What's wrong with Florida?

  On 5/11/2017 at 9:23 PM, BoomTssPhace said:

 

  On 5/11/2017 at 5:04 PM, Nebraska said:

teen body slams a 68 woman then throws her in the pool with her dogs

 

i really hope this woman gets a gofundme or something so people can contribute to get her out of where she is. no elderly person should be treated like this

Fucking heart-breaking, eyes actually watered up. I think cause i see my mom in her :( poor lady, and poor pups :( :( not sure what escalated to that, but i'm confident in saying there is no possible justification for what he did

 

At least she appeared ok when they were talking to her but still...

 

... :(

 

what a POS

A white supremacist is being accused of fatally shooting his two neo-Nazi roommates after they objected to his decision to convert to Islam.

lol

  On 5/23/2017 at 12:38 AM, azatoth said:

A white supremacist is being accused of fatally shooting his two neo-Nazi roommates after they objected to his decision to convert to Islam.

 

lol

once a nazi... 

  On 5/11/2017 at 9:32 PM, Auditor said:

Just found out a dude I went to middle school with was found in the trunk of a car in an apartment complex parking lot. Beaten to death with a hammer. 

Heavy, were there any news stories posted about it?

On the plus side for once, a sinkhole opened up in front of Trump's Mar A Lago, so Florida ain't all bad!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/05/22/sinkhole-forms-in-front-of-mar-a-lago-metaphors-pour-in/?utm_term=.fdb40c5fef1e

  On 5/31/2017 at 8:43 AM, Rubin Farr said:

Florida strip club closed bc of fried shrimp diharrea outbreak. The part about a stripper shitting on stage makes me suspect bullshit, I mean stripper shit.

 

http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/florida-strip-club-closes-due-to-an-insane-amount-of-fried-shrimp-induced-diarrhea/?_branch_match_id=398352868748487005

Confirmed fake, carry on.

3 cannibals arrested in Vernal Heights, while listening to Enya:

http://themiamigazette.com/cannibals-arrested-florida-claim-eating-human-flesh-cures-diabetes-depression/

  On 6/4/2017 at 8:12 AM, Rubin Farr said:

3 cannibals arrested in Vernal Heights, while listening to Enya:

 

http://themiamigazette.com/cannibals-arrested-florida-claim-eating-human-flesh-cures-diabetes-depression/

The Celts makes me thirst for the living too.

  On 6/5/2017 at 3:09 AM, ladalaika said:

 

  On 6/4/2017 at 8:12 AM, Rubin Farr said:

3 cannibals arrested in Vernal Heights, while listening to Enya:

 

http://themiamigazette.com/cannibals-arrested-florida-claim-eating-human-flesh-cures-diabetes-depression/

The Celts makes me thirst for the living too.

Top answer.

Also those mugshots are the reason stereotypes exist.

  On 6/5/2017 at 3:21 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 6/5/2017 at 3:09 AM, ladalaika said:

 

  On 6/4/2017 at 8:12 AM, Rubin Farr said:

3 cannibals arrested in Vernal Heights, while listening to Enya:

 

http://themiamigazette.com/cannibals-arrested-florida-claim-eating-human-flesh-cures-diabetes-depression/

The Celts makes me thirst for the living too.

Top answer.

 

Also those mugshots are the reason stereotypes exist.

 

They probly washed down their homeless feast with a meth sundae and a lemon party.

Unfortunately, it increases both appetite and insanity.

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nothing could be heard over the sound a stereo inside the house repeatedly playing the same song, which was later identified as – Enya’s ‘Who Can Say’.

Sometimes the memes just write themselves

Apparently, it's a hoax according to Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/cannibals-arrested-florida/

My folks just got back from a vacation in Florida, my dad informed me there was a shootout a couple blocks down from the hotel the first night they were there... he said other than that the vacation was decent though.

  On 6/7/2017 at 11:19 PM, Braintree said:

Apparently, it's a hoax according to Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/cannibals-arrested-florida/

i've seen the pics of those guys before.. in their individual stories about whatever alleged crimes they were charged with but them being canibals made enough sense... enya.. yeah.. it all fits. 

  On 6/7/2017 at 1:31 AM, Braintree said:

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Unfortunately, it increases both appetite and insanity.

middle guy so wants to be Manson

Today marks a year since

maybe take a lil moment to reflect on who you love and who loves you

Damn, they caught old "BX Alpha"

Who needs a safety switch?

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say

Lol that happened about 10 minutes from my apartment.

Never a dull day in the FLA

Cedrick Jelqs

What they say about old Flory

"I am absolutely convinced that Florida will become the most exciting place in the world to live and work."

-Rick Scott

"We are not exposed to ice much in Florida."

-Brittany Bowe

"I like Florida. Everything is in the 80's. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's."

-George Carlin

"Florida is a place of unparalleled diversity of backgrounds, experiences and vision. It makes our culture unique, but it can also make it difficult to define a common identity and create a sense of community that reaches beyond our neighborhoods to all corners of our state."

-Jeb Bush

"I couldn't adjust to the racism in Florida."

-Sidney Poitier

"Florida is a very healing place."

-Burt Reynolds

  On 7/3/2017 at 3:34 PM, Auditor said:

Who needs a safety switch?

 

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say

The related news stories for that are equally as amusing.

Well done all around Orlando.

  On 7/3/2017 at 4:06 PM, usagi said:

Cedrick Jelqs

lol

Must be working if the whole thing wasn't shot off.