stupid first world achievements and successes

nobody on this forum gives enough of a fuck about the olympics to make a thread about them. I'm proud of this forum

yeah, I've not watched a single minute of it yet.

*continues watching rugby*

  On 8/11/2016 at 10:47 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

nobody on this forum gives enough of a fuck about the olympics to make a thread about them. I'm proud of this forum

sucks for you, some excellent, athletic butts today on gymnastic finals. american aly raisman even outbutted the brazilian girl.

  On 8/11/2016 at 10:47 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

nobody on this forum gives enough of a fuck about the olympics to make a thread about them. I'm proud of this forum

Watched some people jump into some green water yesterday.

  On 8/11/2016 at 11:45 PM, eugene said:

 

  On 8/11/2016 at 10:47 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

nobody on this forum gives enough of a fuck about the olympics to make a thread about them. I'm proud of this forum

sucks for you, some excellent, athletic butts today on gymnastic finals. american aly raisman even outbutted the brazilian girl.

 

isn't one of the girls competing 13 years old?

Haven't watched a single minute of olympics yet. Will undoubtedly watch the men's 100m sprint final and the football.

  On 8/11/2016 at 11:54 PM, WeAreOceans said:

 

  On 8/11/2016 at 11:45 PM, eugene said:

 

  On 8/11/2016 at 10:47 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

nobody on this forum gives enough of a fuck about the olympics to make a thread about them. I'm proud of this forum

sucks for you, some excellent, athletic butts today on gymnastic finals. american aly raisman even outbutted the brazilian girl.

 

 

isn't one of the girls competing 13 years old?

 

the chinese girl? she actually looks about 10 y/o but apparently she's 16. i didn't look at her butt.

I watched that guy snap his leg. That's pretty much all I'm interested in with the 'limpics, people maiming themselves.

That girl on a bike did a pretty good faceplant too.

Oh and I saw some nice volleyball butts when someone had it on at work too

  On 8/12/2016 at 3:51 AM, eugene said:

 

  On 8/11/2016 at 11:54 PM, WeAreOceans said:

 

  On 8/11/2016 at 11:45 PM, eugene said:

 

  On 8/11/2016 at 10:47 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

nobody on this forum gives enough of a fuck about the olympics to make a thread about them. I'm proud of this forum

sucks for you, some excellent, athletic butts today on gymnastic finals. american aly raisman even outbutted the brazilian girl.

 

 

isn't one of the girls competing 13 years old?

 

the chinese girl? she actually looks about 10 y/o but apparently she's 16. i didn't look at her butt.

o ok I trust u eugene

  On 8/11/2016 at 11:45 PM, eugene said:

 

  On 8/11/2016 at 10:47 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

nobody on this forum gives enough of a fuck about the olympics to make a thread about them. I'm proud of this forum

sucks for you, some excellent, athletic butts today on gymnastic finals. american aly raisman even outbutted the brazilian girl.

 

that's like watching porn for the plot

Managing to consistently write a good 1500+ words daily in the space of under two hours, leaving me plenty of time to fuck around with other stuff. Feeling simultaneously productive and lazy in a satisfying way.

Turning 26, and headed to Europe in 6 days. Go me!

I can't wait to hear about your trip when you get back! We are still planning ours for next year.

Have fun, decompress. Take lots of pictures  

  On 8/16/2016 at 11:52 PM, Audioblysk said:

Turning 26, and headed to Europe in 6 days. Go me!

I can hear the turks coming, come visit before everything's ruined

kebab invasion imminent.

I was Pokémon Go gym leader of the gym near my parents' home for at least 20 minutes today.

Baked perfect cookies--crunchy outside, soft insides, light as air--now I have the power of the universe at my fingertips.

  On 8/18/2016 at 3:36 PM, Blank said:

Got the results I needed to get into uni!

 

http://i.imgur.com/TfUcrIj.gif

:winning:

Congratulations.

  On 8/18/2016 at 3:36 PM, Blank said:

Got the results I needed to get into uni!

 

http://i.imgur.com/TfUcrIj.gif

Well done!

Congrats Blank!

Well done, Blank!

got a 4 euro kebab, paid with a 10 euro bill, guy at the counter gave me 11 euro back... welp

  On 8/18/2016 at 5:50 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

got a 4 euro kebab, paid with a 10 euro bill, guy at the counter gave me 11 euro back... welp

Awwww yeah!

I've lived through the blazing ghost towns of Joshua Tree... and the hot raw nights of Cairo... But fuck that- Tokyo has some of the worst Summers ever. So I'm not complaining here-- my achievement is in realizing why Japan got really good at being an escapist society. I have AC off, fan on, room is hotter and more humid than outside, and THIS is actually Tokyo. It's harsh, unforgiving, and the vibez are making me test my patience and anger. Modern man is sort of escapist in general, but you live in some parts of L.A. or Hawaii, and it's fucking Spring time 365 days a year. Yah, so- I'm sitting here fucking gross but taking it and realizing that all this tech and VR sex robots are not to escape humanity-- it's to escape Gaia and being unwilling to tolerate the ultimate mother.

So my achievement here is chillin' and not murdering anyone. I'm basically having sex with Gaia, and I'm happy I've finally reached such a level after decades of meditation.

Holy shit- I just realized I'm actually somewhat serious about having sex with Gaia... (!). Tolerating and accepting the weather is part of the love we can give back to Gaia. Much like a fucked over girlfriend, though, if you cross her and disrespect the weather too much, she'll key your Lamborghini Countach and throw your clothes in the gutter.