rixxx Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 *gender politics post about how female celebrities get this all the time and you guys mock them but its clearly not cool to do it to a man etc* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide rixxx's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008287 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 *gender politics post about how there's a lot of mocking of Keanu in this thread, but apparently rixxx has typically weak feminine eyesight and so hasn't noticed it yet* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 On 5/22/2013 at 12:48 PM, Adam Beker said: actually no i wouldnt, you are gross madame Lol! There are more than one meanings to this word. I meant when you squeeze someone's cheek affectionately (as you would a small child). Loving the new avatar by the way. And it moves!!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008298 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 On 5/22/2013 at 1:18 PM, MadameChaos said: squeeze someone's cheek affectionately (as you would a small child). reported. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008327 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 face cheek! i mean face cheek! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 On 5/22/2013 at 2:44 PM, MadameChaos said: face cheek! i mean face cheek! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008333 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008334 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008341 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 aaaaahahahaha Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 And he still hasn't aged... When he was all depressed a while back people made him a "Feel Better" mix, we should make him a workout mix and find a way to get it to him... "Keanu's Workout Plan"! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 hmmmm could he possibly be doing a deniro like in raging bull? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008788 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SB39 Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 (edited) On 5/22/2013 at 3:11 AM, lumpenprol said: flol. How did he just get fat in his neck? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAxva-otAQU Edited May 23, 2013 by SB39 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SB39 Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 http://youtu.be/eAxva-otAQU Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008881 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jody Dark Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 one time, i was 18 years old. i was a goddess among my peer group, looked young and healthy beyond belief, as i had my whole life. then i moved away, and within a matter of weeks, and got crazy depressed, lost my friends, started drinking, and got a little fat for the first time of my life. years later, i have yet to return to that slim beautiful self that was me. my very face looks totally different. ive since developed anorexia nervosa. losing weight and eating less food seems to effect my image, but that beautiful slim body seems unobtainable. i blame stress. i think it irreversibly destroys your metabolism. i also think movies and TV fucked with peoples ideas about a sexy or healthy body image. they drive an idea into your head for so long that you become conditioned to only be attracted to that supermodel style body image, and then suddenly you find yourself attracted only to people completely out of your league, leaving you lonely and unsatisfied. once you go fat you cant go back. some people can go fat and get sexy afterwards, but most people simply cannot, no matter how much effort they put forth. thats why you see fat members in the royal family. all the money in the world cant buy them the dietitians and nutritionists to make them skinny again. at this point surgery is the only option. point being, if you find yourself getting fat, and youre at all interested in getting slim again, you need to get slim now. be healthy and youll be happy god bless Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2008963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MadameChaos Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 On 5/23/2013 at 10:59 AM, Jody Dark said: one time, i was 18 years old. i was a goddess among my peer group, looked young and healthy beyond belief, as i had my whole life. then i moved away, and within a matter of weeks, and got crazy depressed, lost my friends, started drinking, and got a little fat for the first time of my life. years later, i have yet to return to that slim beautiful self that was me. my very face looks totally different. ive since developed anorexia nervosa. losing weight and eating less food seems to effect my image, but that beautiful slim body seems unobtainable. i blame stress. i think it irreversibly destroys your metabolism. i also think movies and TV fucked with peoples ideas about a sexy or healthy body image. they drive an idea into your head for so long that you become conditioned to only be attracted to that supermodel style body image, and then suddenly you find yourself attracted only to people completely out of your league, leaving you lonely and unsatisfied. once you go fat you cant go back. some people can go fat and get sexy afterwards, but most people simply cannot, no matter how much effort they put forth. thats why you see fat members in the royal family. all the money in the world cant buy them the dietitians and nutritionists to make them skinny again. at this point surgery is the only option. point being, if you find yourself getting fat, and youre at all interested in getting slim again, you need to get slim now. be healthy and youll be happy god bless I think you should forward that on to Keanu, he may find it truly inspirational. Peace. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2009030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 One got fat Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2009098 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 On 5/22/2013 at 6:15 AM, usagi said: On 5/22/2013 at 3:57 AM, gmanyo said: keanu r.eeves fat, where to find keanu reeves,,how to find f/at celebrity,. how t/o know if i,m fat, weigh tloss metho,d cel ebrity w eight loss, whic hceleb is the fate,st how to know if kean ureave is fa,,t/ where is keanu revas,. how to k now if keanu reeves is near. what if kean ureeves is in myh ouse,, help kea nu reeves is behind me, how to kill keany reeve., keanu satanic sacrifice ritua l,, blood demonn keanu reav,e keanu rea satan,. satan worship,., *studies post with furrowed brow and steepled fingers* Right? You have fun. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2009232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
colunga Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 Finally. Keanu has looked 29 years old since 1997. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2010003 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 do you think he is going to look 35 for 20 years now? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2010083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 Keanu Reeves has digital aging with a low bit depth. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gmanyo's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2010107 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acroyear Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 On 5/23/2013 at 10:59 AM, Jody Dark said: one time, i was 18 years old. i was a goddess among my peer group, looked young and healthy beyond belief, as i had my whole life. then i moved away, and within a matter of weeks, and got crazy depressed, lost my friends, started drinking, and got a little fat for the first time of my life. years later, i have yet to return to that slim beautiful self that was me. my very face looks totally different. ive since developed anorexia nervosa. losing weight and eating less food seems to effect my image, but that beautiful slim body seems unobtainable. i blame stress. i think it irreversibly destroys your metabolism. i also think movies and TV fucked with peoples ideas about a sexy or healthy body image. they drive an idea into your head for so long that you become conditioned to only be attracted to that supermodel style body image, and then suddenly you find yourself attracted only to people completely out of your league, leaving you lonely and unsatisfied. once you go fat you cant go back. some people can go fat and get sexy afterwards, but most people simply cannot, no matter how much effort they put forth. thats why you see fat members in the royal family. all the money in the world cant buy them the dietitians and nutritionists to make them skinny again. at this point surgery is the only option. point being, if you find yourself getting fat, and youre at all interested in getting slim again, you need to get slim now. be healthy and youll be happy god bless Sounds like you've got it figured out. I hope you're happy and healthy now. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2010118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acroyear Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 On 5/22/2013 at 3:57 AM, gmanyo said: keanu r.eeves fat, where to find keanu reeves,,how to find f/at celebrity,. how t/o know if i,m fat, weigh tloss metho,d cel ebrity w eight loss, whic hceleb is the fate,st how to know if kean ureave is fa,,t/ where is keanu revas,. how to k now if keanu reeves is near. what if kean ureeves is in myh ouse,, help kea nu reeves is behind me, how to kill keany reeve., keanu satanic sacrifice ritua l,, blood demonn keanu reav,e keanu rea satan,. satan worship,., Is it me? or does he look EXACTLY like Jimmy Fallon in this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2010123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 who is even that fall on guy, none knows him. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78979-keanu-reeves-got-fat/page/3/#findComment-2010141 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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