Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)

  On 8/20/2019 at 11:49 PM, zero said:

Of course he meant disloyal to their inner self. It's common fact that all Jewish people are born into the world as Republicans, so if they say they're a Democrat then they're lying.

Even FOX are saying that Donnie's chances at a second term are dwindling: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-i-dont-believe-fox-news-poll_n_5d5a5d5ee4b0eb875f261ec9

  On 8/21/2019 at 3:45 PM, zero said:

as absurd as this whole thing is, I wonder if Denmark/Greenland are actually concerned here? I mean you've got a mentally unstable, spoiled rich asshole who thinks like a dictator, wanting to buy your country. you laugh him off as crazy, leaving him looking like he lost the deal, which never was even serious in the first place. what sort of crazy ideas could be building up in his demented brain? I'm sure at this point either Eric or that fuck nut Don jr. have said "dad, why don't you just use the army to take it?" as crazy as it sounds, what if donnie starts "jokingly" hinting at military action? even lyin' Ted predicted that something like this might happen:

 

 

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Hahaha, nuking us would be like murdering the cutest puppy in the room  

  On 8/21/2019 at 4:29 PM, joshuatxuk said:

he[trump] took a liking to the DPRK, it's a massive market to be tapped.

I assume here you mean el trumpo thinks the DPRK is a massive market to be tapped?

  On 8/21/2019 at 6:39 PM, ambergonk said:

Even FOX are saying that Donnie's chances at a second term are dwindling: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-i-dont-believe-fox-news-poll_n_5d5a5d5ee4b0eb875f261ec9

Huh...looks like fears about a non-peaceful transfer of power might not be so ridiculous after all. I really hope come 2021 there's video of military police dragging Trump out of the White House, his toupee falling off and his fat ass on the way to federal prison.

A Mike Pompeo anecdote.

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No matter what Trump has said or done, Pompeo has stood by him. As a former senior White House official told me, “There will never be any daylight publicly between him and Trump.” The former official said that, in private, too, Pompeo is “among the most sycophantic and obsequious people around Trump.” Even more bluntly, a former American ambassador told me, “He’s like a heat-seeking missile for Trump’s ass.”

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/08/26/mike-pompeo-the-secretary-of-trump

  On 8/21/2019 at 4:52 PM, Nebraska said:

 

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That makes zero sense. 

MAGA's coming for you, Greenland...

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/22/donald-trump-greenland-t-shirt-1471960

More like Israeli controlled territory

Buy somewhere worthwhile, like Amsterdam.

  On 8/22/2019 at 5:50 PM, whosebrian said:

“He’s like a heat-seeking missile for Trump’s ass.

May that be his epitaph.

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  • President Donald Trump on Friday said he was ordering “our great American companies” to “immediately start looking for an alternative to China, including bringing your companies HOME and making your products in the USA.”
  • Trump also said he was ordering all U.S. postal carriers, including FedEx, Amazon, UPS and United States Post Office, “to SEARCH FOR & REFUSE all deliveries of Fentanyl from China (or anywhere else!).”

   

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https://www.cnbc.com/2019/08/23/trump-says-hes-ordering-american-companies-to-immediately-start-looking-for-an-alternative-to-china.html

  On 8/23/2019 at 6:34 PM, ignatius said:

President Donald Trump on Friday said he was ordering “our great American companies” to “immediately start looking for an alternative to China, including bringing your companies HOME and making your products in the USA.”

With all the zany shit that he's been saying this week, I must have missed this one. Donald believes that a new drug derived from ketamine will prevent suicide:

https://www.spin.com/2019/08/trump-va-stimulant-johnson-and-johnson-ketamine/

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When a reporter asked the president what his administration is doing to help prevent suicides among veterans, Trump said: “There’s a product that’s made right now that just came out by Johnson & Johnson which has a tremendously positive, pretty short term, but nevertheless, a pretty positive effect. I’ve instructed the head of the VA to go out and buy a lot of it, and we are buying a lot of it. Hopefully we’re getting it at a very good cost.”

The president added: “I guess it’s a form of a stimulant where if somebody is really in trouble from the standpoint of suicide, it can do something. It’s pretty well known. It just came out. It’s made, I believe, by Johnson & Johnson and we have calls in now to Johnson & Johnson… we’ve been dealing with them for two months on buying a lot of it.”

The “stimulant” Trump is talking about is actually an anti-depressant. More specifically, it’s a nasal spray called Spravato which was derived from ketamine, the horse tranquilizer preferred by ravers across the world.

During several years of trials, six people who had been treated with the drug died, as opposed to none on placebos. Three of the deaths were suicides. The FDA said it was difficult to conclude that the deaths were caused by the drug. Still, noted one psychiatrist, “It’s not heading in the direction supporting protection from suicides.”

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  On 8/21/2019 at 6:39 PM, ambergonk said:

Even FOX are saying that Donnie's chances at a second term are dwindling: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-i-dont-believe-fox-news-poll_n_5d5a5d5ee4b0eb875f261ec9

I think it's becoming painfully aware, even to some of his supporters, that he's a senior citizen with worsening dementia.  Time to take the keys away from the child.

“Lol, ok gramps, we found a new home for you out in the countryside. Yes, there will be rabbits.”

So David Koch kicked the bucket. Any reason we should be sad?

Nope and I'll sleep well tonight

Murdoch next pls

koch funded a lot of the anti-climate change science.. big time deniers or at least perpetrators of that misinformation. they're both assholes.  one fewer koch brother makes the world a little better... sometimes it's ok to say mean things about dead people. 

https://www.theonion.com/david-koch-pumps-billions-of-dollars-into-campaign-to-s-1837513455

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2019/08/23/after-life-incalculable-harm-billionaire-climate-denialist-and-right-wing-villain#

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trump gonna go hard on this line of bullshit.. just like his favorite dictator

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-economy-crash-message_n_5d601ef2e4b0dfcbd48cea0d

bill maher just said "fuck him, i'm glad he's dead"

and "at least he lived long enough to see the amazon burn"

  On 8/23/2019 at 6:34 PM, ignatius said:

Trump also said he was ordering all U.S. postal carriers, including FedEx, Amazon, UPS and United States Post Office, “to SEARCH FOR & REFUSE all deliveries of Fentanyl from China (or anywhere else!).”

Oh that’ll stop the fentanyl epidemic for sure. Wrap it up boys.