may be rude Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 (edited) meant to type 60 meters! New research published in the journal Science Quote New research has led to a warning from a leading Antarctic expert that the world is on track for massive sea level rises resulting from the melting of an ice sheet. The research has revealed that if carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere continue increasing as predicted, the giant East Antarctic ice sheet will melt."Our study shows that this ice sheet becomes unstable and melts if carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere reach 600 parts per million—levels which may be reached by the end of the century if emissions reductions targets agreed to recently in Paris are not met," says Professor Tim Naish, Director of Victoria University's Antarctic Research Centre."If the Antarctic ice sheet completely melted, global sea level would rise about 60 meters. It's a sleeping giant." Mad max scenarios could be fun but what will the militaries of the world be up to as civilization declines into ruin because entire cities are effectively disappearing? Hard to even imagine a post-apocalyptic world with loose nukes and modern armies. Enjoy these times before the fall. Edited March 12, 2016 by very honest Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricone RC Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 In some of the hyperthermal events in the paleogene, CO2 was at several thousand ppm, and sea levels rose about 20m, and this would be purely from thermal expansion since there were no ice caps at the time. So if we keep pumping shit into the atmosphere we should eventually expect a lot more than 20m at least. All depends on how much shit we burn, how quickly we do it, and how quickly the icecaps respond. If it happens gradually over a few millennia we could probably adapt fine, since human society itself changes pretty drastically over those timescales anyway, but if you reach some kind of trigger point and melt everything in half a century, we'd be royally fucked lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427174 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAh Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 well shit me..interesting times ahead regardless of how much sea rises maybe octopi will evolve to become the dominant species on the planet after the brutal human - mollusc wars Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AAAAh's signature Hide all signatures triachus yelling AAAA really straings the voice, and the tiny h really represents the struggle and hardship a vocal chord must endure for yelling AAAA http://i.imgur.com/jXQiEuU.jpg Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 octopi vs ants who win Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 If ever we were meant to return to the water... Now is the time (Puts on some Drexciya) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Audioblysk's signature Hide all signatures "You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD ##### | (.) (.) ] | < / | O / ----- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427188 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 On 3/13/2016 at 1:07 AM, Audioblysk said: If ever we were meant to return to the water... Now is the time (Puts on some Drexciya) lol, I was just about to post Drexciyan Wavejumper here but got sidetracked. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427190 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 And there's only one Presidential candidate talking about the problem. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427202 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 So hypothetically Earth would be like the movie Waterworld by the end of this century if current trends hold.Yeah, time for us to expand renewable energy and roll back CO2 emissions & shit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 The problem is not only that we rely too much on fossil fuels. That's really the tip of the iceberg. The bigger problem is that: - Most people just don't give a fuck, and are proud to not give a fuck - Most of the people that do give a fuck, don't realize how much and in how many insidious ways their -lifestyles- contribute to the problem - electric cars and greenwashed substitute products won't cut it - The government and the big businesses in the best position to make a difference are too invested in the current business models to do anything about it - money will be a higher priority than conservation and most leaders won't realize how completely delusional that is until it's far too late Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 To Mars! *points to the sky* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427231 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 We need to get rid of all the farting cows. *eats a burger for the environment* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 New research also shows that my Mum is going to win the US Presidential Race, and she's never even been to America Jus Sayin Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Soloman Tump's signature Hide all signatures https://intrusivesignals.blogspot.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 meh, we still good. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427253 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 Great news Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 I think we've probably fucked it past the point of repair, to be honest. Can't see us getting our shit together enough to stop it happening in the next hundred years. Have you ever been out drinking when you have work the next day, and realise it's too late, you're not going to be able to avoid a brutal hangover because you've gone past the point of no return? That's us with the environment, imo. As a culture, we're kind of sticking our fingers in our ears and going 'LA LA LA, NEED TO GET THAT NEXT IPHONE UPGRADE FAM, THIS IS FINE, WE CAN KEEP THIS UP'. The migrant crisis at the minute's going to look like child's play when sea rises start kicking in in heavily-populated third world countries. The end of the 21st century and the start of the next one are going to be pretty heavy duty, I reckon. Born to late to save the environment Born to soon to explore 22nd Century Waterworld Reveal hidden contents Born just in time to browse dank memes Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Leon Sumbitches's signature Hide all signatures Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association: https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 On 3/13/2016 at 9:53 AM, Gocab said: We need to get rid of all the farting cows. *eats a burger for the environment* I was gonna say something about the methane emissions too. But I reckon we humans contribute plenty to this too with our gassy butts. On 3/13/2016 at 3:27 PM, sheathe said: Great news Your Drumpfness is showing. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 On 3/13/2016 at 5:19 PM, ambermonk said: Your Drumpfness is showing. Smurfety smurf! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427336 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 On 3/13/2016 at 3:45 PM, Leon Sumbitches said: when sea rises start kicking in in heavily-populated third world countries. The end of the 21st century and the start of the next one are going to be pretty heavy duty, I reckon. Never mind third-world countries, what do you think 20m in sea rise is going to do to the US/UK/Canada/Australia/large swathes of Western Europe/Japan. I mean in the US, they don't cal that shit flyover country for nothing. Look how much of the population lives on the coasts. Combine that with a big earthquake hitting the west coast (we're due), and North America is gonna be suffering. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427343 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 On 3/13/2016 at 6:39 PM, chenGOD said: On 3/13/2016 at 3:45 PM, Leon Sumbitches said: when sea rises start kicking in in heavily-populated third world countries. The end of the 21st century and the start of the next one are going to be pretty heavy duty, I reckon. Never mind third-world countries, what do you think 20m in sea rise is going to do to the US/UK/Canada/Australia/large swathes of Western Europe/Japan. I mean in the US, they don't cal that shit flyover country for nothing. Look how much of the population lives on the coasts. Combine that with a big earthquake hitting the west coast (we're due), and North America is gonna be suffering. Big time Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 I am living over 110m from the sea level. Sorry for your drowning coastal dwellers. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide zkom's signature Hide all signatures electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall "cacas in igne, heus" - Emperor Nero, AD 64 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maitake Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 On 3/13/2016 at 6:52 PM, mokz said: I am living over 110m from the sea level. Sorry for your drowning coastal dwellers. i'm a mountain man and will remain a mountain man Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 (edited) forget it lol Edited March 13, 2016 by beerwolf Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 i'm gonna start collecting dirt to sell Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
apriorion Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 On 3/13/2016 at 6:54 PM, maitake said: On 3/13/2016 at 6:52 PM, mokz said: I am living over 110m from the sea level. Sorry for your drowning coastal dwellers. i'm a mountain man and will remain a mountain man No, you're a mountain man and you will become an oceanfront man. Well, by the end of the century. On 3/13/2016 at 6:58 AM, sweepstakes said: That's really the tip of the iceberg. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427359 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 lol! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90213-new-research-shows-sea-levels-could-rise-60-feet/#findComment-2427364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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