Ganja

  On 4/1/2014 at 4:49 AM, yek said:

 

  On 4/1/2014 at 4:15 AM, peace 7 said:

Injecting Mariwhanaz- Only in the pupils.

 

the wider the pupils the easier to inject

 

Exactly.

Proper mariwhanaz:

Step 1) Take LSD to dilate pupils.

Step 2) Fill 2 elephant tranquilizer size syringes with 300ccs hash oil each.

Step 3) Inject into both pupils simultaneously.

Step 4) Remove syringes-- enjoy!

At this point your eyeballs should be nearly exploded, with hash oil shooting out from your pupils due to high pressure. Do not panic! This is normal. Sit back in your favorite recliner as the mariwhanaz starts to kick in-- feel your chair breathe as the LSD starts to kick in.

Advanced tip: catch the hash oil that shoots out from your eyeballs and plug up your anus-- this will increase mariwhanaz by 7.

Super advanced tip: Skip your eyeballs-- inject both syringes into your temples, directly into both hemispheres of your brain simultaneously. This bypasses all body systems and kicks off the mariwhanaz party in your brain, directly. You're gonna have to jam the syringes pretty hard and fast to get into your skull, so don't panic if you mess up the first time. Screaming like Bruce Lee helps. This super advanced technique increases mariwhanaz by 35.

  On 3/31/2014 at 12:11 PM, Squee said:

I take one drop of CBD Oil three-five times a day because I suffer from tenosynovitis/repetitive strain injury. I only started like 4 weeks ago but it helps. I don't even have to wear my wrist splint anymore. Amazing.

Is that the Rick Simpson stuff? I heard that was good for IBD too.

  On 4/1/2014 at 8:58 PM, westhead said:

 

  On 3/31/2014 at 12:11 PM, Squee said:

I take one drop of CBD Oil three-five times a day because I suffer from tenosynovitis/repetitive strain injury. I only started like 4 weeks ago but it helps. I don't even have to wear my wrist splint anymore. Amazing.

 

Is that the Rick Simpson stuff? I heard that was good for IBD too.

 

Rick Simpson oil is an alcohol/ethanol extracted cannabis concentrate that is cured, de-waxed/fatted and put into blunt tipped syringes for easy dosage. Some Rick Simpson oil is made with high CBD producing strains like Manna and Cannatonic and results in CBD being the main active component with little to no THC for psychoactivity as the plant used as the raw material was a high CBD, low THC strain. These, however, are pretty rare as CBD producing plants are the minority of plants grown, produce less than their higher THC counterparts and generally have less than 10% CBD in the starting material resulting in a small yield of oil.

I'd imagine that Squee is taking more of a tincture type substance where the oil is the suspending material/aids in the bioavailability of cannabiniods as our bodies require lipids or solvents if the cannabinoids are not activated by heating and conversion of acidic cannabinoids to being 'active'.

That is great to hear Squee. I've seen first hand how this stuff can really help people in many situations. I did a few Q&A sessions for a Multiple Sclerosis group and a fibromyalgia group, afterwords most of the patients tried a CBD based tincture or capsule and now their doctors are starting to recommend it to patients who might not have wanted to try it (Incredibly rare for a USA based MD to suggest cannabis). It's pretty amazing.

Sounds like the USA is quickly getting ahead of the Netherlands when it comes to weed.

  On 4/1/2014 at 8:17 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 4/1/2014 at 4:49 AM, yek said:

 

  On 4/1/2014 at 4:15 AM, peace 7 said:

Injecting Mariwhanaz- Only in the pupils.

 

the wider the pupils the easier to inject

 

Exactly.

 

Proper mariwhanaz:

Step 1) Take LSD to dilate pupils.

Step 2) Fill 2 elephant tranquilizer size syringes with 300ccs hash oil each.

Step 3) Inject into both pupils simultaneously.

Step 4) Remove syringes-- enjoy!

 

At this point your eyeballs should be nearly exploded, with hash oil shooting out from your pupils due to high pressure. Do not panic! This is normal. Sit back in your favorite recliner as the mariwhanaz starts to kick in-- feel your chair breathe as the LSD starts to kick in.

 

Advanced tip: catch the hash oil that shoots out from your eyeballs and plug up your anus-- this will increase mariwhanaz by 7.

 

Super advanced tip: Skip your eyeballs-- inject both syringes into your temples, directly into both hemispheres of your brain simultaneously. This bypasses all body systems and kicks off the mariwhanaz party in your brain, directly. You're gonna have to jam the syringes pretty hard and fast to get into your skull, so don't panic if you mess up the first time. Screaming like Bruce Lee helps. This super advanced technique increases mariwhanaz by 35.

 

thanks for the tip, i'm gonna try this out right now

  On 4/1/2014 at 10:59 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

 

  On 4/1/2014 at 8:17 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 4/1/2014 at 4:49 AM, yek said:

 

  On 4/1/2014 at 4:15 AM, peace 7 said:

Injecting Mariwhanaz- Only in the pupils.

 

the wider the pupils the easier to inject

 

Exactly.

 

Proper mariwhanaz:

Step 1) Take LSD to dilate pupils.

Step 2) Fill 2 elephant tranquilizer size syringes with 300ccs hash oil each.

Step 3) Inject into both pupils simultaneously.

Step 4) Remove syringes-- enjoy!

 

At this point your eyeballs should be nearly exploded, with hash oil shooting out from your pupils due to high pressure. Do not panic! This is normal. Sit back in your favorite recliner as the mariwhanaz starts to kick in-- feel your chair breathe as the LSD starts to kick in.

 

Advanced tip: catch the hash oil that shoots out from your eyeballs and plug up your anus-- this will increase mariwhanaz by 7.

 

Super advanced tip: Skip your eyeballs-- inject both syringes into your temples, directly into both hemispheres of your brain simultaneously. This bypasses all body systems and kicks off the mariwhanaz party in your brain, directly. You're gonna have to jam the syringes pretty hard and fast to get into your skull, so don't panic if you mess up the first time. Screaming like Bruce Lee helps. This super advanced technique increases mariwhanaz by 35.

 

thanks for the tip, i'm gonna try this out right now

 

UPDATE: Ivan Ooze's avatar is now his portrait.

  On 3/31/2014 at 11:39 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

personally i find gin + tonic and weed mix well.

heck yeah

gin + tonic mixes well with me + anything

  On 4/1/2014 at 9:45 PM, Audioblysk said:

 

  On 4/1/2014 at 8:58 PM, westhead said:

 

  On 3/31/2014 at 12:11 PM, Squee said:

I take one drop of CBD Oil three-five times a day because I suffer from tenosynovitis/repetitive strain injury. I only started like 4 weeks ago but it helps. I don't even have to wear my wrist splint anymore. Amazing.

 

Is that the Rick Simpson stuff? I heard that was good for IBD too.

 

Rick Simpson oil is an alcohol/ethanol extracted cannabis concentrate that is cured, de-waxed/fatted and put into blunt tipped syringes for easy dosage. Some Rick Simpson oil is made with high CBD producing strains like Manna and Cannatonic and results in CBD being the main active component with little to no THC for psychoactivity as the plant used as the raw material was a high CBD, low THC strain. These, however, are pretty rare as CBD producing plants are the minority of plants grown, produce less than their higher THC counterparts and generally have less than 10% CBD in the starting material resulting in a small yield of oil.

 

I'd imagine that Squee is taking more of a tincture type substance where the oil is the suspending material/aids in the bioavailability of cannabiniods as our bodies require lipids or solvents if the cannabinoids are not activated by heating and conversion of acidic cannabinoids to being 'active'.

 

That is great to hear Squee. I've seen first hand how this stuff can really help people in many situations. I did a few Q&A sessions for a Multiple Sclerosis group and a fibromyalgia group, afterwords most of the patients tried a CBD based tincture or capsule and now their doctors are starting to recommend it to patients who might not have wanted to try it (Incredibly rare for a USA based MD to suggest cannabis). It's pretty amazing.

 

Very informative. Thanks.

  On 4/1/2014 at 9:45 PM, Audioblysk said:

 

  On 4/1/2014 at 8:58 PM, westhead said:

 

  On 3/31/2014 at 12:11 PM, Squee said:

I take one drop of CBD Oil three-five times a day because I suffer from tenosynovitis/repetitive strain injury. I only started like 4 weeks ago but it helps. I don't even have to wear my wrist splint anymore. Amazing.

 

Is that the Rick Simpson stuff? I heard that was good for IBD too.

 

Rick Simpson oil is an alcohol/ethanol extracted cannabis concentrate that is cured, de-waxed/fatted and put into blunt tipped syringes for easy dosage. Some Rick Simpson oil is made with high CBD producing strains like Manna and Cannatonic and results in CBD being the main active component with little to no THC for psychoactivity as the plant used as the raw material was a high CBD, low THC strain. These, however, are pretty rare as CBD producing plants are the minority of plants grown, produce less than their higher THC counterparts and generally have less than 10% CBD in the starting material resulting in a small yield of oil.

 

I'd imagine that Squee is taking more of a tincture type substance where the oil is the suspending material/aids in the bioavailability of cannabiniods as our bodies require lipids or solvents if the cannabinoids are not activated by heating and conversion of acidic cannabinoids to being 'active'.

 

That is great to hear Squee. I've seen first hand how this stuff can really help people in many situations. I did a few Q&A sessions for a Multiple Sclerosis group and a fibromyalgia group, afterwords most of the patients tried a CBD based tincture or capsule and now their doctors are starting to recommend it to patients who might not have wanted to try it (Incredibly rare for a USA based MD to suggest cannabis). It's pretty amazing.

 

Wow, that was way more detailed than what I could have told. Anyway, the CBD I put under my tongue is 30% CBD produced by a company called Endoca.

  On 3/10/2014 at 5:48 AM, peace 7 said:

Yah, tolerance- or lack of- can be a biznatch. There's nothing like smoking up with a few people, and then all of a sudden it's like, ". . .. . .. . o h.. .. . . FUCK. IIiiii'm way too fucked up, what the fuck- there are aliens and cops coming to get me oh fucking shit, FUUuuUUUUCCkckkckKkkKkKKkKk~~~~"

 

One time I was eating raw fish and drinking Bud Light, and then my friend pulls out smoke. So then I casually take and hold a few large hits and think I'm gonna be cool. All of a fucking sudden, I'm sweating super hard and realize I was getting sick... So I go to the restroom to rinse my face and look at myself in the mirror in that "Oh fuck, let's see how hard I'm tripping", kind of thing. I put my hand right the fuck in front of my face, and I COULD BARELY SEE ANYTHING. My whole visual field was FULL OF STATIC. This was just ganj, but I was fucking tripping ballz. I spent the next 30 minutes or so sitting on the dude's toilet, and he's pounding on the door like, "Get the fuck out of there, man!" The friend I came with went home, cuz I felt so sick.... so I had to get a ride home after resting on the couch for awhile.

 

Embarrassing and kind of shitty.

 

Lesson: Take small tokes when smoking new shit, especially if tolerance hasn't built up. Many a junkie have died from heroin/coke overdoses from not following this rule..... When not used to it, high THC can be frightening and nothing pleasant.

That just sounds like a plain old 'whitey' mate which I believe is caused mainly by a lowering of blood sugars - cafes in the Dam from my experience will offer you a sugary drink (usually an energy drink these days but used to be just sugar dissolved in warm water). I would put that incident down to mixing it with the beer. A little sit down (even better a little lie down) and the sugar drink will get you back within about 15-20mins.

I think its much like everything else in the world where too much or mixing things together can cause you an issue - Drink enough beer or eat shit loads of chocolate cake and you eventually throw up and feel poorly.

It is very unpleasant though, especially the static thing when your vision goes.

I actually like this fact about weed though as very occasionally you get a drunk, loud person hanging around and its easily the most efficient way of dealing with them - one or two pulls and within a minute they are silent and another two minutes they are trying to get away from you :)

Thanks for the cool sugar tip!!! Noted.

"How come you have DIAHBEETUS?" "Cuz I weedz too hard and fast and don't want to puke blind."

I always wondered does cannabis really lower blood sugar as I always thought that's what causes weed "ODs", but I never bothered to check it out. I doubt it does, otherwise it would be hailed as a cure for diabetes.

Not eating certainly fucks up your blood sugar. Stoners are known to forfeit things such as eating(bong hit instead of actual breakfeast etc). So the mixture of low blood sugar, low food intake, other drugs?, nicotine in your blend->head. Also fear is a key component. The brain fucks itself over as you enter a negative feedback loop of fear when you get a "bad trip" and/or are afraid of it. This negative loop mixed with the increased senations of the high can be scary when you're not used to it.

  On 4/1/2014 at 9:57 PM, th555 said:

Sounds like the USA is quickly getting ahead of the Netherlands when it comes to weed.

The Netherlands hasn't been progressive since the 70's. A new wave is surging though, but that's mostly on the sociological scale (immigrants and institutional racism and such)

  On 4/7/2014 at 3:26 PM, Phoenix said:

 

  On 4/1/2014 at 9:57 PM, th555 said:

Sounds like the USA is quickly getting ahead of the Netherlands when it comes to weed.

The Netherlands hasn't been progressive since the 70's. A new wave is surging though, but that's mostly on the sociological scale (immigrants and institutional racism and such)

 

Oh for fucks sake, that's what you said. Selective reading mang

I don't know any stoner who hits a bong and doesn't proceed to eat everything he sees.

^ i used to be like that when i was a greenhorn, but now i just don't allow myself to blame the drug for my own weakness. i eat less and enjoy it more.

Eating less is enjoyable but eating way more is way more enjoyable. When stoned, at least.

Until you wake up the next day feeling like shit from eating garbage. Nothing a good toke won't fix I suppose.

that's why you keep stuff like mixed nuts & dried fruit around for munchies. then you wake up and just take a huge shit and feel perfectly fine instead of lamenting eating 4 bags of funyuns the eve prior.

Oh you don't have to tell me. :) In my experience weed actually helps eat a good diet, it just takes getting used to. I form a stronger habit of cooking and eating quality food when I smoke regularly, and it doesn't hurt that getting high makes me feel like working out. Still haven't figured out why

Apparently 5-10% have a speedy/energetic reaction to marijuana, esp sativa dominant strains.

Eating and weed can be a somewhat dangerous combination. Like, for realz. Not so much cuz one might eat 17,000 calories of absolute garbage in one sitting, but moreso because it's possible to change your brain to associate hunger with weed directly. I got into the habit for many a moon, of eating ONLY after smoking. Every meal was preceded by da tokez. And then I decided to quit smoking for awhile, and guess what..... I COULD NOT EAT. Actually, I almost puked many times, just from trying to eat. I mean, I guess it's awesome if you're trying to be anorexic. ...I had to force myself to eat, but I had absolutely no appetite, despite not eating much for days. The withdrawal from smoking all day every day for months was so hard, that everything went weed-reverse. I was UP, could only sleep a few hours, no appetite-- actually it was like I was on crank.

After finally getting back "to normal", I realized I should never do that again. Beware of incorporating any substance into your body's natural mechanisms, or some crazy unwanted effects could be had from hard-coding that shit into your brain.

Buuuut I do miss ganj and ice cream.....

Hey peace 7, how easy is it to score buds over there in Japan? Also do you know where it comes from?

  On 4/8/2014 at 10:00 AM, peace 7 said:

Eating and weed can be a somewhat dangerous combination. Like, for realz. Not so much cuz one might eat 17,000 calories of absolute garbage in one sitting, but moreso because it's possible to change your brain to associate hunger with weed directly. I got into the habit for many a moon, of eating ONLY after smoking. Every meal was preceded by da tokez. And then I decided to quit smoking for awhile, and guess what..... I COULD NOT EAT. Actually, I almost puked many times, just from trying to eat. I mean, I guess it's awesome if you're trying to be anorexic. ...I had to force myself to eat, but I had absolutely no appetite, despite not eating much for days. The withdrawal from smoking all day every day for months was so hard, that everything went weed-reverse. I was UP, could only sleep a few hours, no appetite-- actually it was like I was on crank.

 

After finally getting back "to normal", I realized I should never do that again. Beware of incorporating any substance into your body's natural mechanisms, or some crazy unwanted effects could be had from hard-coding that shit into your brain.

 

Buuuut I do miss ganj and ice cream.....

How long did you do that only eating after having smoked thing before this happened?

It is a temptation to do that, but I reckon it can be avoided when you smoke only before SOME meals ... I mean, if you're totally sober and eat a sandwich, then eat another sandwich after having smoked some later on ... your body shouldn't make a connection other than "some sandwiches taste better than others" ... sounds logical? I'm not sure.