Keanu Reeves got fat

hey guys just wanted share this with you as i think its rellevant

I call it Val Kilmer disease.

flol. How did he just get fat in his neck?

Ha ha. Celebrities can be overweight. That shit is funny. Why don't you post pictures of them, so we can all point and laugh.

By the way, on an unrelated note, how fat is your ass? Just wondering.

and he still looks amazing

val kilmer lost some weight recently and now he looks amazing again

He is just preparing for his role as Daniel Johnston. Very impressive.

if d'angelo is muscular again, i can't really be arsed about neo

Danny Glover is old, pliss help!!!

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  On 5/22/2013 at 3:11 AM, lumpenprol said:

 

 

 

flol. How did he just get fat in his neck?

I bear a quasi-resemblance to Keanu and I had the same problem when I was 15 lbs heavier than usual a few years ago

woah...

  On 5/22/2013 at 3:15 AM, apriorion said:

Ha ha. Celebrities can be overweight. That shit is funny. Why don't you post pictures of them, so we can all point and laugh.

 

By the way, on an unrelated note, how fat is your ass? Just wondering.

someone hit a nerve

  On 5/22/2013 at 3:57 AM, gmanyo said:

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lol

It's about time someone made a thread to put Keanu Reeves in his place. Haha you fatty.

Hopefully he's also deeply unhappy and plagued with health problems.

  On 5/22/2013 at 5:42 AM, LimpyLoo said:

It's about time someone made a thread to put Keanu Reeves in his place. Haha you fatty.

 

Hopefully he's also deeply unhappy and plagued with health problems.

he is (or for a long time was) unhappy in a lot of ways. there's stuff on the 'net about it, and it's pretty sad actually.

I was about to say, he's probably going through some shit, and people are just laughing and snapping up pics of him whenever they can. It's fucking cruel.

unspecific lol aimed at nowhere in particular.

Gmanyo's post is a good place to start.

yeah, lol

hopefully he dies in his sleep tonight

yeah, because he's fat

i want that blazer he's wearing in those fa pics. to me it just says: "straight chillin."

  On 5/22/2013 at 6:05 AM, lumpenprol said:

yeah, because he's fat

cause of death: you ugly