BCM Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 my own spunk Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1974850 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlesWatkins Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 love. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide CharlesWatkins's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1974851 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 On 3/27/2013 at 8:53 PM, BCM said: my own spunk that just put a big grin over my face, Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1974855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest No Pomo Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) Soft Ball (cracked a tooth)Frying PanFists/Open HandsPorcelain PlateThose are the most memorable off the top of my head.Most of that was from Yegg lol Edited March 27, 2013 by No Pomo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1974857 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted March 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 Ow, shit! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1974866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ifeelspace Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 On 3/27/2013 at 6:37 PM, Beholdapalehorse said: I have punched myself with the back of my fist twice at work. We empty these big cardboard boxes filled with trash in a dumpster. You have to put one hand at the top and one at the bottom to lift them up to the opening. Well sometimes the cardboard breaks at the top when your hand is at nose level. Ever been hit by a frisbee? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1974873 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted March 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 One time in third grade, a girl (same as in my OP) asked if I wanted a kiss. I said yes -- so she kissed her hand and slapped me in the face. I was stunned, but then thought it was pretty clever. ... Bitch! So far we have lots of solids. Has anyone been hit in the face by any interesting liquids? (Don't even get me started on gases ...) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1974924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jasondonervan Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 Most notable for me was a fairly weighty plastic boomerang when I was about 9 years old. Down the park with a mate who lightly threw it towards me as if it was a shuriken, I didn't react in time for whatever reason and took a sharp end straight to the top of my forehead. Initially flailed around in a jokey fake pain way (it didn't hurt that much)... and that's when the blood started pissing down my face like a fountain. Just remember biking it back home like a maniac, face covered in blood... must have been quite a sight for anyone who saw me! Required stitches, and I was still picking crusted blood off my bike frame for months after the event. Still got the (now faint) scar to show for it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1974936 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 steering wheel. baseball. Arab Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 A large trout. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide zkom's signature Hide all signatures electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall "cacas in igne, heus" - Emperor Nero, AD 64 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975093 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 ouch Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 (edited) good jerb Edited March 28, 2013 by Ceerial Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975383 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 One drunken night in my highschool years, I've been knocked to the ground by a sudden punch. It was because he wanted my cell phone. I was robbed. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Cock Of Brontosaurus Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimi Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 My 7th grade b-ball coach lobbed a basketball into my face because I was chatting while he was trying to convey some stupid bs play he wanted us to do...whatta prick, I hate sports. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975554 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 basketballs and the (non)truth of my (pro)alcoholism Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975566 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 in highschool my friend smacked my other friend in the face with his cock. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted March 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Lasciviously? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975890 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 basketball, hands, fists, rings, chunks of wood, copper pipe, window blinds, boxing gloves, rope, toy ice cream cone, water balloons, bottle rocket, "serious" snowballs (ice in the middle), car, you know Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975900 Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 volleyball ball... holy shit I needed 2 surgeries to correct it (my nose) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide geosmina's signature Hide all signatures https://animanoir.xyz/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975902 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Got hit in the head with a football, there was 20 minutes left in the match which I played. Cant fucking remember any of it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 i remember the things that smacked me in the nuts more Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Ivan Ooze's signature Hide all signatures On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said: This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song! On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said: I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1975922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 On 3/29/2013 at 8:03 PM, encey said: Lasciviously? no i don't think so, no one will ever quite know Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1976049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 On 3/27/2013 at 8:59 PM, beerwolf said: On 3/27/2013 at 8:53 PM, BCM said: my own spunk that just put a big grin over my face, Careful, it might slide into your mouth, and then how will you feel. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1976155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 I had a car engine on a crate fall when I was trying to get it into a van on my own, and it whacked my in the face on the way to the floor. Lesson learnt. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/2/#findComment-1976162 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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