AMA about pizza

I went to Italy this Easter and ate pizza for lunch for 10 days straight. Good times..

Bill Cosby puts potato on pizza. I tried it once in middle school. 'Twas excellent, iirc ymmv.

Last year I loaded up a pizza with truffle spread. Also excellent.

Edited June 1, 2014 by doublename

I used to work in a pizza joint when I was in high school. We cooked up a bunch of ravioli, fettuccine, and other stuff, and slapped it on a pepperoni pizza. It was like someone taking their first hit of heroin.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 10:06 PM, Roksen Creek said:

Why do you people keep asking questions about pizzas when you know you're not going to get answers about pizzas?

 

To wonder about pizza is to find the path of the pizza. It's kind of a Taoist philosophy.

where is my pizza tag?

Is Turkish Pizza racist?

  On 6/1/2014 at 10:33 PM, Braintree said:

 

To wonder about pizza is to find the path of the pizza. It's kind of a Taoist philosophy.

Alright.

 

If a pizza falls in a forest, but there's no one there to eat it, is it still tasty?

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:03 PM, logakght said:

Most delicious pizza you have ever eaten.

 

The White Pizza from "Best Pizza" in Brooklyn.

So. Fucking. Delicious.

Three types of cheese (parmasan, ricotta, and mozarella), caramelized onions and basil. FUCK!

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:05 PM, AAAAh said:

wat do u think of the uk pizza chain pizza express????

 

I'm not from the UK, but judging from their website it looks like they serve pizza, so they're ok in my book.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:01 PM, Phonejack said:

how do i pizza

 

You put in mouf.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:05 PM, triachus said:

can you write me a profound analytical essay about this?

 

 

 

Pizza is extreme.

[...to be continued]

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:06 PM, MIXL2 said:

is pizza idm?

 

lol, no.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:09 PM, eugene said:

how is pizza formed ?

By the hands of Gods.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:16 PM, logakght said:

Have you ever had sex with a pizza?

 

Yes.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:20 PM, MIXL2 said:

how many pizzas do you need to change a lightbulb?

 

1

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:20 PM, Deer said:

but seriously, i feel guilty after eating pizza, like my body is telling me not to do that again.

 

Yeah, I feel guilty as well. I feel guilty about being near pizza, because pizza deserves better than me.

Whyd the pizza cross the road?

 

Cuz it was hand-tossed

  On 6/1/2014 at 10:33 PM, Braintree said:

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 10:06 PM, Roksen Creek said:

Why do you people keep asking questions about pizzas when you know you're not going to get answers about pizzas?

 

To wonder about pizza is to find the path of the pizza. It's kind of a Taoist philosophy.

 

A Taoist walks into a pizza restaurant and says "make me one with everything"

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:42 PM, Gocab said:

What is the origin of the swedish pizzasallad?

 

What the fuck is Swedish pizzasallad? I looked it up on Google Images and it looks like cabbage?

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:42 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSiLnWtjWp4

 

How does the pizza community feel about that video

 

I hate memes so I'm not gonna watch that video.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:42 PM, StephenG said:

Is it true? If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, are you gonna have a bad time?

 

You shouldn't french fry pizza.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:45 PM, Producer Snafu said:

if you had to choose one pizza topping to be served to you for the rest of your life, which topping would you choose?

 

Pepperoni or parma ham. Pepperoni for the average joe days and parma ham when you're feeling mighty fine and posh.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:48 PM, M360 said:

Would you eat pizza upside down if given the opportunity ?

 

Does putting two slices of pizza together count? If so, then I've done that on multiple occasions.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 8:26 PM, Phoenix said:

do you ever chew on your food and it goes a bit rough and then your jaw clicks and your ear cracks and you are in pain and you wonder what the hell happened?

 

No?

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 8:37 PM, kakapo said:

Have you ever eaten a pizza above your level?

 

Hmmm... Yeah, the first Brooklyn pizza i ever had was a bit above my level. i didn't know how big those pies were and let me tell you... they were big.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 8:37 PM, Braintree said:

If you drink a margarita and eat a margherita pizza, does time collapse?

 

Haha, I wouldn't know. I don't drink alcohol. But it might. I'm no rocket surgeon.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 9:52 PM, mokz said:

Have you tried the banana curry pizza?

 

No, I haven't. I should, but I haven't. I once saw a banana curry pizza with bearnaise sauce on it. What the fuck?

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 9:54 PM, doublename said:

Sicilian?

 

Square pizza is weird. Can't wrap my head around it.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 10:01 PM, NorthernFusion said:

I've just ordered pizza.

 

I love you.

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 10:01 PM, feltcher said:

Quattro Formaggio

 

YES!

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 10:09 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

I went to Italy this Easter and ate pizza for lunch for 10 days straight. Good times..

 

YES!!!

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 10:47 PM, Djeroek said:

Is Turkish Pizza racist?

 

Turkish pizza as in made by Turkish fellas or the actual pizza named "turkish pizza"?

  On 6/1/2014 at 11:05 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:42 PM, Gocab said:

 

What is the origin of the swedish pizzasallad?

What the fuck is Swedish pizzasallad? I looked it up on Google Images and it looks like cabbage?

Every place that serves pizza in Sweden automatically gives you this as a side dish to go with the pizza. It's some sort of pickled cabbage, I've never come across it anywhere else, but in Sweden it's obviously mandatory. Edited June 1, 2014 by Gocab

  On 6/1/2014 at 11:12 PM, Gocab said:

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 11:05 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:42 PM, Gocab said:

What is the origin of the swedish pizzasallad?

What the fuck is Swedish pizzasallad? I looked it up on Google Images and it looks like cabbage?

Every place that serves pizza in Sweden automatically gives you this as a side dish to go with the pizza. It's some sort of pickled cabbage, I've never come across it anywhere else, but in Sweden it's obviously mandatory.

Its disgusting

 

Why? Just why?

Edited June 1, 2014 by fiznuthian

  On 6/1/2014 at 11:23 PM, MIXL2 said:

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 11:12 PM, Gocab said:

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 11:05 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 6/1/2014 at 7:42 PM, Gocab said:

What is the origin of the swedish pizzasallad?

What the fuck is Swedish pizzasallad? I looked it up on Google Images and it looks like cabbage?

Every place that serves pizza in Sweden automatically gives you this as a side dish to go with the pizza. It's some sort of pickled cabbage, I've never come across it anywhere else, but in Sweden it's obviously mandatory.

Its disgusting

 

 

 

It looks like cole slaw?

 

Why the fuck would you...

 

Sweden is fucked, man.

Pizza pizza pizza?

  On 6/1/2014 at 11:43 PM, tec said:

Pizza pizza pizza?

 

Yes, YES, YES!!!!

How can I make a pizza that doesn't make me fall asleep afterwards?

have you ever tried a deep fried pizza?

  On 6/2/2014 at 12:07 AM, totemcrackerjack said:

How can I make a pizza that doesn't make me fall asleep afterwards?

 

Choose a light pizza. Also, add some vegetables to that fucker such as fresh tomatos. Fresh tomatos are fucking whack. And cool down on the meat.

 

  On 6/2/2014 at 12:08 AM, messiaen said:

have you ever tried a deep fried pizza?

 

 

 

Ew wtf?

mozeralla, burrata, or BOTH?

Edited June 2, 2014 by baph

Sorry to drop this sloppy turd on the thread, but meatza:

 

what's the most Lynchian pizza you've ever had and how pleasantly uncomfortable did it make you feel on a scale of 1 to badger?

 

btw fuck anchovies, yeah? tell me you hate anchovies, Squee.

Can I grow woman worthy man-boobs eating lots of pizza? Been feeling like a giant pussy lately and it's been on my mind that I might actually be a woman anyway.

when I feel like pizza, I dress up like the Cowboy and walk into the pizza shop and go like:

 

 

"there's sometimes a pizza. how many slices does a pizza have?"

"uh... sir, that depends on what size you or-"

"so let's just say I'm orderin' this pizza. and if you fix it with no anchovies, you can serve it to me."

how to look for pizza online??