What's wrong with Florida?

As far as I'm concerned anyone dumb enough to buy those tickets deserved what they got.

  On 4/6/2015 at 7:33 AM, Nebraska said:

 

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Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and youre in.

http://jacksonville.suntimes.com/jax-news/7/115/146332/couple-arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven/

 

=> http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp

source: http://stuppid.com/

Jacksonville <3

  On 4/6/2015 at 10:56 AM, triachus said:

 

  On 4/6/2015 at 7:33 AM, Nebraska said:

 

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Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and youre in.

http://jacksonville.suntimes.com/jax-news/7/115/146332/couple-arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven/

 

 

=> http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp

 

source: http://stuppid.com/

 

welp, considering the story supposedly happened in florida, i'm sure it's still true

Gainesville PD are using Armored Personnel Carriers to do traffic stops, all while dressed in camouflage, and brandishing machine guns, WTF?

"... the other reason that you're being stopped is because it appeared as though the young lady was giving you fellatio while you were driving, so we're also going to investigate that"

i'd be really curious how you investigate something like that. do you swab the lips of the accused fellator for semen residue?

out of curiosity, is there an explicit law forbidding road head?

  On 4/14/2015 at 3:57 AM, usagi said:

out of curiosity, is there an explicit law forbidding road head?

i'm guessing part of it falls under the public indecency law, but a big part of it could be against endangering road safety due to being distracted from the fellatio whilst attempting to abide by regional traffic code

While the hardware the Gainsville PD were equipped with seemed excessive, and the circumstances under which they made the stop are equally ridiculous, at least they let the dude off with a warning. Prior military background may have something to do with it.

But this thread pertains to Florida specifically, which is a wacko state.

For grievances regarding the country as a whole, see http://forum.watmm.com/topic/86083-how-does-the-world-view-america-these-days/page-17

  On 4/14/2015 at 8:54 AM, ambermonk said:

But this thread pertains to Florida specifically, which is a wacko state.

 

For grievances regarding the country as a whole, see http://forum.watmm.com/topic/86083-how-does-the-world-view-america-these-days/page-17

love how nonchalant you sound here haha

I just played a bloke in an online game who was apparently from northern florida who soon claimed his controller wasn't working and basically rage quit as I was beating him. the plot thickens

Old man pretending to be a cop pulls over two real cops, gets arrested duhhhh

http://gawker.com/fake-cop-pulls-over-real-cops-gets-taken-to-real-jail-1697610111

Man gets kicked out of bar, comes back with gasoline and lights bouncer on fire.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/video/man-kicked-florida-bar-lights-121529294.html

  On 4/14/2015 at 3:21 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Old man pretending to be a cop pulls over two real cops, gets arrested duhhhh

 

http://gawker.com/fake-cop-pulls-over-real-cops-gets-taken-to-real-jail-1697610111

What a stupid old bastard. Theres not much defence for the old cock blocker unless he tells the court he'd viewed repeated viewings of Nate Dawg T Phillips' seminal magnus opus Extropy: Speedhack and the biomechanics of life merged him into his Crown Victoria at which point he went a little T-1000. That's his only chance of getting bail.

Is it just me or does Tito Watts look like a Martian

Dumbass high on flakka tries to fuck a tree.

http://gawker.com/naked-flakka-freak-who-calls-himself-god-fights-cop-fu-1698006931

If, like me, you're wondering what flakka is (I know, I'm old), a very interesting website here: http://dosemakespoison.blogspot.ca/2015/04/on-flakka-gravel-and-alpha-pvp.html

A girl I went to school with (in Maine) was murdered in FLOLida. Apparently she fell in with some bad people...

Sorry to hear that.

Murder lol

...anyway...she was a kind, thoughtful person and she will be dearly missed lol

I knew there was a reason Florida was shaped like a dong. In terms of general societal dysfunction, that is.

  On 4/16/2015 at 8:45 PM, spratters said:

Sorry to hear that.

At least she died doing what loved

oh wow:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/262792039/Fuck-This-Court

http://www.vice.com/read/florida-woman-writes-amazing-notice-to-judge-fuck-this-court-and-everything-that-it-stands-for-129

Florida, wow

So since she's not an attorney, or even an intelligent person, it basically got filed to the internet. Clown.

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