stupid first world achievements and successes

I hope you saved all that unholy filth, it's probably usable fossil fuels by now.

oh shit, I should totes get a bike.

  On 8/3/2015 at 9:29 AM, hello spiral said:

The process of declutter and sprucing of flat is still ongoing, starting to look pretty good.

 

Yesterday I cleaned my oven. Two hours of unholy filth while bent in back breaking positions to get to the grim crooks and crannies.

Can see through the glass door now and everything.

Next time, but some ammonia from amazon for a fiver, follow online instructions, but you basically evaporate it slowly at 50 or something.

Wait.

Open windows.

Open oven.

Muck comes off with one wipe.

I got 98% on my senior law class project. =D

FUCK YEAH

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edit: first world success for me for a reason... The first time I took this course (I dropped out of it once), the instructor was a total see you next tuesday. She would mark my projects as 55% when I have a... far higher average. When I asked her for feedback she would say "if I told you you wouldn't be learning" or "I'm not going to feed you answers" or other bullshit along those lines.

It really got to me and I ended up dropping out of the course. I can see now she was just being a complete cunt because I complained to administration that it took 3 weeks to mark one of my papers.

So in a way this is self validating in regards to my efforts.

  On 8/3/2015 at 9:36 AM, hello spiral said:

oh shit, I should totes get a bike.

Bought one about a month ago. It's the fucking best. It took me no more than a week or two to be able to ride to and from work without slowing down even though it's uphill most of the way. Also, it's a great way of waking up.

  On 8/6/2015 at 10:56 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 8/3/2015 at 9:36 AM, hello spiral said:

oh shit, I should totes get a bike.

 

Bought one about a month ago. It's the fucking best. It took me no more than a week or two to be able to ride to and from work without slowing down even though it's uphill most of the way. Also, it's a great way of waking up.

 

wait up, i thought it was all motorbikes up in this place

fuckin oughter be. Squee! get with the program.

NO!

First good looking sunshine girl (pg 3 girl for you uk'ers) in ages.

No tits in American newspapers. Savage nation.

Read Allen Carr 'how to control your drinking'.

Now have control of my drinking, sweet.

  On 8/6/2015 at 9:57 PM, StephenG said:

First good looking sunshine girl (pg 3 girl for you uk'ers) in ages.

wait, you guys have nudes in non-porn magazines?

  On 8/7/2015 at 5:51 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 8/6/2015 at 9:57 PM, StephenG said:

First good looking sunshine girl (pg 3 girl for you uk'ers) in ages.

wait, you guys have nudes in non-porn magazines?

 

Negative. Ours model in like bikinis are whatever.

Not to be rude but I find most of them fairly repulsive these days, almost like they just go down to the shelter and pick the first woman they see and do a photo op.

It's offensive really.

But today's was nice.

the sun trolled everyone here last year, there was a huge campaign to get rid of page 3 boobs, and then one day, they were gone. there was just an article about a fully clothed female celebrity. feminists and activists were like woop we achieved something.

and then 3 days later the sun posted the most massive boobies you can imagine with a paragrah that literally said hahahaha fuck you idiots, you just got us 3 days of amazing publicity and we never actually said a thing about taking the boobs away.

i thought it was funny as fuck

lol, forgot about that

  On 8/7/2015 at 11:58 AM, messiaen said:

the sun trolled everyone here last year, there was a huge campaign to get rid of page 3 boobs, and then one day, they were gone. there was just an article about a fully clothed female celebrity. feminists and activists were like woop we achieved something.

 

 

and then 3 days later the sun posted the most massive boobies you can imagine with a paragrah that literally said hahahaha fuck you idiots, you just got us 3 days of amazing publicity and we never actually said a thing about taking the boobs away.

i thought it was funny as fuck

flol...

"We've had a Mammory Lapse"

Lol I don't read it but thats fucking great.

  On 8/7/2015 at 5:56 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 8/7/2015 at 5:51 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 8/6/2015 at 9:57 PM, StephenG said:

First good looking sunshine girl (pg 3 girl for you uk'ers) in ages.

wait, you guys have nudes in non-porn magazines?

 

Negative. Ours model in like bikinis are whatever.

 

Not to be rude but I find most of them fairly repulsive these days, almost like they just go down to the shelter and pick the first woman they see and do a photo op.

 

It's offensive really.

 

But today's was nice.

 

They've been hideous since before you were born, young'un.

Huh.... so it's not just me that thinks so! lol

my ex was a page 3 girl. i take offense. she was gorgeous.

but mental.

  On 8/8/2015 at 1:39 AM, lala said:

my ex was a page 3 girl. i take offense. she was gorgeous.

 

 

but mental.

The page 3 girls in the UK are far better looking than here. Trust me.

lol

i read it wrong

i tried to google her but i think it was pre-internets.

srivi af. wine is my weapon for socialising.

  On 8/8/2015 at 7:47 AM, usagi said:

srivi af. wine is my weapon for socialising.

I'm not quite sure what srivi af. wine is, but if you're posting on here, you're not socialising.