Funny Pictures 2015 (aka Funny Pictures Part 3)

  On 5/29/2015 at 7:42 PM, baph said:

Now that's tacticool.

  On 5/30/2015 at 8:00 PM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 5/29/2015 at 2:09 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

 

it's a clever observation, but camo isn't supposed to be 'invisible', just supposed to blend into the shrubbery. there is no shrubbery on a clothes rack in a kmart.

 

One time I shit my pants at K-Mart, and when I was walking to the car in the parking lot, poopoo dumplings rolled out of my jeans leg. I also pissed on a towel there a different time. About 20 years later, I actually designed some bags and shirts that were sold in K-Mart and very successful.

 

Moral of the story: If you shit and piss at a chain type store without using a proper toilet, years later, you are likely to sell textile designs to them which they will love (as well as the general populace).

 

THIS BETTER BE TRUE PEACE 7 BECAUSE I AM TRYING IT OUT RIGHT NOW

  On 5/30/2015 at 8:39 PM, baph said:

 

  On 5/30/2015 at 8:00 PM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 5/29/2015 at 2:09 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

 

it's a clever observation, but camo isn't supposed to be 'invisible', just supposed to blend into the shrubbery. there is no shrubbery on a clothes rack in a kmart.

 

One time I shit my pants at K-Mart, and when I was walking to the car in the parking lot, poopoo dumplings rolled out of my jeans leg. I also pissed on a towel there a different time. About 20 years later, I actually designed some bags and shirts that were sold in K-Mart and very successful.

 

Moral of the story: If you shit and piss at a chain type store without using a proper toilet, years later, you are likely to sell textile designs to them which they will love (as well as the general populace).

 

 

 

THIS BETTER BE TRUE PEACE 7 BECAUSE I AM TRYING IT OUT RIGHT NOW

 

It was true for me, so there is at least proof that this method works. GODSPEED K-MART WARRIOR~~~ (Remember to repost in this thread 20 years later for the update, yo. Also, K-Mart worked, but I dunno about WalMart. Maybe Target. I feel like at WalMart, people are already constantly pissing and shitting all over the place, and none of them are doing textile design.)

Sidenote: I dunno why I was pissing and shitting my pants so frequently around this time. Maybe my caacaa/peepee regions were developing; much like a girl becoming hormone-infused and gaining tender breasteses.

Probably jazz af but

hi

haha!

  On 5/31/2015 at 9:33 PM, Berk said:

Not sure if 'hip' is the word

  On 6/1/2015 at 8:52 AM, usagi said:

"Man pictured later found eaten - only to reappear in Space Jam"

  On 5/31/2015 at 1:20 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

 

  On 5/30/2015 at 8:00 PM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 5/29/2015 at 2:09 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

 

it's a clever observation, but camo isn't supposed to be 'invisible', just supposed to blend into the shrubbery. there is no shrubbery on a clothes rack in a kmart.

One time I shit my pants at K-Mart, and when I was walking to the car in the parking lot, poopoo dumplings rolled out of my jeans leg. I also pissed on a towel there a different time. About 20 years later, I actually designed some bags and shirts that were sold in K-Mart and very successful.

 

Moral of the story: If you shit and piss at a chain type store without using a proper toilet, years later, you are likely to sell textile designs to them which they will love (as well as the general populace).

haha how much of this is true?

 

All of it is true (though obviously, low correlation and even lower causation). My mom was actually with me walking back to the car in the parking lot, and she was laughing at my poopoo dumplings rolling out of my jeans. Cuz obviously I wasn't some ~10 year old going to K-Mart alone. Original piss and shit K-Mart was in L.A.-- textile design era was in Hawaii. Yah, for one of the designs I did for a bag, they ordered like 2000 yards of fabric or something ridiculous. Coincidentally, right now I'm wearing an aloha shirt that I designed for Quiksilver.

awesome, to be wrapped up in a shirt you designed, respect.

  On 5/31/2015 at 1:07 AM, Hail Sagan said:

Probably jazz af but

 

^*hand fart soloist*

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lol

i don't know if that picture is really funny but it's not strange either so ...

I find it pretty lol