delet... Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 Occassionally in the tight confines of machinery i'm working on, i'll get a phone call from a customer and reach into my pocket, whilst moving my body a touch, and scratch YEEow. .. fukin' .. stupid german crap design with no disciplined aesthetic. Their culture is overrated as much as i watch euromaxx. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1976175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundwave Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 2cp Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1976226 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 Fist, table, iron bar, swimming pool and rock. I think. On 3/30/2013 at 4:49 PM, soundwave said: 2cp And this! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1976232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 by the hand of this man. should have sued! 2c's also Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1976250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 I went face first into a canoe when I was twelve and lost one of my front teeth and split my gums. I was on a school trip / activity holiday thing and the teachers were shitting bricks. Was lols. Had to have a root canal a couple of years ago when my cap fell out after eating some chicken. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Soloman Tump's signature Hide all signatures https://intrusivesignals.blogspot.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1976260 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 One time Kristen Stewart's forehead hit me in the face while she was giving me a blowjob... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1976261 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1976267 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 On 3/30/2013 at 1:02 PM, delet... said: On 3/27/2013 at 8:59 PM, beerwolf said: On 3/27/2013 at 8:53 PM, BCM said: my own spunk that just put a big grin over my face, Careful, it might slide into your mouth, and then how will you feel. queasy and slightly jittery I'd imagine Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1976274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 the first time i met my ex girlfriend's family we went to a hockey game together. while eating some food during the first intermission i was telling them about how much i despise pickles, and in the midst of my short-winded antipickle diatribe her little brother reached out and slapped me in the face with one. it was one of those long, dark green ones that look like an iguana's dick. neon green pickle slime droplets were dripping from my face on to my shirt. all four of them just sat there silently scanning me for a reaction. i forced out a fake chuckle masked with hatred and dried my face. looking back on it, i wish i had suplexed that little fuck right onto the table we were all eating on. it would have saved me a lot of trouble in the long run. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1976344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 new dude at work from cote d'ivoire came at me with cling-film.. which smacked me in the face and then he began wrapping it around my face.. i kept pulling it up so i just ended up with a cling-film turban fuck that On 3/30/2013 at 11:58 PM, uptown devil said: the first time i met my ex girlfriend's family we went to a hockey game together. while eating some food during the first intermission i was telling them about how much i despise pickles, and in the midst of my short-winded antipickle diatribe her little brother reached out and slapped me in the face with one. it was one of those long, dark green ones that look like an iguana's dick. neon green pickle slime droplets were dripping from my face on to my shirt. all four of them just sat there silently scanning me for a reaction. i forced out a fake chuckle masked with hatred and dried my face. looking back on it, i wish i had suplexed that little fuck right onto the table we were all eating on. it would have saved me a lot of trouble in the long run.i'm sure you'e a nice guy, but you deserved that Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1976347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 maybe so.. maybe so. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1976351 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 On 3/31/2013 at 12:06 AM, tauboo said: new dude at work from cote d'ivoire came at me with cling-film.. which smacked me in the face and then he began wrapping it around my face.. i kept pulling it up so i just ended up with a cling-film turban i'm sure you'e a nice guy, but you deserved that also lol. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1977417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 a free thrown basketball fuck that Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1977435 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 playing mud-bomb fights as a kid i got knocked out cold by a mud-bomb that turned out to be mostly rock. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1977437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 On 3/30/2013 at 6:29 PM, iep said: by the hand of this man. should have sued! 2c's story pls! (sean) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1977630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 hEY EVERYBODY. i'M HAPPY TO SAY THAT nOBODY CARES ABOUT KIRSTEN STEWARTS FACE, Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1977804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 I played handegg a lot as a kid/teen and we'd have this older guy that played college level be our all-time quarterback. So he could throw it wherever, way too hard, on demand. I was a little faster than the other kids, so when we'd get behind in points he'd tell me to just run to the endzone and look over my shoulder. So I'd run as fast as I could without looking back and then turn just before the goal line and be immediately hit in the face with the handegg. It would bounce right into my hands and I'd have beautiful child blood running down my face. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78219-what-have-you-been-smacked-in-the-face-by/page/3/#findComment-1977811 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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