I need help with a personal problem I've been having

lol

  On 11/27/2015 at 3:41 AM, fenton said:

I am in Peru and it hasn't solved any of my issues. Looking forward to getting home now.

I don't really have any problems anymore. Reading James Joyce has convinced me that I have nothing to give the world that he hasn't already exceeded, so I'm feeling content. I still want to explore South America, though. It's always seemed like a very interesting place to me, and I know very little about it.

hope it doesn't smell.

  On 11/27/2015 at 5:31 AM, usagi said:

hope it doesn't smell.

South America is pretty sparsely populated, so it shouldn't be too smelly. Most of the continent is empty desert, grassland, mountain, and rain forest afaik. (Could be wrong, but I won't know until I'm there.)

It didn't smell when I was there, not even in the bigger cities like Lima.

One thing is definitely don't go to maryland, it smells like horseshit and stinky fish everywhere

  On 8/27/2015 at 2:25 AM, drillkicker said:

Yeah, definitely. Most spiritual place in the world, that's for sure!

 

Also, a friend of mine who hitchhiked across the US recently will be helping me prepare for the trip. He'll inspect the things I have and lend me somethings. He's giving me the machete he took with him to stay out of danger.

lol wtf. don't take a machete with you.

  On 11/27/2015 at 6:20 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 8/27/2015 at 2:25 AM, drillkicker said:

Yeah, definitely. Most spiritual place in the world, that's for sure!

 

Also, a friend of mine who hitchhiked across the US recently will be helping me prepare for the trip. He'll inspect the things I have and lend me somethings. He's giving me the machete he took with him to stay out of danger.

 

lol wtf. don't take a machete with you.

 

This!!

lol wtf?

  On 11/27/2015 at 5:16 AM, drillkicker said:

 

  On 11/27/2015 at 3:41 AM, fenton said:

I am in Peru and it hasn't solved any of my issues. Looking forward to getting home now.

I don't really have any problems anymore. Reading James Joyce has convinced me that I have nothing to give the world that he hasn't already exceeded, so I'm feeling content. I still want to explore South America, though. It's always seemed like a very interesting place to me, and I know very little about it.

 

When you travel through India, make sure you bring nothing to read but James Joyce's love letters. And when you're on a train, hold the book upside down while you're pretending to read it. Don't stop believing.

  On 11/27/2015 at 5:58 AM, Salvatorin said:

One thing is definitely don't go to maryland, it smells like horseshit and stinky fish everywhere

Not everywhere, but in certain areas that's true.

  On 11/27/2015 at 6:20 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 8/27/2015 at 2:25 AM, drillkicker said:

Yeah, definitely. Most spiritual place in the world, that's for sure!

 

Also, a friend of mine who hitchhiked across the US recently will be helping me prepare for the trip. He'll inspect the things I have and lend me somethings. He's giving me the machete he took with him to stay out of danger.

 

lol wtf. don't take a machete with you.

But I have it and now I don't know what to do with it. Should I save up for a gun instead?

  On 11/27/2015 at 6:53 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 11/27/2015 at 5:16 AM, drillkicker said:

 

  On 11/27/2015 at 3:41 AM, fenton said:

I am in Peru and it hasn't solved any of my issues. Looking forward to getting home now.

I don't really have any problems anymore. Reading James Joyce has convinced me that I have nothing to give the world that he hasn't already exceeded, so I'm feeling content. I still want to explore South America, though. It's always seemed like a very interesting place to me, and I know very little about it.

 

 

When you travel through India, make sure you bring nothing to read but James Joyce's love letters. And when you're on a train, hold the book upside down while you're pretending to read it. Don't stop believing.

His love letters aren't serious literature, if you were unaware. I'd much rather read Ulysses while there, and not upside-down. I don't see the benefit in reading it that way. It would be more challenging to read, but not in a good way. I'm not planning on traveling through India in the foreseeable future, anyway. There are other places I would rather visit, so I'm going to prioritize them. I'm not sure if I'll ever go out of my way to go to India any time in my life.

Why did this thread get revived, anyway? Can a mod please close it?

  On 11/27/2015 at 7:48 AM, drillkicker said:

 

  On 11/27/2015 at 6:20 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 8/27/2015 at 2:25 AM, drillkicker said:

Yeah, definitely. Most spiritual place in the world, that's for sure!

 

Also, a friend of mine who hitchhiked across the US recently will be helping me prepare for the trip. He'll inspect the things I have and lend me somethings. He's giving me the machete he took with him to stay out of danger.

lol wtf. don't take a machete with you.

But I have it and now I don't know what to do with it. Should I save up for a gun instead?

this nikra trollin'.

This was a good read.

  On 11/27/2015 at 5:31 AM, usagi said:

hope it doesn't smell.

As a south american im very offended, triggered and litigious

  On 11/27/2015 at 10:29 AM, Gocab said:

 

  On 11/27/2015 at 7:48 AM, drillkicker said:

 

  On 11/27/2015 at 6:20 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 8/27/2015 at 2:25 AM, drillkicker said:

Yeah, definitely. Most spiritual place in the world, that's for sure!

 

Also, a friend of mine who hitchhiked across the US recently will be helping me prepare for the trip. He'll inspect the things I have and lend me somethings. He's giving me the machete he took with him to stay out of danger.

lol wtf. don't take a machete with you.

But I have it and now I don't know what to do with it. Should I save up for a gun instead?

WTF. You're going on a journey, not to war.

…you don't know that.

terroris

Terra troll

  On 11/27/2015 at 3:41 AM, fenton said:

I am in Peru and it hasn't solved any of my issues. Looking forward to getting home now.

lol

have you tried ayahuasca?

suck my fucking savage nuts and tickle thee eel

just fucking get on with it

Hopefully you'll get to South America, lick a toads back, trip for 5 weeks deep in the woods and getting shafted up the ass by a tribe of badger worshipping tribesmen.

Now that's a story worth telling.

Until then? No one's fucking interested mate. Crack on with it.

Maybe pack an aardvark mask and skin? Put it on. Wear it. Look the part. Make grunting noises. Your asshole might be saved. Because I heard badger worshipping tribesmen fear the aardvark.

lol

  On 11/28/2015 at 6:53 PM, beerwolf said:

Hopefully you'll get to South America, lick a toads back, trip for 5 weeks deep in the woods and getting shafted up the ass by a tribe of badger worshipping tribesmen.

 

Now that's a story worth telling.

 

Until then? No one's fucking interested mate. Crack on with it.

 

Maybe pack an aardvark mask and skin? Put it on. Wear it. Look the part. Make grunting noises. Your asshole might be saved. Because I heard badger worshipping tribesmen fear the aardvark.

  On 11/28/2015 at 6:53 PM, beerwolf said:

Until then? No one's fucking interested mate. Crack on with it.

Beware The Badger, Beware The Aardvark And Beware The General Banter Forum

lol, what a fucking trainwreck of a thread.