WATMM - Free Advice Thread

Ah so this is why I feel so overwhelmingly attracted to...

Triachus?

To save money on water and electricity, have a shower with clothes on to clean them

A. Sign out of watmm and never come back.

B. Do at least one thing a day that is scary or uncomfortable.

If A is an example of B then definitely stick with A.

do not stand at dark in the open windows

  On 11/20/2013 at 9:21 PM, MadameChaos said:

Ah so this is why I feel so overwhelmingly attracted to...

rude bus drivers

Don't fondle anyone that's you're not genuinely interested in.

  On 11/22/2013 at 4:25 PM, ussr said:

Don't fondle anyone that's you're not genuinely interested in.

This made me want to fondle someone I'm genuinely interested in. Man- doin' squats got my test up bad, brah.

Try injaculating!

Try injaculating!

  On 11/20/2013 at 9:35 PM, hello spiral said:

Triachus?

ah yes, is it that obvious?

  On 11/21/2013 at 12:00 AM, hoggy said:

  On 11/20/2013 at 9:21 PM, MadameChaos said:

Ah so this is why I feel so overwhelmingly attracted to...

rude bus drivers

ah no. the whole trying to launch you from the bus thing is an issue for me.

Don't show up if you're not invited

  On 11/25/2013 at 1:00 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 11/20/2013 at 9:35 PM, hello spiral said:

Triachus?

ah yes, is it that obvious?

 

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Wow, someone kill the whale and free that poor dog.

if you tell someone to smell something, they will smell it

  On 11/25/2013 at 1:33 PM, Friendly Foil said:

Wow, someone kill the whale and free that poor dog.

it looks like an owl

Remember sun cream

This advice was brought to you by my shoulders

if your couple lacks of sex intercourse lately, stop jerking off and stop porn for at least a week.

this changes everything

  On 7/25/2014 at 6:08 PM, Npoess said:

Remember sun cream

 

This advice was brought to you by my shoulders

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Listen at a moderate volume.

Credit is like a mint, if someone offers it to you, take it; whether you think you need it or not.

don't go from the butt to the pussy

Perform random acts of kindness > tell no-one about those random acts > spirit improvement 100%