Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice

That's the entire plot right there.

Here's my review.

Not a bad movie. 7/10 but could have been 30 minutes shorter.

Don't you mean 3 minutes, ho ho ho.

I'll see it. Why the hell not? Probably not for an expensive theater ticket though.

Although, I do agree with Perezvon that the music was pretty bad. I really hope they use better music in the actual film. I especially cringed when they made the release of 2016 appear to the beat along with the "epic" music. WE ALREADY KNEW THAT! Why did they make that seem like such a big deal?? It's old news! If it was new news there would have been at least some logic to to. But no.

Le sigh.

Okay, so they start out fighting each other and then band together to fight a more dangerous foe. This looks dumb as fuck.

would've rather seen the two just beat the shit out of each other like the comic. gotta set up that shared universe i guess =\

also lol ben's modulated voice

  On 12/4/2015 at 10:00 PM, juiceciuj said:

would've rather seen the two just beat the shit out of each other like the comic. gotta set up that shared universe i guess =\

 

also lol ben's modulated voice

I was actually interested in watching it before the banding together malarky ruined it!

Don't forget they some how wrangle Aqua Man into it.

i wonder if he leaves a trail of water everywhere, like he just stepped out of the shower. "aquaman, we can't invite you anywhere, the justice league chill out room just got new carpets." I forgot to mention that the water being dripped is tinged with a fish like mucous slime. "Who needs a chill out room anyway, this is why i said that wonder woman shouldn't be allowed in to the league, she's changing us man. Next thing she'll get rid of the leather couches in the den."

Imagine Wolverine breaking a lamp when he attempts to turn it on.

  On 12/4/2015 at 11:56 PM, Friendly Foil said:

Imagine Wolverine breaking a lamp when he attempts to turn it on.

he'd be good toasting kebabs over the fire though. Could even cut bits of his own flesh off and skewer them to feed the kids, it's all about the kids, won't somebody think of the kids.

Yea. Or make fish sticks out of Aquaman. Though that'd be a bit morbid perhaps. He could buy fish sticks together with Aquaman at the store. And then they could eat them together!

only if wolverine gives it up later, otherwise aquaman won't bother with the rendezvous, he's got bigger fish to fry.

So far in that trailer lex looks as annoying as jar jar binks.

  On 12/5/2015 at 1:07 AM, blackdust said:

So far in that trailer lex looks as annoying as jar jar binks.

They are playing him up like a twat, but later he becomes "a skinhead covered in tattoos" according to Snyder. Lol

So I don't understand.

Is Supes meant to be bad ass in this film? Like Superman 2 when he's evil and drinking shots in the bar?

Or has batman got old and grumpy and he's got beef with Supes getting on his patch?

Vibrant and lush imagery galore

  On 2/12/2016 at 11:48 AM, fletcher said:

Is Supes meant to be bad ass in this film? Like Superman 2 when he's evil and drinking shots in the bar?

that's Superman 3

  On 2/12/2016 at 12:40 PM, BCM said:

 

  On 2/12/2016 at 11:48 AM, fletcher said:

Is Supes meant to be bad ass in this film? Like Superman 2 when he's evil and drinking shots in the bar?

that's Superman 3

needs more Richard Pryor

Very weird choice of music in that music. Sounded like a cheap soundalike of Black Sabbath's Iron Man

Be nice when people start using sophisticated and attuned composers to write scores again. Surely the dumbing down of art has reached its nadir.

  On 2/12/2016 at 12:40 PM, BCM said:

 

  On 2/12/2016 at 11:48 AM, fletcher said:

Is Supes meant to be bad ass in this film? Like Superman 2 when he's evil and drinking shots in the bar?

that's Superman 3

I thought that after I wrote it then foegot to edit my post.

Don't care enough about this movie to be too accurate though.

but what about when richard pryor skis off that building? much lol. or when he's wearing that big hat...

  On 2/12/2016 at 11:43 PM, BCM said:

but what about when richard pryor skis off that building? much lol. or when he's wearing that big hat...

I love the scene at the start with the shitty old computers and the keys and so forth, plus the crappy super computer thingie at the end. It's mostly a terrible movie, but everything with Pryor is great.