamb said: yes but 'fungi' is plural and this eukaryote appears unaccompanied also mushrooms & alcohol are not a funny combination, okay. On 2/7/2013 at 12:51 AM, doorjamb said: A man knocks at your front door, shouting that his name is simply 'Boo,' and inquiring as to the source of your sadness. Are you German? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946861 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 On 2/7/2013 at 4:03 AM, Braintree said: On 2/7/2013 at 3:39 AM, LimpyLoo said: Q: what's the best thing about eating your own poop? A: all the free poop you can eat Fixt. Don't mess with my art, man. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1946885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 On 2/7/2013 at 12:51 AM, doorjamb said: A man knocks at your front door, shouting that his name is simply 'Boo,' and inquiring as to the source of your sadness.yes i do Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1947471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - it just gave a little wine. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1947481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 This thread is so punny Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Danny O Flannagin's signature Hide all signatures https://nimajeb.bandcamp.com/music https://www.instagram.com/bengastphoto/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1947501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aserinsky Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 I told my dog that I was going to send him to obedience school. He then looked me in the eye and said "no". Thank you, thank you. You're all too kind. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1947550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) My girlfriend told me to fuck her 8 inches and hurt her. So I fucked her twice and punched her in the nose. Edited February 8, 2013 by Braintree Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1947849 Share on other sites More sharing options...
megapussi Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 9 out of ten enjoy gang rape Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide megapussi's signature Hide all signatures http://www.bassalva.com http://mikke.bandcamp.com http://soundcloud.com/mikke-tildekke s Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1947854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Man goes to the doctor, he says: "Doctor! Doctor! Please you've got to help me!" Doctor comforts the patient: "Sit down, relax, take a deep breath. Tell me what your problem is and I can help you" The man takes a moment to gather his bearings and describes his problem: "Well, every time I wake up in the morning I start singing Sex Bomb. And I can't stop. Even in the shower, at work, in the car, with my friends, or when I'm in bed with my wife. I just can't stop singing it and it's making me and all the people around me crazy! It's ruining my life!" The doctor takes a moment to ponder the patient's condition "Hmm, I see" "So, doctor, what am I supposed to do? What's wrong with me?" Asked the man in impatient concern. "I believe I know what your problem is" started the doctor "You have a case of the Tom Jones syndrome". The man's eyes widened at the sound of such a serious sounding ailment. "Oh my god, is it dangerous? Do a lot of people get this sort of thing?" The doctor raised his hand to quell the patient's worries and said: "It's not unusual" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77563-share-a-little-joke/#findComment-1947911 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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