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Donate tons of sperm. The weird thing is, when you’re much older, you might end up talking to your own kid. Imagine a schoolteacher who donated sperm when he was younger and is now teaching his own kids math er whatever.

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  On 11/18/2017 at 5:39 PM, Candiru said:

Donate tons of sperm. The weird thing is, when you’re much older, you might end up talking to your own kid. Imagine a schoolteacher who donated sperm when he was younger and is now teaching his own kids math er whatever.

Or date them <3

  On 11/18/2017 at 7:38 PM, xox said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 5:39 PM, Candiru said:

Donate tons of sperm. The weird thing is, when you’re much older, you might end up talking to your own kid. Imagine a schoolteacher who donated sperm when he was younger and is now teaching his own kids math er whatever.

Or date them <3

 

date your sperm? What the fuk. ithought this a music maker forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he meant date your own kid

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 11/18/2017 at 5:39 PM, Candiru said:

Donate tons of sperm. The weird thing is, when you’re much older, you might end up talking to your own kid. Imagine a schoolteacher who donated sperm when he was younger and is now teaching his own kids math er whatever.

 

Ah ye now I get what you mean. But it's too "late" already I think???? Like the first time u pin test INside U then your sperm count goes down.

 

Honestly I called everywhere asking if I could story my sperm. Some said it would be too late already since I had started the treatment. Other place said that it would cost like 1-2k dollars to store it in the first place.

 

And the chances to impregnate M'Lady would be 15 or 30 out of 100. So kinda low I think. So I won't be storing my sperm or donating it???? Just start hCG when that sexy nurse wants to have babies with cheese.

If the thought of dating your sperm is unappealing to you, your T-level is too low.

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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Store your sperm and genetically engineer them to be as strong and viscous as piranhas. They’re too dangerous to get anyone pregnant but you can grow a super villain in a test tube of the mood strikes you.

  On 11/18/2017 at 8:39 PM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

Just start hCG when that sexy nurse wants to have babies with cheese.

Is this written in some kind of secret high-testosterone dialect?

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  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

feels good to have a doctor here wit me in this thread......cheers Dr. Lopez =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

 

  On 11/19/2017 at 12:02 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 8:39 PM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

Just start hCG when that sexy nurse wants to have babies with cheese.

Is this written in some kind of secret high-testosterone dialect?

 

ye bro Hop On It. What Level Are U On?

  On 11/19/2017 at 2:28 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

feels good to have a doctor here wit me in this thread......cheers Dr. Lopez =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

 

  On 11/19/2017 at 12:02 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 11/18/2017 at 8:39 PM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

Just start hCG when that sexy nurse wants to have babies with cheese.

Is this written in some kind of secret high-testosterone dialect?

ye bro Hop On It. What Level Are U On?
Like zero and a half

mates & bros if u realy reading this thread i sugest U really go check them levels and start being immaculate. no need to suffer from low T. it not a joke honest!!! u can still post memes etc about it and everything else but just stick a needle in your ass from time to time

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my life staerted goin all downhill when i cudnt figure this new discord thing out.............was reclused..!!!!!!

i learnt when u double post the posts get combined by the forum engien 


btw i got the ULTIMATE TEST TEST for you music maker people. take off your shirt (myman) and check if your waist is wider than your shoulders. Post Results!!!!!!!!!! what do u see?

  On 11/19/2017 at 4:58 PM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

i learnt when u double post the posts get combined by the forum engien 

btw i got the ULTIMATE TEST TEST for you music maker people. take off your shirt (myman) and check if your waist is wider than your shoulders. Post Results!!!!!!!!!! what do u see?

I see my magestic schlong towering over the horizon 

  On 11/19/2017 at 4:46 PM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

u can still post memes etc about it and everything else but just stick a needle in your ass from time to time

QOTY

I knew a woman that had high testosterone levels. I wanted to test how high her levels were by giving her rocks to see how far she could toss them. I collected some rocks and gave her a bag but it turned out she already test-tossed her own.

Do you find yourself making execreble puns on obscure internet message boards? Make an appointment with your Doctor today. Test your Triachus Levels.

oh man what is cwc up to these days.

 

the cwcki is one of the greatest achievements of the internet, especially back when cwc was editing the articles himself. lol wot larks.

 

edit: oh i see he's trans now and has a patreon. of course. wow 2017 has affected absolutely everyone

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  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

  On 11/20/2017 at 1:32 PM, dr lopez said:

oh man what is cwc up to these days.

 

the cwcki is one of the greatest achievements of the internet, especially back when cwc was editing the articles himself. lol wot larks.

 

edit: oh i see he's trans now and has a patreon. of course. wow 2017 has affected absolutely everyone

 

it's all on the cwcki, look for the Un-clit (and the Un-clit 2.0) for the greatest hit

holy shit

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

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