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Whining about stuff on the internet is a good and fulfilling way to create social relations with complete strangers

throw away your filter coffee machine and buy a french press (and ideally use fresh coffee beans)

put your computer away.

throw your smartphone out the window.

read good literature.

go to my Post Punk / New Wave thread and learn about good music you asshole.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

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  On 11/16/2013 at 6:01 PM, Berk said:

throw away your filter coffee machine and buy a french press (and ideally use fresh coffee beans)

good advice. Pressing the coffee is the only way to make sure that all the healthy parts of the coffee get into your body. diterpines and polyphenols.

Make your coffee like this and you'll wonder what you've been doing with your coffee your entire life.

http://www.bulletproofexec.com/bulletproof-coffee-recipe/

Ignore some things.

Ignore everything.

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  On 11/16/2013 at 6:09 PM, Friendly Foil said:

Ignore everything.

Ignore this advice

  On 11/16/2013 at 6:14 PM, Adam said:

 

  On 11/16/2013 at 6:09 PM, Friendly Foil said:

Ignore everything.

Ignore this advice

 

Ignore this advice.

  On 11/16/2013 at 6:16 PM, Friendly Foil said:

 

  On 11/16/2013 at 6:14 PM, Adam said:

 

  On 11/16/2013 at 6:09 PM, Friendly Foil said:

Ignore everything.

Ignore this advice

 

Ignore this advice.

 

Please, for the love of God, ignore this.

Make sure irony has permeated every cell in your body so you never actually say anything sincere or meaningful.

  On 11/16/2013 at 6:33 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Make sure irony has permeated every cell in your body so you never actually say anything sincere or meaningful.

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  On 11/16/2013 at 6:35 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

 

  On 11/16/2013 at 6:33 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Make sure irony has permeated every cell in your body so you never actually say anything sincere or meaningful.

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hey wait a minute...

if you donate to charity, do it spontaneously and not when someone is waving a collection bucket in your face. both you and the charity will appreciate it more.

Never think about those less unfortunate than you, it will make you feel unhappy.

Dont worry about global warming or the environment, you might be dead before the really bad effects happen.

Ignore the homeless and don't give them money, they will spend it on booze and drugs.

Don't worry about recycling, you're not going to make a difference.

Try not to think about how pointless and meaningless your life is, instead, play a video game or watch something on Youtube to stop you from thinking about negative thoughts.

Master the dunno mindstate.

Don't swallow one of those berocca-type dissolving vitamins because every time you swallow, you can feel it hit your stomach and foam halfway up your throat.

  On 11/16/2013 at 11:20 PM, Leon Sumbitches said:

Don't swallow

Sometimes the worst decision is the best decision

Sometimes the best decision is the worst decision

  On 11/16/2013 at 11:20 PM, Leon Sumbitches said:

dissolving vitamins

Take care of your teeth.

take a moment to think about how your heart has been working without a break your whole life.

  On 11/17/2013 at 1:42 AM, Reinehr said:

Take care of your teeth.

  On 11/17/2013 at 3:45 AM, Pennywise said:

take a moment to think about how your heart has been working without a break your whole life.

Both of these are quite valid actually

don't worry about the government

Right = Tight. Left = Loose. (screws, valves etc).

Drink water. Don't drink soda.

Walk and cycle more. Take the stairs. Exercise. Drive less.

Don't let the causes and consequences of your problems distract you from the solutions.

Experience other cultures through travel. Avoid resorts.

Get a post secondary education.

Don't post every detail of your life on-line.

Pet a dog or cat.