Name one thing about modern day life that really irritates you

Fucking lol. Where do you live?

edit - thank you for your service, young man.

stolen valor how dare you 

i hav several garments for disguises. always good to have thm; to help blend in now that th world is gone..

when someone talks about various social issues and refers to people as humans, mostly on the internet.

i'm nt from around here. i'm just trying to be polite, politicly correct.. you are a human, are you not?

  On 10/9/2016 at 7:59 PM, Redruth said:

beerwolf wants th stout 500ml! i think it's a fair point..

..foul smelling bait :)

  On 10/9/2016 at 9:16 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 10/9/2016 at 7:59 PM, Redruth said:

beerwolf wants th stout 500ml! i think it's a fair point..

No one is forcing him to buy Guinness. Other (better) stouts exist.

 

It's all about the nitrogen though, I know you can get craft stouts on draft with nitrogen, but it's pretty rare (never seen it this side of the atlantic). It's hard to beat a proper pint from a proper Irish pub that knows how to look after the pipes etc. The pint over here in the UK is a pale immitation of the best you get back home. If we're talking about bottles then there's actually some quite nice bottled Guinness too (the West Indies porter is quite nice, Foreign Extra too). The cans aren't great though, the widget is a load of shite.

Healthcare in the USA. I have to get on Obamacare because no company I work with offers health insurance. I got booted off my folks package because of my age a month or two ago and heard I have to get on that jazz n stuff

Either I'm not doing this right or I have to pay around 200+ a month for lowest cost healthcare package that covers pretty much nothing... or I will be fined. I'm being told it'll cost less, but still, this system is a total clusterfuck to navigate.

What in the fucking fuck is wrong with this country?! It's healthcare. Basic low-cost to no-cost socialized healthcare is pretty much how every first world country does it. Not here. Nope. We'll waste billions on failed military equipment productions and not even bat and eye - heaven forbid a piano falls on me. Hope that shit kills me so I don't have to see my insurance-less bill.

leave. come to Aus, where I will employ you as gumbo chef extraordinaire.

The average American is incompatible with western civilization tbqh. Be careful.

Social media dependency

People don't fucking read anymore! I work in retail and when we need to clean the bathroom we put up a sign that says it's closed. Simple, right?

WRONG!!!

People will walk in anyways, even if your in the room cleaning! It's fucking stupid.

I think you'll find that problem can be easily and immediately solved by bopping them in the face with a shitty mop.

you have the power in your hands.

But then I would have no job.

Worth it?

Blysky...fulfill your destiny. Move to Canada.

  On 10/10/2016 at 7:16 AM, Trilobot said:

But then I would have no job.

 

Worth it?

I said it would solve your problems, I didn't say how exactly.

True

^ on a similar note, every time I use a public restroom (single occupant, with a locking door) anybody that comes up to the door just grabs the handle and tries to force their way in. wtf? It's shut. Knock. Do they really want to open a door that possibly reveals a smelly, naked, near feral human baring its teeth, rocking around, forcing a turtle head out of its back, gripping a wad of paper for the end of the battle? Probably not. Just knock. I can only imagine these people grabbing the door knob assuming it's open and slamming their faces into the door when it won't budge. This seriously happens every time I take a leak at work.

even knocking enrages me.

There's someone in here you dense cunt, wtf do you think knocking will accomplish?

i like to say "who is it?" when people knock

lol

I just go for a "YES?"

  On 10/10/2016 at 8:29 PM, keanu reeves said:

i like to say "who is it?" when people knock

lol I almost spit out my coffee when I read this.

Hilarious

  On 10/9/2016 at 8:05 PM, marf said:

you cant just wear a t-shirt anymore.. I went to the hardware store, didnt find what i was looking for and as i was walking one of the employees said "you wanna leave?" .. i said yeah, i wanna leave, and then he asked me out of what base i was stationed and i realized i was wearing an army t-shirt and he was asking me if i was on leave. 

 

I wore a camo jacket to a book store and some dude walked up to me and asked my rank and started adjusting my jacket and buttoning things and i told him i was not in the army. i seriously consider what i wear these days. I threw out my firefighters t-shirt i got from the salvation army. too much bullshit with that shirt

back in my snarkiest days of a pissy teenager I almost bought a shirt that said "marine wife" though now I think even that's too far

I wouldn't wear anything borderline these days. maybe a clearly foreign or antiquated camo or olive drab pattern I suppose. I used to wear my dad's old early 80s era olive drab jacket from his USAF airman days, it was insanely warm.

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