What's wrong with Florida?

Yeeeeshhhh that's some special kind of florida fucked up eh?

Is 'handing in' a phrase yet?

  On 9/18/2015 at 2:31 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 9/18/2015 at 12:16 AM, Alcofribas said:

 

  On 8/20/2015 at 12:28 AM, Rubin Farr said:

Couple kept 13 year old girl prisoner as sex slave for 8 years in their home.

 

http://abc13.com/news/florida-couple-accused-of-turning-girl-13-into-sex-slave/924686/

i don't get these stories. why can't people just get everyday normal slaves? it's the height of decadence to have a slave dedicated to sex alone imo

 

 

alco pls

 

how did they keep her from getting older than 13 for 8 years?

That's some Eli Roth movie plot in that court document. Wow.

Even their consensual sex sounds like a punishment.

More like FLOLida

Or Floridumb

it's pronounced Flo-Rida

So can we call that gross fisting murder "handing in" or what?

Keep em' coming

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/10/13/police-shocked-by-crime-florida-woman-live-streams-i-hadnt-seen-anything-like-this-before/

^i guess her floridian stupidity disease helped her out in the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHStRuiR_j8

^^ full video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQe8QA5Dmcg

I hate drunk driving with a deep, Spanish gypsy-style passion

I know so many people who do it, and who are completely blasé about it

Month ago a drunk dude smashed into a rock my girlfriend was sitting on

(Then he "parked" his car and fell asleep...no joke)

It's really a joke to a lot of people

And it's really one of those 'banality of evil' things

Knew a guy with like 4 DUI's

He would sorta laugh about it

Then one day he drifted into oncoming traffic

Killed a teenager

No jail time or anything

But he did become this empty husk of a person

Just vacant in the eyes

There was this Freakonomics podcast

About the best way to get away with murder

(Or the least costly as far as time, money, jail time, etc)

Anyway, the conclusion was clearly 'hit them with your car'

This is one of society's blind spots (so to speak)

And I'll be glad when things change

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it's become a trend, nothing is inherently wrong with florida. we as a people have decided to turn it into a scapegoat for problems that occur on a mass scale. it's an easy dick-shaped target for ambivalence, hate, and dank memes. "florida man" articles get clicks and get shared, hence writers using it as much as possible and searching long and hard for these stories, even fabricating them, adding story-lines that referece internet culture, specifically tailoring them towards the shitstorm of memes and trends that rules the internet. duhhh

nope. florida really is a special place.

http://www.news965.com/news/news/local/florida-man-and-goateed-wife-arrested-abusing-moth/nn3DG/

with special people.

seriously though

stop contributing to the shitstorm

ok

If we could just kick David Miscavige out, that would be a start LOL. He really is a fucking lunatic.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/10/14/ex-scientologists-david-miscavige-is-a-terrorist.html

  On 10/14/2015 at 10:58 PM, Kilgore Trout said:

ok

thank u

  On 10/14/2015 at 11:08 PM, Rubin Farr said:

If we could just kick David Miscavige out, that would be a start LOL. He really is a fucking lunatic.

 

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/10/14/ex-scientologists-david-miscavige-is-a-terrorist.html

How would that help Florida?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF-5QnFGI1c

FL stripper drama...

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/10/zola-twitter-insane-epic-story

i grew up in miami in the 70s-80s-90s.

everything you've heard about florida.. it's all true!

  On 10/29/2015 at 1:05 AM, ignatius said:

i grew up in miami in the 70s-80s-90s.

so basically, the cocaine cowboy years. must've been fun

http://www.chron.com/news/us-world/article/Police-Florida-man-kills-bicyclist-in-6686852.php

Clearly the cyclists fault. I don't even have to read the story. heh.