stupid first world achievements and successes

ask an ye shall receive: http://www.eatnoshit.org/unilever.html

*sigh* oh

take them out from the inside.

I just got a new job with a startup game company.

Pretty excited about poaching some programmers for personal projects.

twat kinda gamez?

Just casino style games, but I'm using it as a stepping stone.

  On 3/30/2015 at 9:51 PM, Braintree said:

I just got a new job with a startup game company.

 

Pretty excited about poaching some programmers for personal projects.

  On 3/30/2015 at 7:51 PM, fenton said:

take them out from the inside.

  On 3/30/2015 at 7:51 PM, fenton said:

take them out from the inside.

  On 3/30/2015 at 12:07 PM, IrisAndTheLens said:

i just started a new job at Unilever (the company that manufactures Alberto Balsam). i get free magnums (they do them too).

awesome!! you're finally free from the assholes!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaFrST8DOkM

and free magnums jesus christ

When I hear magnum I think rubbers... What are we talking about here?

  On 3/31/2015 at 2:30 AM, doublename said:

When I hear magnum I think rubbers... What are we talking about here?

This lol... How much money do they think she spends on rubbers that they'd work it into a job offer lol

Unilever's idea of charity is dumping a load of useless trash on third world countries and whilst that country begs them to stop and then they get massive tax breaks on top of the tax they already not paying,... n that's just their charity shiz

  On 3/31/2015 at 2:30 AM, doublename said:

When I hear magnum I think rubbers... What are we talking about here?

  On 3/30/2015 at 11:02 PM, Braintree said:

Just casino style games, but I'm using it as a stepping stone.

Are you doing music for them?

  On 3/30/2015 at 11:27 PM, IrisAndTheLens said:

 

  On 3/30/2015 at 7:51 PM, fenton said:

take them out from the inside.

Mwahahahahahaaaaaa!!! How?

 

hahaha! that's pretty extreme. i've got it guys! i'm going to put marmite in all the Magnum. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

That's a good start but some corporate espionage would be better if you could just log into the mainframe and download all the classified files while running a script that replaces all instances of 'magnum' with 'marmite' then replace the unilever logo with a skull and crossbones more instructions later I know you can do this.

  On 3/31/2015 at 1:18 PM, fenton said:

That's a good start but some corporate espionage would be better if you could just log into the mainframe and download all the classified files while running a script that replaces all instances of 'magnum' with 'marmite' then replace the unilever logo with a skull and crossbones more instructions later I know you can do this.

My dad worked for unilever until about 7 years ago. He designed/invented the twisty lynx cap thing for them, the one that means it can't pop on in your bag.

  On 3/31/2015 at 8:17 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 3/31/2015 at 2:30 AM, doublename said:

When I hear magnum I think rubbers... What are we talking about here?

  On 3/31/2015 at 8:20 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 3/30/2015 at 11:02 PM, Braintree said:

Just casino style games, but I'm using it as a stepping stone.

Are you doing music for them?

 

No, since they outsource all of their audio. But as their company grows, I could possibly create that position.

  On 3/31/2015 at 4:25 PM, messiaen said:

My dad worked for unilever until about 7 years ago. He designed/invented the twisty lynx cap thing for them, the one that means it can't pop on in your bag.

  On 3/31/2015 at 11:28 PM, IrisAndTheLens said:

 

  On 3/31/2015 at 4:25 PM, messiaen said:

My dad worked for unilever until about 7 years ago. He designed/invented the twisty lynx cap thing for them, the one that means it can't pop on in your bag.

Best chat up line ever.

 

you would be suprised.

feeling sorry for myself and then realizing others have it harder off than i do...

  On 4/1/2015 at 12:27 AM, yek said:

feeling sorry for myself and then realizing others have it harder off than i do...

I know the feels, it's okay, I brought Cocoa