Guess what the new shit is

the badgerbox mk2

is the new 303

  On 11/17/2014 at 10:05 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 9:57 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:02 PM, Joyrex said:

FACT: Not all information is accurate.

FACT: Information is accurate, depending on perspective.

FACT: photos, cataloging, boxing, shipping.

aphex twin action figures?

 

bobbleheads or nothing

 

Pull-string Richard toy that blurts out modular synth experiments and phrases such as "lush" and "tighter than a gnat's vag"

  On 11/17/2014 at 9:16 PM, Vaaler9 said:

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:02 PM, Joyrex said:

FACT: Not all information is accurate.

FACT: Information is accurate, depending on perspective.

FACT: photos, cataloging, boxing, shipping.

 

boxing.. shipping.. mmmmmm

 

oh, i thought that was a joke joyrex was quoting.

1. information is not accurate

2. information is accurate

3. ham steak proposition ballot

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:05 PM, psn said:

Money will change hands.

No!

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:07 PM, FinePrimitiveSounds said:

Drukqs vinyl reissue?

 

 

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

No!

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:17 PM, Friendly Stranger said:

please be vinyl of some sort!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No!

  On 11/17/2014 at 7:38 PM, Cheeez said:

crowdfunded vinyl pressing

maybe it's a book of studio photos + tasteful nudes + combination of the two

No!

  On 11/17/2014 at 8:15 PM, MisterE said:

i reaaaaally hope it doesnt turn out to be a garagesale where aphex sells his gear at hyped up prices in accordance with the hype leading up to the sale. i dont want to have to burn all my aphex albums

Oh, hell no - Richard isn't like that at all. Shame on you for thinking that.

  On 11/17/2014 at 8:35 PM, Candiru said:

Aphex logo burger patties and spinning rims (not sold separately)

Tasty, but no!

  On 11/17/2014 at 11:59 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:05 PM, psn said:

  On 11/17/2014 at 8:35 PM, Candiru said:

Aphex logo burger patties and spinning rims (not sold separately)

Tasty, but no!

 

Haha, I bet RDJ is vegan

  On 11/18/2014 at 12:14 AM, borys said:

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 11:59 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:05 PM, psn said:

  On 11/17/2014 at 8:35 PM, Candiru said:

Aphex logo burger patties and spinning rims (not sold separately)

Tasty, but no!

 

Haha, I bet RDJ is vegan

 

Hahahaha, brilliant. JR is really taking the hyping/trolling/whatever this is to a new level here. Keep the hints coming!

this is 2much4me

Vegan recipe book?

  On 11/18/2014 at 2:46 AM, PhonicBoyOnDope said:

 

  On 11/18/2014 at 12:14 AM, borys said:

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 11:59 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:05 PM, psn said:

  On 11/17/2014 at 8:35 PM, Candiru said:

Aphex logo burger patties and spinning rims (not sold separately)

Tasty, but no!

 

Haha, I bet RDJ is vegan

 

 

Haha very good find. Quorn isn't vegan though, it has egg in it.

  On 11/18/2014 at 9:35 AM, borys said:

 

  On 11/18/2014 at 2:46 AM, PhonicBoyOnDope said:

 

  On 11/18/2014 at 12:14 AM, borys said:

 

  On 11/17/2014 at 11:59 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 11/17/2014 at 6:05 PM, psn said:

  On 11/17/2014 at 8:35 PM, Candiru said:

Aphex logo burger patties and spinning rims (not sold separately)

Tasty, but no!

 

Haha, I bet RDJ is vegan

 

 

Haha very good find. Quorn isn't vegan though, it has egg in it.

 

ah that. i though joke was vegans dont swet

Melodies From Mars 3x CD's

With a exclusive MFM-Manual (4x Cds for Japan only)

Will the "new thing" released in 2014 ?

there should be something on xmass eve, i just feel it

Some actual aphex acid

  On 11/18/2014 at 11:14 AM, cern said:

Melodies From Mars 3x CD's

With a exclusive MFM-Manual (4x Cds for Japan only)

i sincerely hope you are right!!!

Richard, in accordance with Warp & HGTV, films exclusive watmm live stream of "How to synth proof your home, your bank & your tank"

Is it an Aphex Christmas calendar? HAT robot interpretation of a different track behind each door.

Well, after years of constant lurking, i've decided to finally sign up to the WATMM ranks
Just getting so excited after the Joyrex Tape, Caustic Window album, Syro, Syrobonkers Trax, and STILL more new shit to come!!!
I just had to get involved

humm, physical GEAR + shipping, but no money changing hands... Im guessing an Aphex Gear Giveaway Raffle of some kind... the Syro special edition box thingy was a raffle, so it makes sense. The raffle would then be entered through WATMM, which explains that involvement. Not sure where Warp comes in though...

(Unless there are tracks on these physical thingys, and Warp hold the rights? Maybe a speculation too far there...)

I was hoping for more music, even if we have been gorged recently. Still praying for a second album soon. Something a bit more chaotic . Looking forward to this GEAR thing dropping though!!! The Suspensssseeeee!!!!!!

  On 11/18/2014 at 2:42 PM, RupturedSouls said:

I was hoping for more music, even if we have been gorged recently. Still praying for a second album soon. Something a bit more chaotic . Looking forward to this GEAR thing dropping though!!! The Suspensssseeeee!!!!!!

Pretty sure there's new material coming very soon but that'd be just a WARP thing without having WATMM involved.

It surprises me how JR says that money won't change hands...A free thing just for us WATMMers ? That'd be neat

  On 11/18/2014 at 8:37 AM, Gocab said:

Vegan recipe book?

that would legitimately excite me ha. Aphexian Vegan Recipes

  On 11/18/2014 at 3:08 PM, Vaaler9 said:

 

  On 11/18/2014 at 8:37 AM, Gocab said:

Vegan recipe book?

that would legitimately excite me ha. Aphexian Vegan Recipes

 

Richard Davud James : My Perfect Rhubarb Pie Recipe

squarepusher has been using pneumatic devices too. maybe they'll get together for something like that.

  On 11/18/2014 at 3:33 PM, marf said:

squarepusher has been using pneumatic devices too. maybe they'll get together for something like that.

free pneumatic devices for everybody?

that'd be quite neat.

  On 11/18/2014 at 12:14 AM, borys said:

Haha, I bet RDJ is vegan

  On 11/18/2014 at 8:37 AM, Gocab said:

Vegan recipe book?

  On 11/18/2014 at 3:08 PM, Vaaler9 said:

Aphexian Vegan Recipes

 

 

 

 

  On 11/18/2014 at 3:13 PM, StocKo said:

Richard Davud James : My Perfect Rhubarb Pie Recipe

 

Got it.