Life Hacks

  On 11/19/2016 at 7:58 PM, QQQ said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 7:53 PM, ncrtx said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 3:52 PM, phling said:

basically lift both front legs up as if you want to stomp something in the sky. Then act as if you walk normally, just with the rear legs. Keep your front legs away from the ground. Try it!

what?

try it! it works!

 

I can't believe this! this is amazing!

  On 11/19/2016 at 8:20 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 7:58 PM, QQQ said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 7:53 PM, ncrtx said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 3:52 PM, phling said:

basically lift both front legs up as if you want to stomp something in the sky. Then act as if you walk normally, just with the rear legs. Keep your front legs away from the ground. Try it!

what?

try it! it works!

 

I can't believe this! this is amazing!

 

changed my life. thanks man

  On 11/19/2016 at 3:52 PM, phling said:

basically lift both front legs up as if you want to stomp something in the sky. Then act as if you walk normally, just with the rear legs. Keep your front legs away from the ground. Try it!

 

You've got to be shitting me

If you accidentally pour molten candle wax on your pee rod or vag, don't forget you can pour boiling water on it to melt it off quick.

 

Thank me later.

frozen mini pizzas make great coasters for cold drinks. if having a hot beverage, make sure you cook the mini pizza first.

  On 11/19/2016 at 10:55 PM, hoggy said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 8:31 PM, darreichungsform said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 8:20 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 7:58 PM, QQQ said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 7:53 PM, ncrtx said:

 

  On 11/19/2016 at 3:52 PM, phling said:

basically lift both front legs up as if you want to stomp something in the sky. Then act as if you walk normally, just with the rear legs. Keep your front legs away from the ground. Try it!

what?

 

try it! it works!

 

I can't believe this! this is amazing!

 

changed my life. thanks man

 

oh my god I've been wasting my front legs to push against floors all these years

 

This reminds me of a dream I once had where aliens visited my parents' yard and afterwards all their cats were walking on their hind legs.

2001: A Cat Odyssey.

Wrong: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDcy3WlQ_6E

Edited November 20, 2016 by darreichungsform

thank you, spoderman

https://brightside.me/article/100-hacks-for-every-occasion-63755/

 

Edited January 6, 2017 by iococoi

Sucking in air through your nose or mouth will keep you alive. Don't forget to push it out too!

alright lifehack. stoner lifehack...

 

achieve the effect of fancy light dimmers by wearing sunglasses indoors.

 

for a good sleep/dream aid, smoke a little dried datura leaves, and eat half a teaspoon of powdered valerian root and five almonds soaked in water.

 

Get more value for money by sitting on top of the bus. Considering the circumference of the earth, you will travel 0.0000000013% than your fellow passengers downstairs who have paid the same price. 

But remember, black people will be less intimidated and of a more amenable disposition if you take off your sunglasses before speaking to them.

If you tie your shoes together and walk like that it will force your Fitbit to count more steps per day. You will notice a sharp increase in mental clarity and more solid poops.

Wear your nice shirt inside out; that way, when you get spaghettios on it, it’s not ruined & you can still wear it again tomorrow!

collect lots of money and live comfortably.

Save a snapshot of whatever's on your mind by pressing your gooch and your temple at the same time.

Has anyone ever tried saving up ear wax to make a candle? I always wondered if it worked

whenever you're tempted to listen to OPN or something as fashionably annoying, instead place your penis on a firm surface, place a nail point-down on the head of your penis, and strike the nail with a hammer. you will quickly forget about the silly idea you had.

Collect your toe nail clippings. If you run out of Jello, you can make it from them and it's cool like being a home brewer. 

Hoard all of your household rubbish for a year to discover just how much rubbish you send to landfill.

Your neighbours will love it.

 

Bonus: Perhaps create your own landfill?

Instead of buying a huge tv or a computer monitor, just use your smart phone super close to your face. One screen is all you need!

If you want something, close your eyes and imagine you have it. Sorted mate!

 

PS. Only works until you open your eyes.

the cookies are always on the top shelf, mom puts them there because you are too short, but if you use a chair, you can reach them.

Stop mumbling when you’re around women.

Edited October 6, 2017 by doublename