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  On 11/17/2017 at 5:13 PM, sweepstakes said:

It sounds like you are displacing your desire to get pegged with getting injected

you are on to something. but getting injected is even more sexxier than "just" getting pegged. u kno.. u gotta surrender yourself much more to someone else????gnome sane

 

u kno when u get PEGGED by gurls. it's just some fukn plastic thing. (plastic made by chinese and the plastic contains BPA that lowers your teststorone so no wonder u get alll girly look and wear sandals if u enjoy getting pegged

 

but u kno Needles. Needles are METAL so they are fukn HARDCORE. METAL.

U kno. When You think about it. With them sexy nurses injecting you with needles. It's kinda like they are "impregnating" you. They are like cumming inside you with the needles. It is just that the cum is not male cum but testosterone oil. But Who Cares rite. It's ALL about them METAPHORES. But ye u onto something my man


Damn I might write a book or somthing. My head is filled up with these kind of things

Nah, this is way better.

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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  On 11/17/2017 at 9:26 PM, Salvatorin said:

this is actually really good stuff, good content, delivery.

cheers my man. I haven't noticed much tho. Balls still hanging firmly etc. My voice hasn't gone rainbow or anything. Haven't sexed up any womyn yet

  On 11/17/2017 at 5:38 PM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

U kno. When You think about it. With them sexy nurses injecting you with needles. It's kinda like they are "impregnating" you.

Girl: I think it's by the food.

Man: You think it's...

Girl: By the food.

Man: By the food you eat?

Girl: Yes.

Man: What kind of food do you have to eat... to have a baby?

Girl: It's just any kind really. Carrots... and eat vegetables. And then.. and mix it with gravy and then eat it. And then you can have bread, and something, but you've got to have bread every day, if you want to get a baby.

Girl: That's what my mum said.

Man: But haven't you eaten all these things yourself?

Girl: Yes!

Man: But you didn't get a baby...

Girl: No <laughing>, 'cause I'm not a woman. And you see, only womans can get it.

Eraserhead was all about David Lynch being pissed he had a baby at such a young age. Too much testosterone from lucid dreaming.

fukkkk I thought you were just joking around with all that testicle pain thing.......but i'm really having bad testicle pain now :( fuk

i feel like as if they are hanging "too low" or when laying down they seem to touch me legs and it HURTS..........can't seem to find a good place for them

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:05 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:04 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

can't seem to find a good place for them

Craigslist?

 

who the fuk is craig

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:12 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:05 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:04 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

can't seem to find a good place for them

Craigslist?

 

who the fuk is craig

 

He's kind of like a career counselor. For balls.

Im already bald. I wish I had health care Id go in for this Trt shit. I have nothing to lose, other than a prostate maybe. 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:12 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:05 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:04 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

can't seem to find a good place for them

Craigslist?

 

who the fuk is craig

 

 

okay i officially believe this is a goof account now

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:12 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:05 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:04 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

can't seem to find a good place for them

Craigslist?

who the fuk is craig
ahh Craig Anderson, now he is def reading this
  On 11/18/2017 at 7:27 AM, Lada Laika said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:12 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:05 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:04 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

can't seem to find a good place for them

Craigslist?

 

who the fuk is craig

 

 

okay i officially believe this is a goof account now

 

Who Took Away Your Sense Of Humor? Wat happened?

  On 11/18/2017 at 12:33 PM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 7:27 AM, Lada Laika said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:12 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:05 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 4:04 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

can't seem to find a good place for them

Craigslist?

who the fuk is craig

okay i officially believe this is a goof account now

Who Took Away Your Sense Of Humor? Wat happened?

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no more injecty my teste

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