Share a little joke

  On 2/9/2013 at 7:38 AM, chenGOD said:

A Nigerian businessman is visiting a trading partner in Russia. They get around to drinking some vodka, and the Russian says to the Nigerian: "We have a game in Russia called Russian roulette. Have you heard of it?" The Nigerian replies that he hasn't, and so the Russian explains it to him over a few more glasses of vodka. The Nigerian, after a few more glasses decides, what the hell, and says, "Sure, I'll give it a shot." Well they play, and nobody loses! Hooray.

A few weeks later, the Russian is visiting his trading partner in Nigeria. They get around to drinking, and after a while the Nigerian says, "Hello my fried. In honour of your visit we created a game very similar to your Russian Roulette, would you like to play?" The Russian replies "Sure, i vould love to play!" The Nigerian takes the Russian into a hut where six beautiful Nigerian women are kneeling in a circle. He says to the Russian, "you can have a blowjob from any one of these women." The Russian looks at the Nigerian suspiciously and asks, "Vat's the catch?" The Nigerian answers,

 

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"One of them is a cannibal."

 

a man walks into a petrol station and says ''can i have a kitkat chunky?'

so the woman gives him a kitkat chunky to which he replies, ''whats this, i wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch.''

I laughed at that, but then thought 'isn't it called a chunky kit kat?'

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

omg lol

nah kitkat chunky is correct

Then I've been asking for the wrong thing at the corner shop the whole time *blush*

  On 2/10/2013 at 6:22 AM, westhead said:

Then I've been asking for the wrong thing at the corner shop the whole time *blush*

  On 2/9/2013 at 7:54 AM, westhead said:

Did you hear about the carrot that got married?

 

There was a big turnip at the wedding.

i died