What's wrong with Florida?

A snowbird recently described southern Florida to me as "where you go when you're done with thinking"

Good description of Florida peace. Having loved here off and on for 25ish years I'd say that's pretty accurate. My wife and I recently vacationed in Sarasota and it's pretty much like that. We stayed on Lido Beach and it was like some kind of vaporwave paradise. Very surreal.

real authentic vaporwave heaven, new ironic tourist spot.

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LOL

fucking sea turtle people, YER GOIN' DOWN

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Oh Zimmer man. Never change brah.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/08/18/facing-legal-bills-muslim-free-gun-shop-teams-with-george-zimmerman-to-sell-confederate-flag-prints/

edit: *mind-numbing intensifies*

  On 8/18/2015 at 7:27 PM, olo said:

Oh Zimmer man. Never change brah.

 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/08/18/facing-legal-bills-muslim-free-gun-shop-teams-with-george-zimmerman-to-sell-confederate-flag-prints/

 

"buying one of the numbered prints online for $50 automatically enters the purchaser in a raffle to win the original confederate flag painting. a statement on florida gun supply's website speculates the original painting could be worth up to $100,000, which is the price zimmerman's last painting sold for on eBay."

capitalism at it's best. if one guy gets away with selling potatoes with custom greetings, then it's a free for all. can't flim flam the zim zam

  On 8/19/2015 at 12:55 AM, Nebraska said:

 

  On 8/18/2015 at 7:27 PM, olo said:

Oh Zimmer man. Never change brah.

 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/08/18/facing-legal-bills-muslim-free-gun-shop-teams-with-george-zimmerman-to-sell-confederate-flag-prints/

 

 

"buying one of the numbered prints online for $50 automatically enters the purchaser in a raffle to win the original confederate flag painting. a statement on florida gun supply's website speculates the original painting could be worth up to $100,000, which is the price zimmerman's last painting sold for on eBay."

 

capitalism at it's best. if one guy gets away with selling potatoes with custom greetings, then it's a free for all. can't flim flam the zim zam

 

Solid business model innit.

Couple kept 13 year old girl prisoner as sex slave for 8 years in their home.

http://abc13.com/news/florida-couple-accused-of-turning-girl-13-into-sex-slave/924686/

Those stories are weirdly, upsettingly common.

Wow, those two girls who stole money from the girlscout are... heroes of stoicism.

pretty accurate:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/police-find-3-700-knives-satanic-shrine-florida-home-article-1.2364027

  On 9/17/2015 at 7:20 PM, olo said:

pretty accurate:

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/police-find-3-700-knives-satanic-shrine-florida-home-article-1.2364027

 

New Satanstornade album cover?

or Carpenter Brut

  On 8/20/2015 at 12:28 AM, Rubin Farr said:

Couple kept 13 year old girl prisoner as sex slave for 8 years in their home.

 

http://abc13.com/news/florida-couple-accused-of-turning-girl-13-into-sex-slave/924686/

i don't get these stories. why can't people just get everyday normal slaves? it's the height of decadence to have a slave dedicated to sex alone imo

  On 9/18/2015 at 12:16 AM, Alcofribas said:

 

  On 8/20/2015 at 12:28 AM, Rubin Farr said:

Couple kept 13 year old girl prisoner as sex slave for 8 years in their home.

 

http://abc13.com/news/florida-couple-accused-of-turning-girl-13-into-sex-slave/924686/

i don't get these stories. why can't people just get everyday normal slaves? it's the height of decadence to have a slave dedicated to sex alone imo

 

alco pls

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http://dangerousminds.net/comments/florida_man

^^ blast from teh past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rtEZMl0r4E

what's NOT wrong with Florida? fucking embarrassing.

http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/publix-brawl-chicken-wings-slur/2015/09/25/id/693236/

http://documents.gawker.com/arrest-report-for-sunrise-florida-disembowelment-incid-1732402099

nope.

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nopen ope noepnoep noepn eoneop ne onpeoneop nepoenoen epon eopneopn nope

jesusfuckingchrist

can we get a witness warning