Name one thing about modern day life that really irritates you

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"YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.."

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 i had some apple pie, haven't had it in ages, and i bought some vanilla ice cream to accompany it, i haven't eaten that in years. Anyway, i opened the punnet and the ice cream inside looked weird. Sort of opaque with no trace of white creaminess. Anyway, on examining the label of find that it's fucking made out of coconut cream, not cream cream. How dare they call it icecream. /cries. Anyway, i solved the problem by not using it and instead didn't ruin my apple pie by drenching it in cream with some drops of vanilla added. Actually i might do that from now on when i'm not having custard. Way less sugar involved too.

No no no that's an FWP not OTAMLTRIY

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  On 10/11/2016 at 8:08 AM, usagi said:

HEY GUYS <NAME> HERE WITH A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF <THING> FOR YOU TO ENJOY, HOPE YOU LIKE IT, DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE <SHITTY CHANNEL> CONTENT SO I NEVER HAVE TO DO ANY REAL WORK THANKS.

You know what? Those fuckers making statements like these? They also try to force their way in to occupied public restrooms. Guaranteed.

Considering their great art credentials I think the Boards of Canada t-shirt selection at bleep store is a bit dull. It's been mildly irritating me for years tbqh.

That's because BoC themselves are a bit dull.

  On 10/11/2016 at 1:13 PM, doublename said:

No no no that's an FWP not OTAMLTRIY

 It's modern day life because we didn't used to have coconut cream ice cream that contains no dairy whatsoever. Deport all lactose intolerants and hippies so i can get back to plain old first world problems and not confuse and irritate doublename.

edit 4 div - see, modern life making modern mistakes

Them ridiculous titles given to freak shows that are always advertised on tv but never actually live up to their name.

THE BOY WITH NO BRAIN

THE GIRL WHO LIVES IN A SPIDER WED

THE MAN WITH LEGO LEGS

etc.

dont you wanna see fetal alcohol syndrome mekon headed diabled people?

  On 10/11/2016 at 8:14 AM, A Reggae Lee Bowyer said:

"YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.."

with a reggae Lee Bowyer, anything is possible

When you type out a post for this thread and then somehow accidentally delete everything but the first 5 words and can't get it back and have to go back and edit it so you don't look like an idiot, OH WELL

Overuse of the word 'elitist'

People being racist assholes to strangers because people of that skin color have slighted them in the past. It's all good to have animosity in your head if you can't get over yourself I guess, but to treat a person like crap because of the actions of others who look like them is still racism, no matter what your skin color is or what past your heritage may have.

  On 10/11/2016 at 6:37 PM, Blank said:

 

  On 10/11/2016 at 8:19 AM, Trilobot said:

HERE'S OUR TOP 10 LIST OF TOP 10's! NUMBER TEEEEEEEEEEEEN...!!!

 

Whyyyyyyyyy lol

  On 10/11/2016 at 9:59 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 10/11/2016 at 1:13 PM, doublename said:

No no no that's an FWP not OTAMLTRIY

 

 It's modern day life because we didn't used to have coconut cream ice cream that contains no dairy whatsoever. Deport all -->lactose intolerants<-- and hippies so i can get back to plain old first world problems and not confuse and irritate doublename.

 

Welp guess I'm outta here, see you guys wherever!

  On 12/22/2016 at 5:27 AM, Audioblysk said:

People being racist assholes to strangers because people of that skin color have slighted them in the past. It's all good to have animosity in your head if you can't get over yourself I guess, but to treat a person like crap because of the actions of others who look like them is still racism, no matter what your skin color is or what past your heritage may have.

Totally agree. I've been robbed once at work by a random black guy, but that doesn't mean I hold a grudge against all blacks. It was that one guy, end of story. Could have been anyone of any race, religion, gender, etc, and it would have been the same story, a single individual doing something terrible. If only everyone judged others according to their actions, rather than their race...

long distance relationships

the amount of single older women in my area that are willing to meet up and fuck TONIGHT

waifu al-inajars.

  On 12/22/2016 at 8:38 AM, perunamuussi said:

the amount of single older women in my area that are willing to meet up and fuck TONIGHT

lmao.  

  On 12/22/2016 at 8:38 AM, perunamuussi said:

the amount of single older women in my area that are willing to meet up and fuck TONIGHT

Prepare to be seduced by 1988 Susan Sarandon.

Bad remakes / reboots / sequels of classic films.