The Big Star Wars Thread *SPOILERS ABOUND*

I Don't Want to Be The Obi-Wan

Obi Wan is the loneliest number

  On 8/17/2017 at 9:49 PM, Gocab said:

oh thank fuck. I hope it's just an old fart drinking soup in the desert for two hours.

Old man yells at cloud.

Hahaha

it's obi wan as a force ghost, haunting the men's toilets of mos eisley

Obi-Wan has his light saber stolen by a Jawa and goes on a wacky adventure spanning 3 planets to get it back.

Join the Empire! Our ships are big triangles!

Pizza the Hut

  On 8/24/2017 at 11:09 AM, Rubin Farr said:

The new Star Destroyers are hung.

Disney/Lucasfilm's invasion of the Porg marketing has begun:

I fucking hate this film.

  On 8/24/2017 at 6:44 PM, Gocab said:

I fucking hate this film.

How about you, you know, WATCH it first, eh? Might not be what you're expecting (or EXACTLY what you were expecting).

I will watch it, as a fanboy I have no choice, but I have a very bad feeling about this.

Now this is the Star Wars toy I want for Xmas!

how is it the end of august and there isn't a second trailer for this piece of shit yet

  On 9/1/2017 at 6:58 AM, zaphod said:

how is it the end of august and there isn't a second trailer for this piece of shit yet

just watch Looper again to remind yourself of the worst-case scenario

like Brick was ok but Looper was so bad

I liked looper

  On 9/1/2017 at 8:11 AM, o00o said:

I liked looper

timecop > looper

^ He's right

Snoke's flagship is called the Supremacy, and it's apparently 3x the size of a Super Star Destroyer, does that make it super duper?

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End this Star Wars mess pls

what the fuck kind of ship design is that? yo you guys you know what's cooler than triangles?? two triangles slammed together to make something that looks like a space measuring stick that the baby from 2001 is gonna use to check out its dick size