What time is your "go time"? (bowel regularity)

Stealing the toilet paper wouldn't bother him because he doesn't wipe his ass (no paper in the bowl). But this:

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snap a pic of him discretely, print it out with the caption ''Damn that's a load off'' and hang it right where you can see

Haha, thats a great idea. And i don't even need to sneak a pic of him to get the message across. He goes in on monday morning to unload swings the door shut and sees this pinned

wait, does he wear that same outfit as the stay puff man?

No, he's no sailor. Ideally he should be wearing blue scrubs and a little jewfro (no hat). Him and Mr StayPuft are brothers from another mother.... It's only the dress sense that differs. I'm sure his butt doubles as a grenade launcher, it's just that on friday he was having some technical problems, it was coughing and spluttering like an old motorbike exhaust that wouldn't start up.

is there a way to trap him in there right when he has unleashed? then just walk away and let him out 8hrs later?