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Josh Cooley has a book coming out featuring famous scenes from R-rated movies in the style of children's books. Really cool stuff!

 

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The last one reminds me of a scene from The Book of Eli, but I might be wrong about the movie origin. The first one is obvious tho.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 2/17/2014 at 10:52 PM, ambermonk said:

The last one reminds me of a scene from The Book of Eli, but I might be wrong about the movie origin. The first one is obvious tho.

 

Mad max, or the Road Warrior. not sure which one though. I think the Road Warrior

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  On 2/17/2014 at 11:33 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 2/17/2014 at 10:52 PM, ambermonk said:

The last one reminds me of a scene from The Book of Eli, but I might be wrong about the movie origin. The first one is obvious tho.

 

Mad max, or the Road Warrior. not sure which one though. I think the Road Warrior

 

 

... I'm totally speechless.

 

  On 2/17/2014 at 11:49 PM, Joyrex said:

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that would be funny of Book of Eli had a scene in it where Gary Oldman wore a hockey mask and said those exact lines, since it was a 95% copy of Mad Max Road Warrior from what little i could stand of it

I book no doubt to be purchased next Christmas by 90% of students & hip 20-somethings

 

(I am so old ....)

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Gah, that artstyle, i want to hurt it. Poor kids being served up all this visual dross under the illusion that bad means easier to grasp and little talent means children's author.


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Get this painting by the numbers away from me.

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amen bro

 

although I like the expression on Sam Jackson's face

 

also...

 

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

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I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

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  On 2/18/2014 at 12:43 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

that would be funny of Book of Eli had a scene in it where Gary Oldman wore a hockey mask and said those exact lines, since it was a 95% copy of Mad Max Road Warrior from what little i could stand of it

Well, shit. My film classics naïveté is showing once again - I don't recall ever seeing the Mad Max films, yet I saw the apparent spinoff released three decades later. But now I know which movies to watch next.

 

At least I've seen Kubrick's most famous films.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

I don't see how framing it in a children's picturebook adds anything, especially as the text quotes each film directly. It'd make more sense if there was an entire children's story illustrated by movie scenes that related to the narrative.

 

It's almost like an extrapolation of the stock photography/porn comments meme, but that at least served to highlight blah blah blah... Thanks for sharing anyway Joyrex!

  On 2/18/2014 at 5:49 AM, delet... said:

Gah, that artstyle, i want to hurt it. Poor kids being served up all this visual dross under the illusion that bad means easier to grasp and little talent means children's author.

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Get this painting by the numbers away from me.

That was just the art style of the Little Golden books - the artist merely used it as a visual connection (aka the whole point)

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Yes, but it worked nicely to as a lead in and to furnish my moan now didn't it and this place is all about digression into complaing. Plus i've been looking for an excuse to post some arthur rackham art for a few months now.

 

Or sorry for mucking up your thread JR, heh. Take your pick.

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Yeh, I'm not that impressed by this. Its just slightly cartoony. The violent/gore aspects are still in the image so its not like its been properly converted into a child friendly image. Just not that good. maybe I dont get it.

  On 2/18/2014 at 11:46 PM, Pennywise said:

Yeh, I'm not that impressed by this. Its just slightly cartoony. The violent/gore aspects are still in the image so its not like its been properly converted into a child friendly image. Just not that good. maybe I dont get it.

I had the same feeling. I would prefer if they kept the dialogue the same, but the image showed something else more child friendly.

 

Use some double entendres, mother fuckers.

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