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  On 11/24/2013 at 11:02 PM, SR4 said:

alright, so what Im gathering from this thread is that overrated=worst of all time??

apparently so, and that means I'm not the only 'contrarian' on the forum, take that usag!

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  On 11/26/2013 at 7:20 AM, Hoodie said:

leo dicaprio has something weird going on with his face that distracts me in every movie he's in. it's some uncanny valley shit. i do not like it.

I think I once read on this forum:

 

 

"Leonardo Dicaprio only has two expressions: urgent and squinty."

well, fuck.

 

*downs a row of shots and stumbles out of thread vomiting*

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Leo did go full retard pretty well though in Gilbert Grape, probably his best performance. either that or This Boys Life .Him as an adult still doesn't work for me, he looks quasi pre pubescent to me

yeah i think his looks are on the boyish rather than manly side. this can be a real handicap when seeing him in weighty roles but he manages it well.

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yeah getting older and adding a bit more pudgy weight gave him a tad bit more gravitas, but he still gives off an adolescent vibe.

 

Unfortunately the face flab reduced his hotness factor. His head seemed to grow wider not taller through puberty, like Barry Bonds on human growth hormone.

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

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I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

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the chick from warrant's cherry pie video says leo has a cripplingly massive schlong. that is all.

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I think he's doing it for the lels

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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  On 11/26/2013 at 2:49 PM, olo said:

the chick from warrant's cherry pie video says leo has a cripplingly massive schlong. that is all.

 

apparently David Spade has a biggie too. To paraphrase Kurt Vonnegut, you never know who'll get one

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

  On 11/26/2013 at 6:27 PM, Ceerial said:

 

  On 11/26/2013 at 2:54 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

Crai everytiem

 

 

Amazing lol. The thing I get from watching that compilation is most of that is not acting, he just is bat shit crazy. The sequences where he's trying to act (wickerman bee mask & ghost rider) it screams of fakeness. Everything else is him in reality. He thoroughly enjoyed kicking the shit out of those women.

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I could never understand if that movie was intentionally insane or just...something else was happening. I have no idea.

That NIck Cage shit was terrible. Why the hell did I watch...ugh

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE!

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

reeves is part of the magic of that film

 

i guess if we're picking actual respected actors who we personally think are shit, i'll throw robert redford into the mix. he was awful in all is lost, just didn't do a single thing the entire film. no one would have cared about that movie if he didn't have prestige in the industry. he's been shit in everything without exception. although i do like this gif, probably his only good performance:

 

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and then sandra bullock is also terrible without exception. she was awful in gravity. there's a film that might have been better with a decent actress in the lead role.

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BITCHES, YOU BITCHES! KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK THE GOD DAMN HONEY!!!

 

that bit where he covers himself in black paint... it's a er... a bit rascist innit?

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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