Nebraska Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 this guy has the right of it imo http://thetalkhouse.com/reviews/view/vijay-iyer-boards-of-canada Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
apriorion Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 No way. He can fuck off. "Eros"? Give me a break. Don't get me wrong: it's a good album but it's not without its problems. It's just that he's wrong about what it is. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2087223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantk Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 lol, MHTRTC is gibberish lol Reveal hidden contents lol Reveal hidden contents lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sergeantk's signature Hide all signatures My music (zanderone) Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2087229 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 wait, so does he like mhtrtc? he starts off with a bunch of horseshit about how it's the aural equivalent of a cloud or someshit and then ends the review by saying boc have lost something because they aren't like they used to be. also lol at eros. what a douche. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2087233 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 This completely changed my mind about the album. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2087274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 I could only read a few sentences. This guy is a grade A irredeemable douchetwat of the highest order "Ok we get it, it's a gibberish thing" - FUCK RIGHT OFF Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2087437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 hooooly fuck his review of until the quiet comes is so cringe inducing http://thetalkhouse.com/reviews/view/vijay-iyer-flying-lotus Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 (edited) lol fuck this guy, wow Quote If the way to listen to what was once called “intelligent” dance music is to imagine ourselves moving to it, I found my imagined self going shopping. Early BoC is carefully, cleanly distressed; each album is like a whole floor of Urban Outfitters. .... Quote The playful nihilism of the early years, that winning formula that made BoC the electronica equivalent of Johnny Depp, so endearingly blank that everyone liked them, has seemingly given way to some grim self-seriousness and dreary melodrama. Maybe they could hire a sassy young intern to click and drag files around for them, update their Facebook page, keep the work atmosphere a little more fun and alive? Or maybe they could just break the formula a little and actually sing a song, strum some guitar, make an actual chase sequence, hire some blazing virtuoso drummer to light a fire under them, or something. Edited November 6, 2013 by luke viia Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 lol "actually sing a song". how annoying. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy Zemura yvI oo ii oo Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 On 11/6/2013 at 9:46 PM, luke viia said: lol fuck this guy, wow Quote If the way to listen to what was once called “intelligent” dance music is to imagine ourselves moving to it, I found my imagined self going shopping. Early BoC is carefully, cleanly distressed; each album is like a whole floor of Urban Outfitters. .... Quote The playful nihilism of the early years, that winning formula that made BoC the electronica equivalent of Johnny Depp, so endearingly blank that everyone liked them, has seemingly given way to some grim self-seriousness and dreary melodrama. Maybe they could hire a sassy young intern to click and drag files around for them, update their Facebook page, keep the work atmosphere a little more fun and alive? Or maybe they could just break the formula a little and actually sing a song, strum some guitar, make an actual chase sequence, hire some blazing virtuoso drummer to light a fire under them, or something. Oh my Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 (edited) lol "pretty good" aka pianist for clodplay Edited November 7, 2013 by Deer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
poblequadrat Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 (edited) So what does this guy listen to? That track Deer posted sounds like a shitty acoustic cover of something from The Campfire Headphase with a hint of canyon.mid. For what it's worth, I consider MHTRTC to have a murky kind of darkness that even Geogaddi doesn't touch. TH is kind of plasticky to me in fact. edit: seriously mate, what the fuck? that's the worst piano improv i've heard in my life Edited November 7, 2013 by poblequadrat Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088545 Share on other sites More sharing options...
poblequadrat Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 (edited) it sounds like inspirational music for yuppies to listen to whilst on elevators actually a broken vapourwave gif version thereof Edited November 7, 2013 by poblequadrat Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 he writes like a twat. "I'm just thinking out loud here" - sure, ok *disregards* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088557 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 On 11/7/2013 at 3:53 AM, Deer said: lol "pretty good" aka pianist for clodplay sounds like music in a loading screen in the sims. or what would play in the mind of a sentient toyota prius. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 I liked the intro quite a bit but then you're right in your description of the rest. Good Morning America talk show music more or less. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 as a side note: every Indian male I've ever met speaks (and probably writes) the way this guy does. It is like they're all yuppies, all told how precious each of their brain farts are. Maybe it's a caste thing. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 On 11/7/2013 at 5:44 AM, lumpenprol said: as a side note: every Indian male I've ever met speaks (and probably writes) the way this guy does. It is like they're all yuppies, all told how precious each of their brain farts are. Maybe it's a caste thing. sort of racist, but... this guys sucks so whatever. On 11/7/2013 at 3:53 AM, Deer said: lol "pretty good" aka pianist for clodplay holy fuck. I could randomize all the notes on Reason and it would make something better than this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Adieu's signature Hide all signatures There will be new love from the ashes of us. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088591 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 On 11/7/2013 at 5:58 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said: On 11/7/2013 at 5:44 AM, lumpenprol said: as a side note: every Indian male I've ever met speaks (and probably writes) the way this guy does. It is like they're all yuppies, all told how precious each of their brain farts are. Maybe it's a caste thing. sort of racist, but... this guys sucks so whatever. On 11/7/2013 at 3:53 AM, Deer said: yeah but you were more harsh on his muzak than I so maybe it all evens out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088597 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 On 11/7/2013 at 5:44 AM, lumpenprol said: as a side note: every Indian male I've ever met speaks (and probably writes) the way this guy does. It is like they're all yuppies, all told how precious each of their brain farts are. Maybe it's a caste thing. or maybe you just attract twats Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 I mean I just have issues with a lot that is going on with this person. reviews flying lotus album. Uses the term "brainfeeding" in the review. Reviewing music is stupid in my opinion anyway. Completely antiquated form of journalism. We can all listen to the music now before we buy it. What is the purpose of reviewing it in such a way? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Adieu's signature Hide all signatures There will be new love from the ashes of us. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Wow, who'd have guessed that a jazz pianist would be a pretentious douche? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Someone doesn't like the same things as I do! GRRRRRR Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2088666 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 On 11/7/2013 at 3:53 AM, Deer said: lol "pretty good" aka pianist for clodplay I enjoyed this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2089272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 I feel bad for being such a dick, but I still don't like it. Seems like he hits the wrong notes on more than one occasion to me as well. The only bit I like is the 6:30 part. The whole song should have revolved around that part. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Adieu's signature Hide all signatures There will be new love from the ashes of us. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81148-jazz-pianist-vijay-iyer-reviews-tomorrows-harvest/#findComment-2089825 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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