Empire magazines worlds sexiest actor is...

I just feel like if we sat down and had a discussion about what the problem is, we could end up feeling much better, and contributing positively to this internet community.

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:01 PM, Hoodie said:

you don't care about michael fassbender. you only care about masturbating your penis and oppressing women..

Seriously though, a receding hairline can be redeemed by a beard that's thick enough. But if your beard ain't thick enough either, well I hate to say it but you simply disqualify as a man. Or when you're B. Cumberbatch, when you're Benedict Cumberbatch you also disqualify as a man.

* michael jackson eating popcorn watching thriller *

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:28 PM, Berk said:

Seriously though, a receding hairline can be redeemed by a beard that's thick enough. But if your beard ain't thick enough either, well I hate to say it but you simply disqualify as a man. Or when you're B. Cumberbatch, when you're Benedict Cumberbatch you also disqualify as a man.

Is BC a female then? I'm confused.

is this like when some magazine named Gabourey Sidibe one of the most beautiful women?

*oppresses all of WATMM at once*

when you feel like responding to the points i made in my post instead of being a typical condescending white cis hetero male, i will respond to them in kind.

edit: @SR4

Well, he's not a man that's for sure. A thing maybe, I would say he's a thing.

I think we can all agree that Benedict Cucumbersnatch is not even the sexiest male film star in this thread, let alone the world

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:30 PM, Hoodie said:

when you feel like responding to the points i made in my post instead of being a typical condescending white cis hetero male, i will respond to them in kind.

 

edit: @SR4

LOL 2

that's some nice cherry picking on whether or not you'll respond, but i'll respond anyways. and i will not let people tell me which men to like goddammit!

oppression by not responding. those vixen ways women use to oppress men. the horror.

I apologize for calling Michael Fassbinder a cancer patient. He is not a cancer patient. Whereas I would agree that the man in question is an attractive male, I disagree on the matter of finding that particular photograph of the man in question attractive.

I apologize to all of those I have hurt. I hope in the future we can put this miscommunication behind us, sit down, and have a meaningful discussion on matters of race, gender, and how to rectify these deep social ills.

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:38 PM, SR4 said:

I apologize for calling Michael Fassbinder a cancer patient. He is not a cancer patient.

this thread is awesome

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:30 PM, Hoodie said:

when you feel like responding to the points i made in my post instead of being a typical condescending white cis hetero male, i will respond to them in kind.

 

edit: @SR4

Let's all be honest here and admit that we'd all of us, male, female, cisgendered or transgendered, and regardless of primary sexual orientation, suck on Fassbender for a little while if he whipped it out.

It just seems like the natural thing to do. Swallow Fassbender's unit. Just for a little while. It's Fassbender, you know? It's fun for everyone. It's a natural human response to Fassbender's unit. To suck it. Just for a little while. It's just the done thing.

It's awfully quiet in here all of a sudden.

Oh come on. Fine. Fine. I'll be the guy who admits this so you all don't have to. Haha, whacky baph, at it again. Well you know what? Fuck you all. I'm sick of this shit. Fuck this.

personally I prefer Idris Elba

look at those eyes. man's got style too.

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:42 PM, baph said:

 

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:30 PM, Hoodie said:

when you feel like responding to the points i made in my post instead of being a typical condescending white cis hetero male, i will respond to them in kind.

 

edit: @SR4

Let's all be honest here and admit that we'd all of us, male, female, cisgendered or transgendered, and regardless of primary sexual orientation, suck on Fassbender for a little while if he whipped it out.

 

It just seems like the natural thing to do. Swallow Fassbender's unit. Just for a little while. It's Fassbender, you know? It's fun for everyone. It's a natural human response to Fassbender's unit. To suck it. Just for a little while. It's just the done thing.

 

rape is funny to you, is it?

wow

we have a new hitler.

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:46 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:42 PM, baph said:

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:30 PM, Hoodie said:

when you feel like responding to the points i made in my post instead of being a typical condescending white cis hetero male, i will respond to them in kind.

 

edit: @SR4

Let's all be honest here and admit that we'd all of us, male, female, cisgendered or transgendered, and regardless of primary sexual orientation, suck on Fassbender for a little while if he whipped it out.

 

It just seems like the natural thing to do. Swallow Fassbender's unit. Just for a little while. It's Fassbender, you know? It's fun for everyone. It's a natural human response to Fassbender's unit. To suck it. Just for a little while. It's just the done thing.

 

rape is funny to you, is it?

No it's not. That's why I didn't make a rape joke? I made a joke about me wanting to give Fassbender a BJ?

Looks like you want to get into a fight here. I'm not interested. Have a good one, hoodster.

Fassbender whipping out his unit doesn't mean he'd like anyone to suck it, does it?

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:50 PM, baph said:

 

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:46 PM, Hoodie said:

 

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:42 PM, baph said:

 

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:30 PM, Hoodie said:

when you feel like responding to the points i made in my post instead of being a typical condescending white cis hetero male, i will respond to them in kind.

 

edit: @SR4

Let's all be honest here and admit that we'd all of us, male, female, cisgendered or transgendered, and regardless of primary sexual orientation, suck on Fassbender for a little while if he whipped it out.

 

It just seems like the natural thing to do. Swallow Fassbender's unit. Just for a little while. It's Fassbender, you know? It's fun for everyone. It's a natural human response to Fassbender's unit. To suck it. Just for a little while. It's just the done thing.

 

rape is funny to you, is it?

 

No it's not. That's why I didn't make a rape joke? I made a joke about me wanting to give Fassbender a BJ?

 

Looks like you want to get into a fight here. I'm not interested. Have a good one, hoodster.

 

no, you're saying that everyone should want to suck on a cock. that's what rapists think, too.

i understand if you're walking away. that's what weak people do when their preconceived notions about what's right and wrong are challenged. maybe one day you'll have the courage to learn. let's hope you don't hurt any women before that.

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:52 PM, azatoth said:

Fassbender whipping out his unit doesn't mean he'd like anyone to suck it, does it?

this is the phrase of contention:

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Let's all be honest here and admit that we'd all of us, male, female, cisgendered or transgendered, and regardless of primary sexual orientation, suck on Fassbender for a little while if he whipped it out.

lol. what. the. fuck.

Nice trolling

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:54 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:50 PM, baph said:

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:46 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:42 PM, baph said:

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:30 PM, Hoodie said:

when you feel like responding to the points i made in my post instead of being a typical condescending white cis hetero male, i will respond to them in kind.

 

edit: @SR4

Let's all be honest here and admit that we'd all of us, male, female, cisgendered or transgendered, and regardless of primary sexual orientation, suck on Fassbender for a little while if he whipped it out.

 

It just seems like the natural thing to do. Swallow Fassbender's unit. Just for a little while. It's Fassbender, you know? It's fun for everyone. It's a natural human response to Fassbender's unit. To suck it. Just for a little while. It's just the done thing.

 

 

rape is funny to you, is it?

 

No it's not. That's why I didn't make a rape joke? I made a joke about me wanting to give Fassbender a BJ?

 

Looks like you want to get into a fight here. I'm not interested. Have a good one, hoodster.

 

no, you're saying that everyone should want to suck on a cock. that's what rapists think, too.

 

i understand if you're walking away. that's what weak people do when their preconceived notions about what's right and wrong are challenged. maybe one day you'll have the courage to learn. let's hope you don't hurt any women before that.

  On 10/20/2013 at 10:52 PM, azatoth said:

Fassbender whipping out his unit doesn't mean he'd like anyone to suck it, does it?

this is the phrase of contention:

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Let's all be honest here and admit that we'd all of us, male, female, cisgendered or transgendered, and regardless of primary sexual orientation, suck on Fassbender for a little while if he whipped it out.

Oh my god. No, I don't actually believe that everyone should want to suck on a cock. I was trying to make a joke at my own expense because it's funnier that way. The hypothetical in the joke assumed that MF whipping it out would be in a consensual setting. The other presupposition for the joke is that nobody in the watmm "audience" would agree with me that they want to suck off MF, and my theatrical "embarrassment" would be the source of amusement for the "audience." That's how you frame a joke. It's totally ruined now. Fuck you.