UK General Erextion

im not even 30, but seeing theresa may talk makes me feel somehow brutally susceptible to the concept of mortality. 

in a way like you'd fuck her & she's getting on a bit & thats something yer unfamiliar with or that she could devour souls in some bs military escapade distraction?

i only ask bcos an olde mate informed me recently he'd rattle her big time & this required a forensic unpeeling level of the grotesque layers of appeal as to leave a mark thats called best described in Welsh "ych-y-fi"

https://youtu.be/o9cdhaBfre0

bwahahahah

That old cunt is going to be the next Prime Minister. The little Englander mentality needs to be destroyed.

RIP UK. Have fun in the second coming of a Thatcherite hellscape, where not even human rights are safe.

sounds awesome, like the beginning of some cheap 80s sci-fi movie. hope i get to wear flying goggles for no readily apparent reason.

Is it over yet?

Or vote Labour.

Tactical voting is the game, so maybe don't vote Labour.

Tactical voting is the game.

I'm afraid that means voting third party in the watmm universe though. ;-p

Labour came second in my area during the last vote, so my tactical vote is my preferred vote. :)

UKIP came third.

are you not meant to have a card through the door or something? i dont even have any idea where im supposed to vote, ive been given no indication that i registered atall, even though i did it a full week before the deadline. 

you should get a polling card telling you where to vote and confirming your registration. you don't need it to vote though and you don't need to take it with you - they just ask your name and address and find you on the list.

you can find your polling station using this link:

https://wheredoivote.co.uk/

noice.

went for SNP in the end. they are open to coalition with labour to stop the tories getting in, and scottish labour is full of blairites anyway.

I really feel like we need a Strong and Stable Government™ so we can get the Best Deal for Brexit™, and also I fucking hate disabled people and hospitals, so tories are a natural fit for me

This is looking good.

The exit poll that is.

Voting is over! Put down your ballots and step away from the booths.

My prediction is: weak Tory majority, likely enough to get an outright win. Perhaps a few seats loss but I don't expect May to lose (sadly). Can't imagine a joint government again after the last one.

edit: Guardian suggests a hung parliament. This should be fun... https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/jun/08/general-election-results-2017-uk-live-labour-tories-corbyn-may-election-results-live-news-line

it's coalition time again (maybe). labour could perhaps try and form a minority government but they'd have trouble getting stuff through parliament, unless the SNP and lib dems help them out...which they may well do.

lol, what a collossal cockup from May. such an inept campaign. refusing to do the debates was incredibly dumb.

looks like the conservatives + unionists would have an edge to form a minority government though.

polls could also be completely wrong.

does labor dock with lib dems?

hot lefty docking action pls

Are good things happening? (sorry, I haven't paid any attention the election at all)

Polls only closed an hour ago so nobody knows yet

I'm refreshing this every now and then

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

I'm at work all night so it's something to do :^)

yeah it's pretty good, looks like the conservatives won't be getting a landslide majority which will mean that they will have trouble getting their more extreme policies through parliament

  On 6/8/2017 at 11:53 PM, BCM said:

yeah it's pretty good, looks like the conservatives won't be getting a landslide majority which will mean that they will have trouble getting their more extreme policies through parliament

Sounds good to me.