Testosterone levels

  On 3/1/2018 at 12:15 AM, hello spiral said:

You know what pumps testosterone?

 

Sniffin your own farts while touching your peen while driving a V8 while listening to TCM with a hot woman sitting next to you.

let’s do a thread of road head stories

^ kind of impossible on two wheels, unfortz

  On 3/1/2018 at 12:17 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 3/1/2018 at 12:15 AM, hello spiral said:

You know what pumps testosterone?

 

Sniffin your own farts while touching your peen while driving a V8 while listening to TCM with a hot woman sitting next to you.

 

Let's not blow this out of proportion. Men are not capable of multi-tasking.

  On 3/1/2018 at 12:31 AM, usagi said:

^ kind of impossible on two wheels, unfortz

Wtf do you think they made recumbent bikes for

125 MPH unicycles, 250 MPH farts, 500 MPH cocaine, and 1,000 MPH hot woman. 

Do you know what else pumps testosterone?

Hanging out with a girl you're banging and her boyfriend.

ok finally i can tell the truth about testosterone

it was a HOAX all along. Just a stupid ass meme. I just didn't understand it

doesn't help anything, if you're having problms they're not gonna heal with test-ost-e-rone. doesn't make u any more manly, doesnt make your dick harder or get u twelve irish broads

doesn't stop you from computing

doesn't heal da depreson

doesn't make you better tracks

then after u talk about it with Da Guys...they just say 'ohh u kno testosterone isnt gonna change u really' or 'lol u gotta wait 3 months.. ahh sry u gotta wait 6 months'...

so it's really jus a "joke" betwen us who didn't understand the meme part and thought it was reality

k

you son of a bitch, you tell me this now after I've invested my life savings in experimental t-boosting drugs?

  On 6/20/2018 at 2:17 AM, usagi said:

you son of a bitch, you tell me this now after I've invested my life savings in experimental t-boosting drugs?

Ye but it cool cos we can still find some stoopid fukks to buy them supplements!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just spread the testosterone word lolllll

lol u rite

still have to deal with my own testicle error though.

High bro`s

I've crakked the code.... I no kno why the Dr brescriped TRT (Testoestoner Replacement Therape) dosnt work. U still depressed as fukk and your balls are shriveled? I feel u my man

So the medical answer is: just injec more testostreonre

 you got science backin u

chekit out 

  https://psychnews.psychiatryonline.org/doi/full/10.1176/appi.pn.2019.12b11

  Quote

Depreson symptoms were most improved in bros who were prescribed high doses of testosterone (500 mg/week or higher). Some previous trials used much lover doses, which may explain why the mood effects following use of testosteorne were not seen, the authors noted.

 

And u kno.. this TRT bulls hit is 4 TIMES LOVER DOSES. Fukken 120 mg's a week... Like wow... Ain't no wonder u still depresed and not lustful and the Doctor's pocket/wallet is getting thicker ? U gettin fool led.

ANd you kno.. all the REAL bros who are on TRT and are not depresesd.. Their NOT using 120 mgs a week. They use 500-1000 mg a week and go for it and depression erases. And they do it becus they can, they gota prescripton. But all the poor fucks who go to Dr sayeng "mate I think I'm depreson" and they get big costs and still deprsessed..

So if u reeding this.. and u on TRT... just do 4 times bigger doses and u'll be good and rememeber to subscribe to my chanel and checkout my sponsors and checkout the new video next week see you bros n mates. 

Are you trying to take my title as watmm's most retarded?

edit: =)

what's your title (bro)

thank i brescriped 2 ur chanel

cheese u need to get into chatmm and type „!flip“ to boost your T

  On 3/12/2019 at 11:11 AM, darreichungsform said:

thank i brescriped 2 ur chanel

hi 'gsform what up my man ??? 

  On 3/12/2019 at 12:47 PM, phling said:

cheese u need to get into chatmm and type „!flip“ to boost your T

thank yuo

so i have apoll. have u cured yo self since i posted this reed 15 months ago? now we'll have a peacefull quiet mom-ent fo alll thowse watmers that are gone (probabl becus of dépreson? *preyng*

btw u wanna kno what the real hoax is? TRT

all them stupid ass doctoes prescribing testosterone for desparate yung uns. it aint gonna help you, it'll just make you an eunuch.

like your balls will look like they looked 20 years ago

same people are sayeng doctors get a "Cut" when they prescribe SSRI's or something else, but they don't even understand they're done the same thing

then there is one more thinh. you know all thowse youtubahs who are getting ''swole'' u kno and are Lifting and being Healthy. Getting Big and Having A Healthy Lifestlie. Eating Healthy

then those same people go home and injec some garage testosterone made in some dirty ass chinese/romanian garage and you kno

i think great minds found a legal way to make humen incapable of having children. "just injec this testosteroen and u gon be good" and u only gon be childlesssssssss. it's lika legal human population control. or like 'if u stupid enuff then u probabl gon get on TRT treatment and well u dont need to impregnate ladies'

I think ssris have really fucked up my libido and my metabolism. But Id be crazy without them. And have the attention span of a gnat. 

I tried to reduce from 200 mg to 150 mg Zoloft and I got the fucking flu.  Reducing at least would be nice but damn this shit has a hold on me

Testosteronis with marinara sauce and garlic bread. Maybe some smashed vagina lasagna. Gnocchi gnipples. Ciabutta bread. Analpasta. 

analpasta ep

Figure I'd ask *here* rather than open a new thread - do any of you hi-T techno-bros manage back hair?  Any protips on what best methods/products to use?  The only thing I've ever tried was waxing but that was over a decade ago and quite unpleasant IIRC, not so much the waxing per se but the skin irritation that followed.