Life Hacks

Post your best life hacks, here's mine:

I make baby wipes when I shit in public by spitting on the toilet paper to give an extra-special clean finish round my bum.

if i'm boiling water, i switch off the oven when the water is boiling 

Most days, I go to work to earn money to buy food. When I eat the food I don't starve to death.

edit  i'll just post the video:

  On 11/18/2016 at 12:44 PM, TiredOldPotato said:

Post your best life hacks, here's mine:

 

I make baby wipes when I shit in public by spitting on the toilet paper to give an extra-special clean finish round my bum.

trow some water in your soap dispenser if its getting low to extend the soap life.

can also throw chunks of old soap bars in there as well.

u can thank me later

  On 11/18/2016 at 1:54 PM, pyramidpanes said:

if i'm boiling water, i switch off the oven when the water is boiling 

who boils water in the oven?

All my hacks are very specific engineering feats that aren't really universal. Just whenever I have an issue that needs solving I try to be clever.

For some reason people in train stations all line up at the first ticket machine they see, so, like, walk 15 extra feet/round the corner and avoid that.

Steal your own car and sell it. Then let your insurance pay

  On 11/19/2016 at 6:00 AM, darreichungsform said:

Steal your own car and sell it. Then let your insurance pay

no car tho

If you go for a wee but it still feels like there's some wee inside when you finish, gentle tickle the very top of your bumcrack and out comes that small amount of extra wee.

get type 2 diabetes to lose tens of pounds of extra weight doing nothing.

money can be exchanged for goods and services

you can go quite fast if you use only your rear legs; it's quite advanced tbqh but almost comes naturally after a while. Looks ridiculous tho LMAO

basically lift both front legs up as if you want to stomp something in the sky. Then act as if you walk normally, just with the rear legs. Keep your front legs away from the ground. Try it!

  On 11/19/2016 at 10:16 AM, azatoth said:

get type 2 diabetes to lose tens of pounds of extra weight doing nothing.

Welp no that's not exactly how it works. If you want to loose some weight you'd better go get a cancer or HIV straight ahead.

  On 11/19/2016 at 9:50 AM, Amen Warrior said:

If you go for a wee but it still feels like there's some wee inside when you finish, gentle tickle the very top of your bumcrack and out comes that small amount of extra wee.

Will try

  On 11/19/2016 at 4:32 PM, TiredOldPotato said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 9:50 AM, Amen Warrior said:

If you go for a wee but it still feels like there's some wee inside when you finish, gentle tickle the very top of your bumcrack and out comes that small amount of extra wee.

Will try

 

  On 11/18/2016 at 12:44 PM, TiredOldPotato said:

Post your best life hacks, here's mine:

 

I make baby wipes when I shit in public by spitting on the toilet paper to give an extra-special clean finish round my bum.

i have absolutely done this in a pinch. usually i'll just wet a few paper towels before i head into the stall. if it's an individual restroom i'll just lean over to the sink and wet the toilet paper.

i'm pretty anal (huehue) about my posts poop polish

Carry a collapsible slotted spoon with you.

This way when you order ice water at restaurants but you want ice water with no ice, you can scoop the ice out! Presto! Iceless ice water.

  On 11/19/2016 at 3:52 PM, phling said:

basically lift both front legs up as if you want to stomp something in the sky. Then act as if you walk normally, just with the rear legs. Keep your front legs away from the ground. Try it!

what?

  On 11/19/2016 at 7:53 PM, ncrtx said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 3:52 PM, phling said:

basically lift both front legs up as if you want to stomp something in the sky. Then act as if you walk normally, just with the rear legs. Keep your front legs away from the ground. Try it!

 

what?

whoa! i'm flying!

  On 11/19/2016 at 7:53 PM, ncrtx said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 3:52 PM, phling said:

basically lift both front legs up as if you want to stomp something in the sky. Then act as if you walk normally, just with the rear legs. Keep your front legs away from the ground. Try it!

what?