Guess what the new shit is

It's gonna be an "Ask Richard's Kids Anything" isn't it...

Okay so:

Bass,

It will be of interest to people who enjoyed the Noyzelab interview,

It is a physical product,

It will (probably) increase server traffic (a lot)

It won't be a live thing (Joyrex said my reasoning was wrong)

So, in summary - I haven't got a clue.

RDJ + Squarepusher doing something cool isn't a bad shout.

I hope it's not "nyeh ha! we were steinvord all along! .... that is all"

I'm very curious person still

  On 11/17/2014 at 5:19 PM, progben said:

Okay so:

 

Bass,

It will be of interest to people who enjoyed the Noyzelab interview,

It is a physical product,

It will (probably) increase server traffic (a lot)

It won't be a live thing (Joyrex said my reasoning was wrong)

 

So, in summary - I haven't got a clue.

 

RDJ + Squarepusher doing something cool isn't a bad shout.

I hope it's not "nyeh ha! we were steinvord all along! .... that is all"

nice preliminary work there. i'd like to see a complete list of clues with citations, though this would be a pain. there are at least a dozen, most in this thread, some in the syro thead (i think starting around pg 294 or 296 there are a bunch, and at least one more a number of pages later (~320?) )

someone so inclined, pls, tia. you could go through this thread and the later pages of the syro thread doing a find for "joyrex" to locate his posts, that would cover the vast majority of them i think, though there may be a few elsewhere.

seems like something difficult to guess, a complete list of clues would be cool

  On 11/17/2014 at 5:45 PM, very honest said:

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 5:19 PM, progben said:

Okay so:

 

Bass,

It will be of interest to people who enjoyed the Noyzelab interview,

It is a physical product,

It will (probably) increase server traffic (a lot)

It won't be a live thing (Joyrex said my reasoning was wrong)

 

So, in summary - I haven't got a clue.

 

RDJ + Squarepusher doing something cool isn't a bad shout.

I hope it's not "nyeh ha! we were steinvord all along! .... that is all"

 

nice preliminary work there. i'd like to see a complete list of clues with citations, though this would be a pain. there are at least a dozen, most in this thread, some in the syro thead (i think starting around pg 294 or 296 there are a bunch, and at least one more a number of pages later (~320?) )

 

someone so inclined, pls, tia. you could go through this thread and the later pages of the syro thread doing a find for "joyrex" to locate his posts, that would cover the vast majority of them i think, though there may be a few elsewhere.

 

seems like something difficult to guess, a complete list of clues would be cool

 

Thanks! Just thought I'd get a rough idea together

I have to part from my computer/mobile devices for a while now but if someone else wants to take up the mantle in my absence then go ahead

FACT: Not all information is accurate.

FACT: Information is accurate, depending on perspective.

FACT: photos, cataloging, boxing, shipping.

Money will change hands.

Drukqs vinyl reissue?

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1. drukqs vinyl reissue with signed nude photo of rdj straddlin' a disklavier

2. AFX signature fender stratocaster

3. a DAT tape featuring hundreds of unreleased tunes, wiped before being sent out

4. a cd-r of 128kbps aphex fakes and weird al yankovic songs downloaded from napster circa 2001

5.

please be vinyl of some sort!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:07 PM, FinePrimitiveSounds said:

Drukqs vinyl reissue?

 

 

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  On 11/17/2014 at 6:07 PM, Cheeez said:

1. drukqs vinyl reissue with signed nude photo of rdj straddlin' a disklavier

2. AFX signature fender stratocaster

3. a DAT tape featuring hundreds of unreleased tunes, wiped before being sent out

4. a cd-r of 128kbps aphex fakes and weird al yankovic songs downloaded from napster circa 2001

5.

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:17 PM, Friendly Stranger said:

please be vinyl of some sort!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How would that involve WATMM in any way ?

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:35 PM, Perezvon said:

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:07 PM, FinePrimitiveSounds said:

Drukqs vinyl reissue?

 

 

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  On 11/17/2014 at 6:07 PM, Cheeez said:

1. drukqs vinyl reissue with signed nude photo of rdj straddlin' a disklavier

2. AFX signature fender stratocaster

3. a DAT tape featuring hundreds of unreleased tunes, wiped before being sent out

4. a cd-r of 128kbps aphex fakes and weird al yankovic songs downloaded from napster circa 2001

5.

 

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:17 PM, Friendly Stranger said:

please be vinyl of some sort!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How would that involve WATMM in any way ?

 

How would anything else

crowdfunded vinyl pressing

maybe it's a book of studio photos + tasteful nudes + combination of the two

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:45 PM, Friendly Stranger said:

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:35 PM, Perezvon said:

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:07 PM, FinePrimitiveSounds said:

Drukqs vinyl reissue?

 

 

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:07 PM, Cheeez said:

1. drukqs vinyl reissue with signed nude photo of rdj straddlin' a disklavier

2. AFX signature fender stratocaster

3. a DAT tape featuring hundreds of unreleased tunes, wiped before being sent out

4. a cd-r of 128kbps aphex fakes and weird al yankovic songs downloaded from napster circa 2001

5.

 

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:17 PM, Friendly Stranger said:

please be vinyl of some sort!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How would that involve WATMM in any way ?

 

 

 

How would anything else

 

The live thingie and the AMA people mentioned earlier, although not being the new shit, would actually have involved WATMM. You know, something that would need the server upgrade Joyrex did.

i reaaaaally hope it doesnt turn out to be a garagesale where aphex sells his gear at hyped up prices in accordance with the hype leading up to the sale. i dont want to have to burn all my aphex albums

  On 11/17/2014 at 8:15 PM, MisterE said:

i reaaaaally hope it doesnt turn out to be a garagesale where aphex sells his gear at hyped up prices in accordance with the hype leading up to the sale. i dont want to have to burn all my aphex albums

Joyrex has already shot that theory down, you can sleep soundly

Aphex logo burger patties and spinning rims (not sold separately)

Aphex Twin Christmas Album for sure

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:02 PM, Joyrex said:

FACT: Not all information is accurate.

FACT: Information is accurate, depending on perspective.

FACT: photos, cataloging, boxing, shipping.

boxing.. shipping.. mmmmmm

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:02 PM, Joyrex said:

FACT: Not all information is accurate.

FACT: Information is accurate, depending on perspective.

FACT: photos, cataloging, boxing, shipping.

aphex twin action figures?

  On 11/17/2014 at 9:57 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:02 PM, Joyrex said:

FACT: Not all information is accurate.

FACT: Information is accurate, depending on perspective.

FACT: photos, cataloging, boxing, shipping.

aphex twin action figures?

 

bobbleheads or nothing

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:02 PM, Joyrex said:

 

cataloging

old tunes?

Studio Pics and gear porn pics

vhs tapes of rdj naked on shrooms locked in his basement with the badgermin

a

did that rephlex book/discog ever come out? Maybe its something similar that comes with cd/vinyl of tunes from the back catalogue.

extensive gear photos/details including details on how to build ye old aphex bass synth

a badger

plus a stream of da man fingering his klobber

and those a/v mixes he mentioned in noyzelab