Star Wars Episode VII *MAJOR SPOILERS*

Best part of all Star Wars, and crewshal for stowree! Like podraze, so crewshal!

Why do you star war fans hate Lucas, didn't he like gave birth to the whole thing, its like hating your mom because she isn't as good as she used to.

  On 12/3/2015 at 12:31 PM, Deer said:

Why do you star war fans hate Lucas, didn't he like gave birth to the whole thing, its like hating your mom because she isn't as good as she used to.

No that's more like hating your mom because she starts to beat you up

  On 12/3/2015 at 12:50 PM, Perezvon said:

 

  On 12/3/2015 at 12:31 PM, Deer said:

Why do you star war fans hate Lucas, didn't he like gave birth to the whole thing, its like hating your mom because she isn't as good as she used to.

No that's more like hating your mom because she starts to beat you up

 

I think it is more...

You grew up in the suburbs, a beautiful small town, halcyon days... You lived with your mother and sister, your mother was a lot older than any of your friends mothers. And your sister? Well, she was always getting in trouble, but she could be a good kid. It wasn't the closest relationship, she was distant when ever you tied to get close, but you bonded over sci fi films. You'd watch them together in the evening when your sister would get back late, your mother never knew she would sneak out after dark, and you never told. A few years later your sister moved out east for school, she never visited much after that, it was just you and mum. She used to make the best apple pies using fruit from the tree out back.

A few weeks after your 16 birthday, your mother peacefully passes away. She leaves you a letter and a small sum of money for college... The letter, well, you are shocked to find out that that loving woman, was actually your grandmother... And your sisterrrrrrr, You can not accept this at first, but you come to trust your feelings, as they do you credit.

You end up living with your real mother after living with some relatives up north. Your sister finished grad school and now works for a blue chip company, she is a very successful lady, but cynical, too driven. Any warmth you felt is gone. She got married to a guy called Rick Mccallum, she controls him a lot, and you find him too cheerful, too agreeable. The house is fantastic, its big and you get almost everything that you could ever ask for, except that the oven in that big kitchen never once bakes a home made apple pie.

lol

Pretty interesting stuff in there, not just the theory itself (that everyone probably already has heard of)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5EU5kM2pX0

Re: body without organs post.

Solution, learn how to make apple pie. Next use your moms connections to get a start at a top restaurant.

Go go go.

hmmm....family connection?

  On 12/3/2015 at 3:48 PM, Rubin Farr said:

 

hmmm....family connection?

Would Kylo really be a Vader worshipper if he watched Episodes 1,2,3 & realized what a twat Anakin was?

  On 12/3/2015 at 2:10 PM, bodywithoutorgans said:

 

  On 12/3/2015 at 12:50 PM, Perezvon said:

 

  On 12/3/2015 at 12:31 PM, Deer said:

Why do you star war fans hate Lucas, didn't he like gave birth to the whole thing, its like hating your mom because she isn't as good as she used to.

No that's more like hating your mom because she starts to beat you up

I think it is more...

 

You grew up in the suburbs, a beautiful small town, halcyon days... You lived with your mother and sister, your mother was a lot older than any of your friends mothers. And your sister? Well, she was always getting in trouble, but she could be a good kid. It wasn't the closest relationship, she was distant when ever you tied to get close, but you bonded over sci fi films. You'd watch them together in the evening when your sister would get back late, your mother never knew she would sneak out after dark, and you never told. A few years later your sister moved out east for school, she never visited much after that, it was just you and mum. She used to make the best apple pies using fruit from the tree out back.

 

A few weeks after your 16 birthday, your mother peacefully passes away. She leaves you a letter and a small sum of money for college... The letter, well, you are shocked to find out that that loving woman, was actually your grandmother... And your sisterrrrrrr, You can not accept this at first, but you come to trust your feelings, as they do you credit.

 

You end up living with your real mother after living with some relatives up north. Your sister finished grad school and now works for a blue chip company, she is a very successful lady, but cynical, too driven. Any warmth you felt is gone. She got married to a guy called Rick Mccallum, she controls him a lot, and you find him too cheerful, too agreeable. The house is fantastic, its big and you get almost everything that you could ever ask for, except that the oven in that big kitchen never once bakes a home made apple pie.

  On 11/30/2015 at 9:56 PM, Gocab said:

 

  On 11/30/2015 at 8:52 PM, Friendly Foil said:

We don't know if he died or not, only that he disappeared. We know very little about The Force so I wouldn't count him out just yet.

 

And thank you auxien. Gives me hope.

What? He has a monologue on his deathbed and then closes his eyes and dies peacefully as Luke watches him, while the part of the score titled the death of yoda plays. I don't know man.

Yeah but the its Yoda and he makes money.

Look how TWD tricked us all into thinking Glen was dead then BAM! He's back, we never saw it coming

  On 12/3/2015 at 4:01 PM, olo said:

 

  On 12/3/2015 at 3:48 PM, Rubin Farr said:

 

hmmm....family connection?

Would Kylo really be a Vader worshipper if he watched Episodes 1,2,3 & realized what a twat Anakin was?

Lolo

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lol

  On 12/4/2015 at 4:39 PM, Friendly Foil said:

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  On 12/4/2015 at 5:25 PM, Perezvon said:

 

lol

Nuff said

  On 12/4/2015 at 5:58 PM, xox said:

 

  On 12/4/2015 at 5:25 PM, Perezvon said:

 

lol

Nuff said

sent using magic space waves

It's actually racist against chewie, but other than that order is restored to the force with the chinese poster, cause mutha fucking OG cast members, meng.

Captain Phasma survives EPVII, and has a bigger part in the next film, they might not even show her face in this one.

  On 12/3/2015 at 2:10 AM, bitroast said:

http://i.imgur.com/q6XzwCz.gifv

Warwick was Willow, and the motherfuckin Leprechaun!

Harrison Ford dropped on Twitter that Rey and Kylo Ren have a lightsaber battle. Maybe Finn doesn't make it out of this one alive, or maybe seriously injured?

  On 12/7/2015 at 3:18 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Harrison Ford dropped on Twitter that Rey and Kylo Ren have a lightsaber battle. Maybe Finn doesn't make it out of this one alive, or maybe seriously injured?

That, or he got Finn/Rey mixed up. I could see Finn, being inexperienced, getting his ass whooped and just as Ren is about to deal the killing blow, Rey jumps in with Luke's lightsaber and saves him, taking up the battle.

This is the most convincing trailer in detail analysis I have seen so far:

new trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfN-14LxTxY