AMA about pizza

  On 6/4/2014 at 10:40 PM, triachus said:

 

 

I've had a salami Oetker in the freezer for about a month. When i eventually do get round to eating it I will see that face.

Actually, just noticed a couple of those little Chicago Town ones that you can microwave, i'll probably have those first because they don't come with the emotional baggage of Oetker and his brood.

Is your top drawer full of cans?

Uh huh, i put them in there because there's no space in the fridge. I'm only gonna leave them there an hour or so. Get them nicely chilled, drink a couple then try and jam the rest in the fridge. It's a new cherry flavour I've never tried. It will probably be terrible.

Can't believe you'd go for a soggy microwaved Chi Town abomination over finest Tradizional Nazi Blend.

That is no first world solution.

Bonus points if you forgot to take the Pepsi out of the freezer and they exploded everywhere creating a cool sculpture. This is your design.

You're half right, i forgot about them and they froze and are currently thawing out on the kitchen table. I opened one and it was like spewing ice everywhere so i just put it in the sink and left the room.

The only good thing to come out of this is i don't need to try and jam them into the fridge.

  On 6/5/2014 at 9:47 PM, Schlitze said:

Uh huh, i put them in there because there's no space in the fridge. I'm only gonna leave them there an hour or so. Get them nicely chilled, drink a couple then try and jam the rest in the fridge. It's a new cherry flavour I've never tried. It will probably be terrible.

IDM can cooling trick: See how you have those lanes that are iced and shaped like the cans? If you roll a can on that for a couple minutes, the soda will become cold. Obviously, this works with beer, or any other can beverage. For fastest cooling, a can-perfect shape of ice lane is best. Just roll, roll, roll- COLD.

Cool runnings. Yeah, if you spin the can around a little all the coldness will be distributed equally instead of one side getting frozen. It's much like turning over your sausages in the grill.

Jamaican bobsled team, natch.

I wonder what frozen pizza is like if you eat it straight from the freezer.

cold

rest in pizza

Really fancy a pizza and Pepsi Max Cherry now. Fuck I hope they start doing that over here.

All I have is beer though, so beer it is.

  On 6/6/2014 at 4:52 AM, fenton said:

I wonder what frozen pizza is like if you eat it straight from the freezer.

Cold =(

Is it possible to submit a pizza instead of a dissertation and successfully obtain a phd therefrom and if so would the p stand for pizza?

  On 6/7/2014 at 6:29 PM, Alcofribas said:

Is it possible to submit a pizza instead of a dissertation and successfully obtain a phd therefrom and if so would the p stand for pizza?

only if the pizza is really long and has original recipe...

otherwise you're doing a disservice to those that actually pizza

lel

Pizza is for the proletariat, personally i prefer Crème brûlée galette des rois mousse au chocolat potée lorraine soupe au pistou daube provençale

Same here, but it's a bugger to order at a restaurant.

  On 6/7/2014 at 5:57 PM, spratters said:

Really fancy a pizza and Pepsi Max Cherry now. Fuck I hope they start doing that over here.

Contrary to popular belief, it is 'over here'.

If a pizza sits in a forest and there is no one there to eat it, is it still delicious?

if you like pizza so much why don't you just marry it lol