WATMM - Free Advice Thread

Don't ever eat raw cookie dough, no matter how good it looks or tastes. Your butt will be sorry.

don't use a glass bong if your smoking salvia

All compounded things are subject to decay, strive for your own liberation with diligence.

if u itch, don't scratch

don't trust even-numbered posts in this thread

Don't believe their lies.

join chatmm

die

so is this also a thread where people can ask for advice?

I'm getting 900 dollars soon, no strings attached. What would you advise me to do with it?

Buy a new face.

  On 11/16/2013 at 2:28 PM, Salvatorin said:

so is this also a thread where people can ask for advice?

I'm getting 900 dollars soon, no strings attached. What would you advise me to do with it?

buy crack and whoreship satan

oozelol!

  On 11/16/2013 at 2:28 PM, Salvatorin said:

so is this also a thread where people can ask for advice?

I'm getting 900 dollars soon, no strings attached. What would you advise me to do with it?

Save it for a rainy day. Or buy weed/cocaine with it, what do I care.

Go vegan. Like, hardcore vegan. Then pretend you don't understand why people eat meat, and tell them you're vegan. Then tell them why you are better than them because you are vegan.

  On 11/16/2013 at 2:28 PM, Salvatorin said:

so is this also a thread where people can ask for advice?

I'm getting 900 dollars soon, no strings attached. What would you advise me to do with it?

donate to watmm. you wouldn't want to leave joyrex without the upcoming ps4, would you ?

burn the money and scream " i am the 1%"

Become a liberator of political prisoners for hot refugee poontang

  On 11/16/2013 at 3:41 PM, OneToThirtySix said:

Go vegan. Like, hardcore vegan. Then pretend you don't understand why people eat meat, and tell them you're vegan. Then tell them why you are better than them because you are vegan.

Solid advice. The best thing about being a vegan is that it's not just about feeling good about yourself. It's also about (trying to) make others feel inferior for not being like you! You get to share it with others which is awesome.

ye, just die u cruel capitalst pig

put it in a high yeild savings account until you need it (boo, much boring!)

Never whiz on the electric fence

Do what's best for you, rather than try to live your life to others' expectations. And don't be a sheep.

  On 11/16/2013 at 2:20 PM, Adam said:

die

  On 11/16/2013 at 5:09 PM, Adam said:

ye, just die u cruel capitalst pig

Also, beware the Death Bee.

Always prepare for the worst and never trust people.

Buy stocks in VHS rental companies

Don't come to WATMM for advice.