Bad advice you've been given or does not make sense

(Actually, that's more about the social benefits of waking with the sun, but here...)

http://www.ted.com/talks/jessa_gamble_how_to_sleep?language=en

TLDR = ideal sleep for humans is 8-midnight, then 2-5

thx professor

  On 8/31/2016 at 9:06 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

I'm learning to drive and am getting a lot of contradicting advice from different parties

Drive like everyone is a drunken and/or texting idiot who shouldn't have a license. Which sadly in America now is no longer a hypothetical.

Think ahead in terms of lane placement and upcoming stoppage. You lose a lot of time and risk yourself a lot more if you are a passive driver. I wouldn't say "be an assertive driver" but I would say be more than just defensive and strictly legal (speed limit wise) - just try to adapt as best you can to the situation to be safe.

S

  On 9/1/2016 at 4:57 AM, DerWaschbar said:

 

  On 9/1/2016 at 12:04 AM, LimpyLoo said:

apparently, humans are at their happiest and most productive when their sleep aligns with the rise/fall of the sun...surprise surprise, innit

 

 

This is wrong in my experience.

As someone that has been working long night shifts for a while(not much longer thank god) I can tell you that your experience is the wrongest thing of all time.

I have found that the best way to completely destabilize your life is to get 'experimental' with your sleep schedule

Sleep is such a basic biological necessity...you can predict how long (or short) someone will live based on their sleep habits

but youre not living when youre sleeping so it evens out #math #healthy #vegangoals

#InsomniacGains

  On 8/31/2016 at 9:16 PM, xxx said:

 

  On 8/31/2016 at 5:10 PM, andihow said:

When I was in high school the vice principal snuck out for a cigarette at the same time I did, turns out we had the same secret spot. Instead of nutting me we had a conversation about cigarettes over cigarettes and talked about how it kills some people and some people smoke their whole lives without every having a serious health issue. He told me that he "could tell" I was part of the latter group and I shouldn't worry about it. Him saying that to this day boggles my mind as he was never sarcastic and it seemed totally genuine.

He was hitting on you. Surely you've heard the old adage, "if he smokes, he pokes"

 

holy shit this actually makes total sense, just never pieced it together. he wanted little boy peen. 

It's near impossible to have a properly functioning circadian rhythm unless you take great care with habit, diet, and environmental factors such as light exposure but if you pay attention to these things you start to notice very subtle benefits.

Coming from a person that was pulling all nighters to reset his sleep schedule multiple times a month somewhat recently. Not an issue any longer though. Body is definitely happier.

Here's a bad advice for you: If a "supposed to be funny"-tread deteriorates into a paranoid and delusional truther-like direction after the first few post, you should read the whole goddamn ting.

Lol

Eating styrofoam makes you produce more voluminous shots.

Edit: not styrofoam, celery. My bad!

Nah mate, it's zinc supplements.

  On 9/2/2016 at 8:19 PM, Candiru said:

Eating styrofoam makes you produce more voluminous shots.

 

Edit: not styrofoam, celery. My bad!

  On 9/2/2016 at 8:27 PM, doublename said:

Nah mate, it's zinc supplements.

it's true. zinc, l-arginine, and soy lecithin and your shots will be glorious

"CHATMM Rules: Do not harass, bait, or otherwise antagonize other members, even in jest - what you find amusing and innocent, others may not."

Whether that falls under bad advice or doesn't make sense I'll leave ambiguous.

I like milk and go to bed late. Now I know Im gonna die. Thx watmm.

Someone randomly pmed me and told me that the artist 'evoava' should quit making music because it's shit, and proves God doesn't exist since a benign god wouldn't let something that bad exist.

So he did.

Having a goat farm is way better. He makes goat cheese. Goat cheese >>>> other cheese.

  On 9/3/2016 at 2:46 AM, Brisbot said:

Someone randomly pmed me and told me that the artist 'evoava' should quit making music because it's shit, and proves God doesn't exist since a benign god wouldn't let something that bad exist.

 

So he did.

 

Having a goat farm is way better. He makes goat cheese. Goat cheese >>>> other cheese.

Goat farms are ace, my family used to farm them in the Troodos Mountains. Halloumi cheese village style also. Folded over with mint, a sort of flaky dry texture very unlike the pre-packaged stuff. 

"Just study and get good grades then get a good job, then you'll be happy"

"Just don't worry about your crippling social anxiety and or phobia, everyone gets nervous sometimes, ignore it and it will go away, all you have to do is stop worrying so much"

"just pull out"