Keanu Reeves got fat

he hasn't been the same since his dad Superman died

ee's still a cutie

philosopher's stone is wearing off

  On 5/22/2013 at 5:51 AM, auxien said:

 

  On 5/22/2013 at 5:42 AM, LimpyLoo said:

It's about time someone made a thread to put Keanu Reeves in his place. Haha you fatty.

 

Hopefully he's also deeply unhappy and plagued with health problems.

 

he is (or for a long time was) unhappy in a lot of ways. there's stuff on the 'net about it, and it's pretty sad actually.

 

I read a thing about that recently. Some really rough shit. I like Keanu now.

it's just the matrix...

  On 5/22/2013 at 6:13 AM, lumpenprol said:

he hasn't been the same since his dad Superman died

Actually he's not related to Christopher Reeve, despite the similarity in family name.

apparently humor is as foreign to you as getting laid.

  On 5/22/2013 at 7:13 AM, lumpenprol said:

apparently humor is as foreign to you as getting laid.

Maybe your sense of humor isn't as obvious to some of us. Still, if you're looking to become enemies, that's a good start.

c'mon guys lets try to get back on track here

  On 5/22/2013 at 8:00 AM, plstik said:

 

Who's this in reference to?

  On 5/22/2013 at 8:07 AM, LimpyLoo said:

c'mon guys lets try to get back on track here

Agreed

keanu's cool

keanu if you're reading this, remember you're cool

alright this thread is boring

can we add a poll to it?

He deserves an FA Cup.

*badumtshhhhh*

*two crickets taking over the sudden silence*

Just read an article on the whole sad-Keanu thing. Poor guy :<

Quinoa Reeves is a recipe I should come up with. Or anyone.

Also, make a Christmas wreath that looks like Keanu and call it Keanu Wreaths. That might cheer up Keanu.

i have to admit he looks cooler now tho,

I used to have a lifesized poster on bedroom door of this guy with his shirt off. He's such a cutie pie. Want to squidge his cheeks. *pinching gesture*

ew madame. I just went to see what squidge means and:

  Quote

 

 

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squidge

i'd like to wet fart his cheeks as well tho.

  On 5/22/2013 at 12:21 PM, MadameChaos said:

I used to have a lifesized poster on bedroom door of this guy with his shirt off. He's such a cutie pie. Want to squidge his cheeks. *pinching gesture*

actually no i wouldnt, you are gross madame