How does the World view America these days?

Dr Pepper not included. smdh

  On 4/16/2020 at 10:58 PM, cwmbrancity said:

  On 4/16/2020 at 8:45 PM, Nebraska said:

our supermarkets are always looking out for their associates

 

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For a dollar it had better be Diet Coke 

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"It's like West Wing on crack."

did y'all know that 360,000 Americans die in swimming pools every year? 360,000!!!!

wait, what? at least that's what stupid ass doctor phil says:

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dr-phils-argument-for-reopening-the-economy-we-dont-shut-down-the-country-for-car-accidents-and-swimming-pool-deaths-2020-04-17

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“The fact of the matter is we have people dying, 45,000 people a year die from automobile accidents, 480,000 from cigarettes, 360,000 a year from swimming pools, but we don’t shut the country down for that.”

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  On 4/17/2020 at 7:00 PM, zero said:

did y'all know that 360,000 Americans die in swimming pools every year? 360,000!!!!

wait, what? at least that's what stupid ass doctor phil says:

that "stupid ass doctor phil" got his ass handed to him by american philosopher and dissident ava on his own show whilst discussing covid-19

To all sane americans: please leave the country while you still safely can. The US seems to be in a regressive state. Evolution seems to be moving in the opposite direction for the moment. Please wait outside the country until Darwin has sorted this temporary glitch out. After all the evolutionary waste has been taken care of, you may return safely.

I think the US should just split into 2 countries, since, y'know, that's worked out so well for those other places 

We could name them The United States of Sanity and Trumpzania. The test to determine "sane" could be one question - do you watch fox news?

washington, oregon, northern california, BC, 

CASCADIA 

https://www.cascadianow.org

https://zapatopi.net/cascadia/

https://zapatopi.net/bsa/militia/

main street OC represent!!!

some leadership from the president would be nice right about now but i guess his 'leadership' is what's stoking this insanity. 

yeah, or worse, the great leader is in sync with his country. (a positive feedback loop!!! noooooooooooooo)

The US has gone into lockdown

The rest of the world cheers and applies for it to be extended. Including the missiles and drones.

  On 4/17/2020 at 11:20 PM, ignatius said:

washington, oregon, northern california, BC, 

CASCADIA 

https://www.cascadianow.org

https://zapatopi.net/cascadia/

https://zapatopi.net/bsa/militia/

 

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I noticed a Doug Flag in my neighborhood yesterday and my heart swelled with patriotism

  On 4/18/2020 at 3:38 PM, bendish said:

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Perfectly reasonable. Dear mister president, stop their lockdown.

O, and before I forget: also tell them they're not allowed access to hospitals when they do get sick. God gave them an immune system for a reason!

  On 4/18/2020 at 5:04 PM, goDel said:

Perfectly reasonable. Dear mister president, stop their lockdown.

O, and before I forget: also tell them they're not allowed access to hospitals when they do get sick. God gave them an immune system for a reason!

mAyBe GoD cReAtEd tHe cOrOnA ViRuS fOr A rEAsOn tOo

  On 4/18/2020 at 4:04 PM, sweepstakes said:

I noticed a Doug Flag in my neighborhood yesterday and my heart swelled with patriotism

 

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If Alaska doesn't secede, then count me the fuck in

operation lockdown denver is underway.  somebody get those dumbass healthcare workers out of the way so people can exercise their right to freedom

Big vehicle with 15MPG engine, check
Overweight and middle-aged, check
Ugly flag motif clothing, check
Tacky bleached hairstyle, check
Yelling at silent people, check
Getting pissed off at people who have science on their side, check

  On 4/20/2020 at 4:44 AM, sweepstakes said:

Big vehicle with 15MPG engine, check
Overweight and middle-aged, check
Ugly flag motif clothing, check
Tacky bleached hairstyle, check
Yelling at silent people, check
Getting pissed off at people who have science on their side, check

Rubber testicles hanging from back of pickup, check

  On 4/20/2020 at 4:08 AM, Nebraska said:

 

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Dude at 0:08 trying to kill that protesting nurse guy by touching him on the arm?

Really good opinion piece in The Atlantic:

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/06/underlying-conditions/610261/

  On 4/20/2020 at 2:17 AM, Nebraska said:

operation lockdown denver is underway.  somebody get those dumbass healthcare workers out of the way so people can exercise their right to freedom

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USA shouldn't let non-olympic athletes wear USA jerseys

  On 4/20/2020 at 7:28 PM, ignatius said:

USA shouldn't let non-olympic athletes wear USA jerseys

She's on the national eating team.

  On 4/17/2020 at 11:20 PM, ignatius said:

washington, oregon, northern california, BC, 

CASCADIA 

https://www.cascadianow.org

https://zapatopi.net/cascadia/

https://zapatopi.net/bsa/militia/

 

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Better idea - y'all can join Canada. That means you'll have to give up most of your guns (looking at you, weird parts of Oregon and Washington St.). I like BC too much to let it go to a separate nation.