Testosterone levels

just snort it

use a high-currency bank note for bling or the Venezuelan Bolivar Fuerte if yer cutting corners

Mayday innit

doing drugs is a really cool thing to be into

Says the guy who manages to have fun at a zebra crossing

if you are referring to my photo in the other thread i would suggest you learn about the viennese succession building

Obv aware your fun extends beyond the zebra crossing, man.

  On 12/8/2017 at 10:22 PM, dr lopez said:

doing drugs is a really cool thing to be into

Testosterone is not a drug.

Drugs are for pussies

  On 12/8/2017 at 11:47 PM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

 

  On 12/8/2017 at 10:22 PM, dr lopez said:

doing drugs is a really cool thing to be into

 

 

Drugs are for pussies

 

EXCUSE ME

I LOVE DRUGGOS

WANNA TEST OUT YOUR TEST LEVELS BRAH

Fight

Against

The

Globalist's

VR

Vampire

Matrix

Test that osterone and do lines of creatine off of your biceps

  On 12/9/2017 at 12:37 PM, Pipenik said:

 

Gotta make sure you test your osterone when it's ripe and still in alpha testing phase because otherwise you're in risk of contaminating yourself with beta test osterone and literally intravenously cucking yourself

 

Also to completely strip an easy shitpost from any conceptual integrity I kinda wanna correct myself on my previously stated crying frequency, it's actually only been about twice a week. It's not random either, I know what it's related to but I can't put it in a way that would provide any value to this discussion. It's a super weird thing though.

 

Ye bro man sending warm hugs to your way:) ur life sounds enjoyful if u got snow and all that too

at least i  imagine so

u walkin snow blind to the gas station

Man gotta admit I too do the crying in the night, outside my home thing lol. I usually walk to this bridge in the forest and then just walk back to watmm. I cry too. And talk aloud. 2-4 AM but I only walk under an hour lol.

wana walk with me?

this thread just rounded a very wholesome corner, nice

  On 12/7/2017 at 11:21 PM, Pipenik said:

 

I don't know if this is too much Real Talk™ for the thread but it feels kinda relevant to the topic. For the past month or so I've started randomly crying. Not every day but maybe every other day or every third day. It's strange because normally I feel completely indifferent towards everything. I don't get emotional when reading about tragic news or stories. Sad movies don't make me cry. Recently I saw my sister for the first time in two years after she returned from abroad and pretty much felt nothing. I'm not a fearful person either nor do I panic easily if things go south. 

 

The crying sometimes happens indoors but most often when I take a nightly walk outside by myself. I've been in the habit of doing that every now and then since I was like 14 but lately it has got out of control. I've literally spent entire nights wandering outside. I carry a book with me in a backpack and go to a gas station or a 24/7 gym and stay there reading for a while. It's usually a gas station though because I can grab a cup of coffee and something to eat as well. There are always barely any other customers around. I don't listen to music nor do I carry a laptop. Aside from the book (and wallet and keys) I just have my cell phone, charger and a powerbank for "emergencies". I wish I didn't have to carry those either. As I'm walking a part of me fantasizes that I had no place to go back to or any belongings other than what I have on my person. A part of me wishes that I could just walk until my feet no longer work. Then rest for a while and continue. And repeat the cycle forever I guess. 

 

I might have to wait until the harshest winter is over but I have plans to buy some proper camping gear and kinda do that. Maybe rent a cheaper apartment in a remote location and only go there at weekends. I dunno. I love being in the open air, embraced by the ambient sounds but only when I'm alone. Fucking sucks to be outside when there are other people there. That's gonna be a problem if I'm gonna have a steady day job or go back to school one day. I've just really begun to loathe being indoors by myself for some reason.

 

Maybe try moving back to you rparentesd place? I have my own apartmetn but I haven't spent a night in there in like 5 months or something,......?? something to think about..............My own home sucks big time it's a PIT. of misery and loneliness

I guido you to have your T levels checked.move back to your moms place and start shooting testosterone. Make your mom happy

if you want a hammock I have  good suggestion, it worked for me when I wanted to get out and wander in the summers:

https://hennessyhammock.com/collections/hammocks/

I put my Ab Roller EvolutionⓇ in my hammock so i could vibe out to Soundgarden  while breaking a new air thrusting record with my hardened core

Where u goin boi ???

omg hope sandoval wrote these songss for me

I work with a guy who seems like he should be confident. Generally good looking, works out, but just gives off a strange insecurity. He always wants to seem like the most knowledgable guy, like he's totally in charge of everything and he attempts to be manipulative by pretending to be a friend, giving obviously bad advice, and obnoxiously adding himself into situations that were already under control. 

When I first started working there, he talked about the relationship between the length of the index finger, ring finger, and testosterone levels, which I thought was a weird thing to go on about completely unprompted. After a few other workday chats, a pattern began to emerge. I also work with his girlfriend who is pretty nice, usually on the same shift. A co-working couple? Different strokes for different folks. YOLO, I guess. He caught me looking at her ass once, which I consider entirely his problem. Right away, I noticed him looking looking at me like "oh no you didn't" from my peripheral vision and when he walked by me he put his face closer than usual to mine in an effort to intimidate(?). He then tried to assert his dominance by snatching a piece of gum from my hand a few minutes later and pretended to be all "haha". The barely contained animosity in his eyes told a different story and I have now chewed one less piece of gum as a result of this infraction.  

I get along with her, like working with her, she's pretty cute and has a booty that she's always drawing attention to, but c'est la vie. I don't entertain the idea of inter-coworker-incest. My current job is kinda boring right now, so I plan on keeping this under-the-radar sub-conflict going to be honest. I see him as an ant I can burn under a magnifying glass of Machiavellian psych-warfare and I kinda wish that was my job instead. Counterintelligence and espionage boost HGH levels more than American football and rugby combined. Might as well.  

This thread:

  On 12/12/2017 at 5:42 PM, autopilot said:

This thread:

 

soz man i don't Quite UnderStand? you'se an acoustic singa-songwriter??? Thought This Was An IDM Forum

u kno speaking of dem walks u kno
i think all that Gym Stuff is gay as a mofo. I've been having these forest chats u kno i prefer them a lot. U meet a lot of cool lush chix in da forest too. they may be all bitchy on the internet but in the forest they're cool as a MoFo.

meet people from different walks of life LoL

u can hang under the bridge. spook some chixx real bad haw haw
on top of the bridge (meet lotsa cool people)
no swimming possibiblity tho

but i have an advice to give. if u walk with someone. u gotta kno when to part from them. take another route home. becuss if u walk with them a LiL Bit too long they got all FUKKN ANGRY. and chat ends. they leave the room but they keep walking. they're not answering anymore. ghosts u kno

lifting weighty weights is dum dum but chat walks are lush. ukno today took a needle in the knee and went walking. cried on da bridge a lil while until a fella came over. walkked with him. didn't dare to talk about idm. if it was u pls pm(private message) u was cool.

  On 12/16/2017 at 1:07 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

i think all that Gym Stuff is gay as a mofo. 

 

 

lifting weighty weights is dum dum but chat walks are lush. 

no wonder your t levels are low.

reading this thread while performing my daily ablutions to keep my T in check

  On 12/16/2017 at 1:49 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 12/16/2017 at 1:07 AM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

i think all that Gym Stuff is gay as a mofo. 

 

 

lifting weighty weights is dum dum but chat walks are lush. 

 

no wonder your t levels are low.

 

""""After exercise, testosterone levels rise -- but not for long.

"Sometimes it’s 15 minutes after exercise that testosterone is elevated. Sometimes it can be up to an hour,” says Todd Schroeder, PhD, who studies exercise and hormones""""

WowZa. Fukn WOW. Up To An Hour.

If you exercise every 45 minutes your T level will climb into infinity