Most IDM 2016

tiny or no dick

being teetotal, but smoking mass quantities of ganj

Runtime error messages

Automatic updates fucking up your computer/iphone

Leaving your socks on when you masturbate

Ordinary words that sound vaguely futuristic

changing your name to your name

@genremasher

A bot that creates new musical subgenres

Resubscribing to Wire Magazine then reading weird reviews of micro-house.

A huge disgusting mollusk that looks like 100 dead people mashed together with an octopus and it spreads a disease that will turn you into it.

Superlatives

Taking supplements to increase your ejaculatory output even though no one will have sex with you.

Leaving your Christmas tree up til may

pizza

Appreciating ambient music without getting way too overexcited about it

crying due to the aesthetics, intrinsic beauty of a particular technical concept.

All of Hollywood being devoured by The Great Cthulhu.

Then someone from the UK making a really good film about it.

Ratchet fights on the bus and subway.

Waiting until vaporwave is declared dead before actively listening to it.

Having a bump on your back that you scratch for weeks and weeks until one day you scratch so hard that you discover it's a TB-303

Having a bump on your ass that you scratch for weeks and weeks until one day you scratch so hard that you discover it's a SH-101

2001 (the year, not the movie)

2001 Space Odyssey

Having a bumpy groove going on your MS-20 for weeks and weeks until one day you groove so hard you discover there is no MS-20 and you have been doing nothing but trying to push your philtrum deeper in with a phone connector

Heart Cancer.

Listening to an artists entire discography in a week and then acting like a longtime fan

yes^

hating music