Life Hacks

Don't make eye contact with strangers and mouth the words of your secret recipe for this super baked French toast breakfast casserole that you make when friends are over. The situation will quickly escalate into ruthless hand-to-hand combat and you will be required to use lethal force, blowing your cover and compromising the integrity of your mission.

Sick of boneless pizza? Add bones! Boneful pizza in a jiffy.

turn off your computer

Instead of having a sad cum

have a glad cum!

Porn is bad for you. Hide in your neighbor's closet instead.

If you don't eat you never have to poop.

Simulate being in the bowels of hell by chain-farting in a sweltering hot room with a fan going at full power. the winds of shit, Bubs!

If you ever feel like things are about to get bad, turn on a fan, shit into your hand, and toss into said fan. This is a preemptive action designed to mitigate the damage of whatever was about to get bad because the shit has already hit the fan.

Keep all your food in your trash can so If you feel like you don't want to eat it, it's already taken care of.

Can't make your mixes sound good? Make it sound as bad as possible and then just flip the polarity. Instant word class sound.