Npoess Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Whining about stuff on the internet is a good and fulfilling way to create social relations with complete strangers Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 (edited) throw away your filter coffee machine and buy a french press (and ideally use fresh coffee beans) put your computer away. throw your smartphone out the window. read good literature. go to my Post Punk / New Wave thread and learn about good music you asshole. Edited November 16, 2013 by Berk Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Berk's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093453 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Last (free) advice: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093454 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 On 11/16/2013 at 6:01 PM, Berk said: throw away your filter coffee machine and buy a french press (and ideally use fresh coffee beans) good advice. Pressing the coffee is the only way to make sure that all the healthy parts of the coffee get into your body. diterpines and polyphenols. Make your coffee like this and you'll wonder what you've been doing with your coffee your entire life. http://www.bulletproofexec.com/bulletproof-coffee-recipe/ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Adieu's signature Hide all signatures There will be new love from the ashes of us. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093455 Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Ignore some things. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide geosmina's signature Hide all signatures https://animanoir.xyz/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093456 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Ignore everything. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 kifflom Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 On 11/16/2013 at 6:09 PM, Friendly Foil said: Ignore everything. Ignore this advice Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 On 11/16/2013 at 6:14 PM, Adam said: On 11/16/2013 at 6:09 PM, Friendly Foil said: Ignore everything. Ignore this advice Ignore this advice. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 On 11/16/2013 at 6:16 PM, Friendly Foil said: On 11/16/2013 at 6:14 PM, Adam said: On 11/16/2013 at 6:09 PM, Friendly Foil said: Ignore everything. Ignore this advice Ignore this advice. Please, for the love of God, ignore this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093473 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Make sure irony has permeated every cell in your body so you never actually say anything sincere or meaningful. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 On 11/16/2013 at 6:33 PM, LimpyLoo said: Make sure irony has permeated every cell in your body so you never actually say anything sincere or meaningful. hitler buttsex commando Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Ivan Ooze's signature Hide all signatures On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said: This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song! On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said: I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 On 11/16/2013 at 6:35 PM, Ivan Ooze said: On 11/16/2013 at 6:33 PM, LimpyLoo said: Make sure irony has permeated every cell in your body so you never actually say anything sincere or meaningful. hitler buttsex commando hey wait a minute... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 if you donate to charity, do it spontaneously and not when someone is waving a collection bucket in your face. both you and the charity will appreciate it more. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Soloman Tump's signature Hide all signatures https://intrusivesignals.blogspot.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Never think about those less unfortunate than you, it will make you feel unhappy. Dont worry about global warming or the environment, you might be dead before the really bad effects happen. Ignore the homeless and don't give them money, they will spend it on booze and drugs. Don't worry about recycling, you're not going to make a difference. Try not to think about how pointless and meaningless your life is, instead, play a video game or watch something on Youtube to stop you from thinking about negative thoughts. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plarkreluke Banloboh Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Master the dunno mindstate. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Don't swallow one of those berocca-type dissolving vitamins because every time you swallow, you can feel it hit your stomach and foam halfway up your throat. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Leon Sumbitches's signature Hide all signatures Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association: https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093562 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted November 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 On 11/16/2013 at 11:20 PM, Leon Sumbitches said: Don't swallow Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Sometimes the worst decision is the best decision Sometimes the best decision is the worst decision On 11/16/2013 at 11:20 PM, Leon Sumbitches said: dissolving vitamins Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093581 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinehr Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Take care of your teeth. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093584 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 take a moment to think about how your heart has been working without a break your whole life. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 On 11/17/2013 at 1:42 AM, Reinehr said: Take care of your teeth. On 11/17/2013 at 3:45 AM, Pennywise said: take a moment to think about how your heart has been working without a break your whole life. Both of these are quite valid actually Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 don't worry about the government Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
job Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Right = Tight. Left = Loose. (screws, valves etc). Drink water. Don't drink soda. Walk and cycle more. Take the stairs. Exercise. Drive less. Don't let the causes and consequences of your problems distract you from the solutions. Experience other cultures through travel. Avoid resorts. Get a post secondary education. Don't post every detail of your life on-line. Pet a dog or cat. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide job's signature Hide all signatures Happy Cycling Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81283-watmm-free-advice-thread/page/2/#findComment-2093620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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