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백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

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  On 12/4/2015 at 12:18 AM, LimpyLoo said:

C'mon science, papa needs a new liver

 

 

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They've had organ transplants for a long time?

 

That article was not about 3-D printing actual organs.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

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  On 12/4/2015 at 1:18 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 12/4/2015 at 12:18 AM, LimpyLoo said:

C'mon science, papa needs a new liver

 

 

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They've had organ transplants for a long time?

 

That article was not about 3-D printing actual organs.

 

 

i wanna get my entire body replaced

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  On 12/4/2015 at 1:57 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 12/4/2015 at 1:18 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 12/4/2015 at 12:18 AM, LimpyLoo said:

C'mon science, papa needs a new liver

 

 

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They've had organ transplants for a long time?

 

That article was not about 3-D printing actual organs.

i wanna get my entire body replaced

Y'd be a beautiful lesbian woman.

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my life is all about, making sure i looked good on paper, my linkedin profile, having the best fb profile pics every week, best tweets and watmm posts. eat shit grandma nobody appreciates ur life if ur not online

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hey glunk, you ain't been round in a while, hope life is chill, etc.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

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  On 12/5/2015 at 12:36 AM, Glunk said:

my life is all about, making sure i looked good on paper, my linkedin profile, having the best fb profile pics every week, best tweets and watmm posts. eat shit grandma nobody appreciates ur life if ur not online

 

and lavare la popola. you gotta fit that in somewhere or nobody will want you and you'll die lonely and surrounded by two dozen cats.

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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Holy shit, guys and gals

I am really fucking freaked out right now

 

Lately I had been having various issues:

-hungry all the time (especially 30 min after eating)

-stomach always being weird

-'crashing', weird spells of faintness and low energy/low motivation

-random headaches

-sweating for no reason (especially my hands)

 

...and really just a host of other little things like that

 

A couple days ago I decided to go on a little health kick

(You know, stop eating pizza and other garbage every day)

Just to try some various new foods

 

About 5ish hours into my health kick and I start feeling like I have the flu

like I was kicked in the gut

Just brutal

 

Having previously been a drug addict for quite some time

I was like "shit, this feels like withdrawal"

The timing was pretty obvious and everything

 

Recently my mom and my friend had both been talking about sugar and diabetes and all the associated health shit

So at that moment it all clicked:

I realized I was fucking pre-diabetic (!!!)

 

So I'm like "fuck this, I am done with sugar"

I have been eating healthy-ish for two days

And ALL THOSE SYMPTOMS I LISTED ABOVE WENT AWAY

 

Then I started wondering if this was all in my head

(You know, seeing patterns where there aren't any)

I consulted Google and it turns out:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/half-of-us-adults-have-diabetes-or-high-risk-prediabetes/

 

 

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  On 12/6/2015 at 5:45 PM, xox said:

Dont you have doctors in your country?

Yes

 

The thing is, though, that:

 

1) pre-diabetes is trivially easy to reverse, so going to a doctor would pretty much just be like "doctor, it hurts when I do THIS"

and he'd be all "then don't do it"

 

2) I used to see doctors as scientists

But then I had a series of encounters that convinced me that doctors were more like mechanics

So now I'm slow to visit doctors

 

 

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But the scary thing about it all is that

If you're reading this right now

And you have a western diet (and if you smoke, drink or sit a lot)

Then you probably have (at least) pre-diabetes

 

 

 

/worst Jeff Foxworthy joke ever

 

 

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well thats terrifying

 

*eats fiber*

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

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  On 12/6/2015 at 6:32 PM, LimpyLoo said:

But the scary thing about it all is that

If you're reading this right now

And you have a western diet (and if you smoke, drink or sit a lot)

Then you probably have (at least) pre-diabetes

 

 

 

/worst Jeff Foxworthy joke ever

 

 

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i dont know what people expect, eat oreos get diabetes, its really that simple, there is enough information out there that anybody who is eating this shit (i include myself in this) knows the risks, same with smokers.

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*heads outside to smoke and contemplate this*

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

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You are truly misled if you think diabetes is only a result of eating poorly.

 

The genetic factors are both numerous and highly important.

 

Did you know type 1 diabetes is triggered by environmental factors, even cold weather can trigger type 1 diabetes in someone genetically predisposed?

 

Cold weather isn't oreos you know.

 

Insulin response is a complex mechanism and food/exercise are not the only important factors.

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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  On 12/6/2015 at 7:14 PM, StephenG said:

You are truly misled if you think diabetes is only a result of eating poorly.

 

 

never said this so i dont know why you even bothered writing that post, lol

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